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Old May 8th, 2012, 12:40 AM   #10626 (permalink)
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fucking geez, sex bots have been all over the news recently. Have you heard about their self-sanitizing vaginas?
You must live in an another world. Btw, you're a gay and a pelican.
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Old May 15th, 2012, 06:38 AM   #10627 (permalink)
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Old May 19th, 2012, 02:36 AM   #10628 (permalink)
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Old May 24th, 2012, 06:09 AM   #10629 (permalink)
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Old May 26th, 2012, 11:47 AM   #10630 (permalink)
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i've seen this before but it's still as funny as hell
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Old May 27th, 2012, 10:06 AM   #10631 (permalink)
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Landed in Bulgaria. It's good to be home again! I'll stay here for 2 weeks and again- Back to FINLAND!!! Man, since when we have so many earthquakes in here? The weather is just perfect- violent storm with tons of rain and hail and earthquake every 30 minutes.. Perfect! ))))):
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Old May 27th, 2012, 05:33 PM   #10632 (permalink)
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5 million views?
it's not 5 million people watching it
it's 5 people watching it a million times a piece
it's kinda like how i watched "glitter puke" 10 times a day, every day for 2 weeks
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The trend started with black families haviong 489248392 kids, and they couldnt afford clothes for them all. The youngest would have to wear hand-me-downs from their older brothers, and they usually were outrageously over sized.

Prisoners don't usually choose their pants.
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And just for the record, you only need about 1/4 of the booze he poured in
Just a tiny splash. Spirits have very strong flavour, you don't want your meal to taste like a big bowl of hot booze.
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Old June 4th, 2012, 07:34 PM   #10635 (permalink)
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Old June 4th, 2012, 11:55 PM   #10636 (permalink)
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The trend started with black families haviong 489248392 kids, and they couldnt afford clothes for them all. The youngest would have to wear hand-me-downs from their older brothers, and they usually were outrageously over sized.
I can see that happening but whether the trend was borne due to this, I dunno.

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No, but they can choose to wear their pants low, which is what the image is saying.

I realise it's probably not true but good to let low-panters know they're attracting gay attention.

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Ghetto-skirts are so five years ago anyway.
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did you throw yours out ?
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Old June 6th, 2012, 03:16 AM   #10639 (permalink)
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And just for the record, you only need about 1/4 of the booze he poured in
Just a tiny splash. Spirits have very strong flavour, you don't want your meal to taste like a big bowl of hot booze.
Speak for yourself. I live off that shit. Oh, and Megadeath sauce too.
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Speak for yourself. I live off that shit.
inexpensive booze and horrible tasting food? Nice life
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So I see this place is still a shit-hole. B^)
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A peculiar thing for the butt to say.
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Holy shit, why so many .gifs?
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