The You Suck Thread - Page 2

KoichCPA · July 11th, 2004, 11:35 AM

http://www.google.com/search?q=dirk&...utf-8&oe=utf-8

Human Desert · July 11th, 2004, 11:50 AM

How can someone's name seriously be Dirk? :s That's even worse than my name.

Caelestia · July 11th, 2004, 11:54 AM

it's Dutch. and Scottish or something. he's part Scottish.

yeah having sex with him would be so incredibly porno-like (fake orgasms and all perhaps?)

KoichCPA · July 11th, 2004, 11:55 AM

Dirk is the name of every sleazy 70's porno cop all over the world.

hyena · July 11th, 2004, 11:59 AM

why would you need to fake the orgasms?

Caelestia · July 11th, 2004, 11:59 AM

Oh stop. That's giving me ideas. He did say he likes "to dress up."

hyena · July 11th, 2004, 12:13 PM

uh, wow. you can have his neatly pressed trousers and he can have your bright yellow summer dresses. you'd better off with me for sure.

rahvin · July 11th, 2004, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caelestia

Dirk's an Aries too. He says they're all bastards till I mentioned my mum's an Aries.

that's when a true bastard would have started having fun.

hyena · July 11th, 2004, 12:15 PM

welcome back to our warm embrace, o little one. while you were away, i conquered the world, and i'm now trying to win li's heart as well. want to help?

rahvin · July 11th, 2004, 12:18 PM

i'm never that far. and no, i'm not helping you win li's heart because it's pretty obvious i want li for myself, hence the lack of congratulations for her dates, of the more or less fruity kind. but, alas, she never takes me seriously.

Caelestia · July 11th, 2004, 12:22 PM

hehe, you jokers. and what kind of fun did you mean, rahvin? i'm too shy to bring up sex.

hyena · July 11th, 2004, 12:27 PM

is there any way i can talk to you in the near future? i miss the sound of your voice.

rahvin · July 11th, 2004, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caelestia

hehe, you jokers. and what kind of fun did you mean, rahvin? i'm too shy to bring up sex.

i meant bashing your ma, or something. i won't bring up sex either, but see: you never take me seriously. hyena should come to my aid now.

Human Desert · July 11th, 2004, 12:28 PM

Hyena, i'm sorry but Li is mine <3 You can join us though

Li, let's kill our period

rahvin · July 11th, 2004, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hyena

is there any way i can talk to you in the near future? i miss the sound of your voice.

hoping you meant me, definitely yes. you can call me at any point tonight, or tomorrow.

La Rocque · July 11th, 2004, 12:29 PM

I've always wondered about sucking - it is better to give or receive ?

rahvin · July 11th, 2004, 12:30 PM

@idari: die.

@larocque: to give, at least for me. the real pleasure is in making the other part happy and excited, otherwise there's no point.

Human Desert · July 11th, 2004, 12:35 PM

@ rahvin: Well, feel free to kill me in a few days

What day are you coming to Helsinki btw? I'll be in helsinki before tuska

Caelestia · July 11th, 2004, 12:36 PM

@La Rocque: To give! I agree with rahvin wholeheartedly. It will sound cliched but it's true that his pleasure gives me pleasure :P

hyena · July 11th, 2004, 12:38 PM

@li, santtu: well, novelty is always good. so let's say yes to this daring threesome you propose. i'm not sure about rahve's participation tho, winamp just brought up "the book of heavy metal" and that's a song that he downloaded for me. i don't think that people who do such things should be allowed to take part in any pleasure (i was about to say "celestial pleasure", then i caught myself).

@rahve: can you come on icq for maybe ten minutes? i've got a wonderful something to send you, and we can talk for a few moments. i know, i know, i won't be hearing your voice, but still.

edit: @the noble individuals of both genders (no, not each of them): can i have sex with all of you? i'm more of a take, take, take character. not that i can't surprise my partners, mind you.

Caelestia · July 11th, 2004, 12:43 PM

No one's having sex with me. No one, dammit. So I will accept your invitation. When's our big orgy?

Human Desert · July 11th, 2004, 12:46 PM

I'm in!

hyena · July 11th, 2004, 12:46 PM

hey, don't treat me as a last resort.

Caelestia · July 11th, 2004, 12:49 PM

Never, milady.

*curtsies*

Does anyone else find it amusing that it's the women who are dominating this thread and subject?

Human Desert · July 11th, 2004, 12:51 PM

Yes..And i also find it amusing that the thread was about people who suck, and we're discussing Li's sex life here

July 11th, 2004, 11:50 AM	#27 (permalink)
Human Desert Pirun Morsian Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 5,176	How can someone's name seriously be Dirk? :s That's even worse than my name. __________________ If I stay in darkness and hide inside where there is no light You cannot find me You cannot find me here If I don't say a word and just sit here Even if you are near You cannot find me You cannot find me here.

July 11th, 2004, 11:54 AM	#28 (permalink)
Caelestia rawr Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: svarga Posts: 6,280	it's Dutch. and Scottish or something. he's part Scottish. yeah having sex with him would be so incredibly porno-like (fake orgasms and all perhaps?) __________________ Li Boat

July 11th, 2004, 11:59 AM	#31 (permalink)
Caelestia rawr Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: svarga Posts: 6,280	Oh stop. That's giving me ideas. He did say he likes "to dress up." __________________ Li Boat

July 11th, 2004, 12:18 PM	#35 (permalink)
rahvin keeper of the flame Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: safe but not far from the city Posts: 17,594	i'm never that far. and no, i'm not helping you win li's heart because it's pretty obvious i want li for myself, hence the lack of congratulations for her dates, of the more or less fruity kind. but, alas, she never takes me seriously. __________________ ~You wake up in the morning, your paint's peeling, your curtains are gone, and the water's boiling. Which problem you deal with first? None of them. The building's on fire.~ ~Your biggest problem is I don't know what your biggest problem is.~ House

July 11th, 2004, 12:22 PM	#36 (permalink)
Caelestia rawr Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: svarga Posts: 6,280	hehe, you jokers. and what kind of fun did you mean, rahvin? i'm too shy to bring up sex. __________________ Li Boat

July 11th, 2004, 11:35 AM	#26 (permalink)
KoichCPA Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Canberra,Australia Posts: 14,564	http://www.google.com/search?q=dirk&...utf-8&oe=utf-8

July 11th, 2004, 11:55 AM	#29 (permalink)
KoichCPA Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Canberra,Australia Posts: 14,564	Dirk is the name of every sleazy 70's porno cop all over the world.

July 11th, 2004, 11:59 AM	#30 (permalink)
hyena counterclockwise Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: - Posts: 6,914	why would you need to fake the orgasms?

July 11th, 2004, 12:13 PM	#32 (permalink)
hyena counterclockwise Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: - Posts: 6,914	uh, wow. you can have his neatly pressed trousers and he can have your bright yellow summer dresses. you'd better off with me for sure.

July 11th, 2004, 12:15 PM	#34 (permalink)
hyena counterclockwise Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: - Posts: 6,914	welcome back to our warm embrace, o little one. while you were away, i conquered the world, and i'm now trying to win li's heart as well. want to help?

July 11th, 2004, 12:27 PM	#37 (permalink)
hyena counterclockwise Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: - Posts: 6,914	is there any way i can talk to you in the near future? i miss the sound of your voice.

July 11th, 2004, 12:28 PM	#39 (permalink)
Human Desert Pirun Morsian Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 5,176	Hyena, i'm sorry but Li is mine <3 You can join us though Li, let's kill our period __________________ If I stay in darkness and hide inside where there is no light You cannot find me You cannot find me here If I don't say a word and just sit here Even if you are near You cannot find me You cannot find me here.

July 11th, 2004, 12:29 PM	#41 (permalink)
La Rocque I am that I am Join Date: May 2004 Location: an exit to eternal summer slacking Posts: 4,759	I've always wondered about sucking - it is better to give or receive ?

July 11th, 2004, 12:30 PM	#42 (permalink)
rahvin keeper of the flame Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: safe but not far from the city Posts: 17,594	@idari: die. @larocque: to give, at least for me. the real pleasure is in making the other part happy and excited, otherwise there's no point. __________________ ~You wake up in the morning, your paint's peeling, your curtains are gone, and the water's boiling. Which problem you deal with first? None of them. The building's on fire.~ ~Your biggest problem is I don't know what your biggest problem is.~ House

July 11th, 2004, 12:35 PM	#43 (permalink)
Human Desert Pirun Morsian Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 5,176	@ rahvin: Well, feel free to kill me in a few days What day are you coming to Helsinki btw? I'll be in helsinki before tuska __________________ If I stay in darkness and hide inside where there is no light You cannot find me You cannot find me here If I don't say a word and just sit here Even if you are near You cannot find me You cannot find me here.

July 11th, 2004, 12:36 PM	#44 (permalink)
Caelestia rawr Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: svarga Posts: 6,280	@La Rocque: To give! I agree with rahvin wholeheartedly. It will sound cliched but it's true that his pleasure gives me pleasure :P __________________ Li Boat

July 11th, 2004, 12:38 PM	#45 (permalink)
hyena counterclockwise Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: - Posts: 6,914	@li, santtu: well, novelty is always good. so let's say yes to this daring threesome you propose. i'm not sure about rahve's participation tho, winamp just brought up "the book of heavy metal" and that's a song that he downloaded for me. i don't think that people who do such things should be allowed to take part in any pleasure (i was about to say "celestial pleasure", then i caught myself). @rahve: can you come on icq for maybe ten minutes? i've got a wonderful something to send you, and we can talk for a few moments. i know, i know, i won't be hearing your voice, but still. edit: @the noble individuals of both genders (no, not each of them): can i have sex with all of you? i'm more of a take, take, take character. not that i can't surprise my partners, mind you.

July 11th, 2004, 12:43 PM	#46 (permalink)
Caelestia rawr Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: svarga Posts: 6,280	No one's having sex with me. No one, dammit. So I will accept your invitation. When's our big orgy? __________________ Li Boat

July 11th, 2004, 12:46 PM	#47 (permalink)
Human Desert Pirun Morsian Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 5,176	I'm in! __________________ If I stay in darkness and hide inside where there is no light You cannot find me You cannot find me here If I don't say a word and just sit here Even if you are near You cannot find me You cannot find me here.

July 11th, 2004, 12:46 PM	#48 (permalink)
hyena counterclockwise Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: - Posts: 6,914	hey, don't treat me as a last resort.

July 11th, 2004, 12:49 PM	#49 (permalink)
Caelestia rawr Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: svarga Posts: 6,280	Never, milady. curtsies Does anyone else find it amusing that it's the women who are dominating this thread and subject? __________________ Li Boat

July 11th, 2004, 12:51 PM	#50 (permalink)
Human Desert Pirun Morsian Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 5,176	Yes..And i also find it amusing that the thread was about people who suck, and we're discussing Li's sex life here __________________ If I stay in darkness and hide inside where there is no light You cannot find me You cannot find me here If I don't say a word and just sit here Even if you are near You cannot find me You cannot find me here.