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June 9th, 2006, 03:57 AM
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keeper of the flame
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: safe but not far from the city
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---> new to the forum? introduce yourself here <---
to the new guys: your first post on this board, should you decide to introduce yourself, will hopefully look a lot like the following example.
hi. i'm new. my name is kolbozzo and i hail from a snowy plain in transylvania where i was raised by seals since my parents left me for dead after that horrible accident with the pink tutu and the hacksaw. i'm three years old, but i'm told i'm precocious and i'm pretty sure it means i won't be able to satisfy any woman in bed. hence the source of my interest for all things dark and gloomy, including italian politics and german cars. most of all, though, i'm an avid music listener, and my favorite bands include the likes of cradle of filth, children of bodom, opeth, in flames, soilwork, and pretty much everything else it will be really easy for you to make fun of until i run away in tears and mailbomb the moderators' e-mail addresses with allegations of harrassment and poor writing skills. i play the tuba, mostly at night and in crowded areas, and i'm here to meet fellow tubers, although i'm not sure that's what i mean. i also intend to flirt shamelessly with each and every user who might loosely resemble a girl or a pony, until one of them will contact me via AIM, at which point i will claim that we're engaged and that i am thor the god of thunder. i can speak mandarin, a couple of pineapples, and that thing where you use numbers instead of letters and acronyms instead of words even if words are shorter than the corresponding acronyms, which i will from now on shorten in TTWYUNIOLAAIOWEIWASTTCA. now, go forth and multiply once more.
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~You wake up in the morning, your paint's peeling, your curtains are gone, and the water's boiling. Which problem you deal with first? None of them. The building's on fire.~ ~Your biggest problem is I don't know what your biggest problem is.~ House Last edited by rahvin : June 9th, 2006 at 04:07 AM. |
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June 9th, 2006, 07:01 AM
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EditablePoly 1
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: x,y,z with u,v,w mapping
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I just realized I never introduced myself properly...
Some time in Mars, 2006: "Hi, I'm new to the DT forum, even though I've been stalking it since the gay fever in Jan. Now I've decided to join you for spamming.. err I mean, discussions. I love Dark Tranquillity, and other awesome melodic death metal bands such as At The Gates and The Crown. I love death metal in general too, I love it so much that I have it for breakfast. I'm also a space-time warper, as you surely have noticed, since this post happened somewhere 3 months ago from the time you're reading this. I can warp space too, but that's a bit dangerous when used on an individual scale. I can accidentally warp space into itself, that'll created a poping sound, and kill everyone in a 2 meter radius immediately. But that's not all, the rest of space would vibrate violently, crumbling all biological and non-biological structures. That means everyone on Earth would be shaken into pieces, and evaporate. Another result of this tragedy would be microwaved chicken. I have also created internet-spreading human diseases, based on writing their viral structure in codes of light waves, emitted by individual monitors.  I hope to make some friends here, and screw around."
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Ce qui relie la pénombre au sel de table et une tache à une autre tache. Allez savoir ce qui s'y cache. |
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June 9th, 2006, 03:05 PM
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Ce qui relie la pénombre au sel de table et une tache à une autre tache. Allez savoir ce qui s'y cache. |
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June 9th, 2006, 08:03 PM
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Pomeo Osoponeor
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Chronosynclasticinfundibulum
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Here's your official KC welcome Kolbozzo and 6string...
... welcome.
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the Final Journey of the Seer! Last edited by King Chaos : June 9th, 2006 at 08:17 PM. |
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June 10th, 2006, 03:32 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: tnsk
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June 10th, 2006, 02:08 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Sweden
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You do not think that was the point. To let him figure it out by himself. I'm not stupid, believe me and Ok. I'll do that next time. Just to make our lives more simple and pointless.
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June 10th, 2006, 02:15 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: tnsk
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You do not think Im going to believe that, do you? If it happened for the first time, why not, but you keep doing this all the time, you sometimes make these phrase-replies to posts that are two or three numbers above, so nobody knows who you refer to. So yes, as I wrote in the 1666 thread, you are probably a genius yet to be discovered and we are a bunch of assholes who dont get your thought provoking hints.
rahvin, Im sorry for this mess, it must look cool as a welcome for the newbies!  |
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June 10th, 2006, 02:41 PM
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mankind must die
Join Date: Apr 2006
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lol the way you guys spread your infernal spamming even to this thread is beyond me
 8 messeges without any new members yet in the "new members thread"  And the new member messege by rahvin made me rofl ;d
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June 11th, 2006, 02:25 AM
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In the Dark of the Sun
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: São Paulo/Brazil
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I remember the old "introduce-yourself" thread, i think i presented myself there...
But a little "flashback" doesn't sound too bad... My name is Renato and i'm from São Paulo, Brazil, i'm 18 years old, i like DT very much, but i've never seen them live...  I like Swedish Metal very much too, from Hammerfall, Evergrey to Hypocrisy, Dismember, but i also like a lot German Metal(Rage is my all time favorite band  ) and American Metal(mainly Death and Thrash Metal). For some phisical info, please visit the members' pictures thread to see the most horrible piece of meat and bones you would ever see in your entire life...
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June 13th, 2006, 12:50 PM
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keeper of the flame
Join Date: Oct 2001
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~You wake up in the morning, your paint's peeling, your curtains are gone, and the water's boiling. Which problem you deal with first? None of them. The building's on fire.~ ~Your biggest problem is I don't know what your biggest problem is.~ House |
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June 13th, 2006, 01:16 PM
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Find tranquillity in dark
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Where poetry meets madness
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Ummmm...honey...wrong thread...again
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Hold me near, unravel the stars As I speed through the heavens I speed through the night For you are my blade and my rope You are my, you are my Lethe…you are my own ...Drag me down, in passionate sighs With the ocean above me And flames in my eyes And grant me a life I can live Ah, ah, take me away...take me away... ...from the life that I hate |
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June 13th, 2006, 04:03 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Sweden
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 In any case, I'm not new, so I stop trolling now. Yeah, right 
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June 13th, 2006, 04:06 PM
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Gr1m R34p0r
Join Date: Aug 2005
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yo wassup niggas
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June 13th, 2006, 07:01 PM
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Pomeo Osoponeor
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Chronosynclasticinfundibulum
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Hello there Lithium. Things are well... cheers for asking. How about you? all's up with you I hope.
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June 19th, 2006, 04:47 AM
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Natursekt Black Metal
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 14,378
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Im not exactly new, but I am new to DT. I listened to Character 3 weeks ago, so I thought Id come visit you. Brilliant album. I intend to go to Ragnarok in Scotland on the 4th November, so I will see DT then. Apart from that I am going to Bloodstock this year to watch Ensiferum and Turisas
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June 19th, 2006, 12:34 PM
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Member
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: New Mexico
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New here, been into DT since I heard Monochromatic Stains on the CM sampler. I now have obtained most of their catalogue, and consider myself lucky to have found them in the often drab world of the music industry.
Great band, great songs... I am what most would call an older metalhead, (late 30s) however unlike most older guys, I have embraced the new wave of metal fully, I like everything from gothy stuff, to deathmetal, and metalcore. I have been playing guitar since I was 14 and I have a small studio in my home for my continued enjoyment, although I don't play out anymore, I stil spend alot of time writing and recording if for no other reason but for my enjoyment. Have a good day. |
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