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Old July 11th, 2004, 12:35 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Old July 11th, 2004, 12:50 PM   #27 (permalink)
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How can someone's name seriously be Dirk? :s That's even worse than my name.
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Old July 11th, 2004, 12:54 PM   #28 (permalink)
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it's Dutch. and Scottish or something. he's part Scottish.

yeah having sex with him would be so incredibly porno-like (fake orgasms and all perhaps?)
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Old July 11th, 2004, 12:55 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Dirk is the name of every sleazy 70's porno cop all over the world.
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Old July 11th, 2004, 12:59 PM   #30 (permalink)
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why would you need to fake the orgasms?
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Old July 11th, 2004, 12:59 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Oh stop. That's giving me ideas. He did say he likes "to dress up."
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Old July 11th, 2004, 01:13 PM   #32 (permalink)
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uh, wow. you can have his neatly pressed trousers and he can have your bright yellow summer dresses. you'd better off with me for sure.
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Old July 11th, 2004, 01:14 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Dirk's an Aries too. He says they're all bastards till I mentioned my mum's an Aries.
that's when a true bastard would have started having fun.
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Old July 11th, 2004, 01:15 PM   #34 (permalink)
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welcome back to our warm embrace, o little one. while you were away, i conquered the world, and i'm now trying to win li's heart as well. want to help?
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Old July 11th, 2004, 01:18 PM   #35 (permalink)
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i'm never that far. and no, i'm not helping you win li's heart because it's pretty obvious i want li for myself, hence the lack of congratulations for her dates, of the more or less fruity kind. but, alas, she never takes me seriously.
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Old July 11th, 2004, 01:22 PM   #36 (permalink)
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hehe, you jokers. and what kind of fun did you mean, rahvin? i'm too shy to bring up sex.
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Old July 11th, 2004, 01:27 PM   #37 (permalink)
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is there any way i can talk to you in the near future? i miss the sound of your voice.
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Old July 11th, 2004, 01:28 PM   #38 (permalink)
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hehe, you jokers. and what kind of fun did you mean, rahvin? i'm too shy to bring up sex.
i meant bashing your ma, or something. i won't bring up sex either, but see: you never take me seriously. hyena should come to my aid now.
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Old July 11th, 2004, 01:28 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Hyena, i'm sorry but Li is mine <3 You can join us though

Li, let's kill our period
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is there any way i can talk to you in the near future? i miss the sound of your voice.
hoping you meant me, definitely yes. you can call me at any point tonight, or tomorrow.
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Old July 11th, 2004, 01:29 PM   #41 (permalink)
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I've always wondered about sucking - it is better to give or receive ?
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Old July 11th, 2004, 01:30 PM   #42 (permalink)
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@idari: die.

@larocque: to give, at least for me. the real pleasure is in making the other part happy and excited, otherwise there's no point.
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Old July 11th, 2004, 01:35 PM   #43 (permalink)
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@ rahvin: Well, feel free to kill me in a few days What day are you coming to Helsinki btw? I'll be in helsinki before tuska
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@La Rocque: To give! I agree with rahvin wholeheartedly. It will sound cliched but it's true that his pleasure gives me pleasure :P
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Old July 11th, 2004, 01:38 PM   #45 (permalink)
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@li, santtu: well, novelty is always good. so let's say yes to this daring threesome you propose. i'm not sure about rahve's participation tho, winamp just brought up "the book of heavy metal" and that's a song that he downloaded for me. i don't think that people who do such things should be allowed to take part in any pleasure (i was about to say "celestial pleasure", then i caught myself).

@rahve: can you come on icq for maybe ten minutes? i've got a wonderful something to send you, and we can talk for a few moments. i know, i know, i won't be hearing your voice, but still.

edit: @the noble individuals of both genders (no, not each of them): can i have sex with all of you? i'm more of a take, take, take character. not that i can't surprise my partners, mind you.
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Old July 11th, 2004, 01:43 PM   #46 (permalink)
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No one's having sex with me. No one, dammit. So I will accept your invitation. When's our big orgy?
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Old July 11th, 2004, 01:46 PM   #47 (permalink)
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I'm in!
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Old July 11th, 2004, 01:46 PM   #48 (permalink)
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hey, don't treat me as a last resort.
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Old July 11th, 2004, 01:49 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Never, milady.

*curtsies*

Does anyone else find it amusing that it's the women who are dominating this thread and subject?
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Old July 11th, 2004, 01:51 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Yes..And i also find it amusing that the thread was about people who suck, and we're discussing Li's sex life here
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