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Old April 21st, 2008, 02:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Dude! I'm totally alone in my house! what's the first thing I should do!? xD
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Old April 21st, 2008, 02:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old April 21st, 2008, 02:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Burn down the house. :]
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Old April 21st, 2008, 02:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old April 21st, 2008, 02:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old April 21st, 2008, 02:27 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old April 21st, 2008, 02:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Invite a girl over.... jesus did you really need to be told that! ! if you can't get a girl, invite some friends over and get drunk/play some games... if you don't have friends, then fap and post on forums about how you're all alone
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Old April 21st, 2008, 02:37 PM   #12 (permalink)
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get drunk, burn the house down and/or raep monkey in basement
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Ok so... i'll make some brownies, get drunk in the shower, then I start burning the house down while I'm in the bassment raping a monkey while fappying my guitar?
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Ok so... i'll make some brownies, get drunk in the shower, then I start burning the house down while I'm in the bassment raping a monkey while fappying my guitar?
That can be pretty epic,
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