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Old December 5th, 2007, 09:40 AM   #1251 (permalink)
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@plintus: you might want to try eye-drops (ask your pharmacist).

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Maybe spending a year in a monastery will do the job.
In your case, that would only aggravate the condition.
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Old December 5th, 2007, 09:52 AM   #1252 (permalink)
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@matse: regarding the gangbang, thanks but no thanks.
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Old December 5th, 2007, 10:15 AM   #1253 (permalink)
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Eye-drops don't help too much, so I'm sticking to suffering.

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I just read fellatio.
Me too!
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Old December 5th, 2007, 11:10 AM   #1254 (permalink)
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Boy.

Me is the only reason there are women.
Then don't you belong in the religious thread?

I read fellatio too. Maybe its a guy thing.

Everyone knows Matse is great except me, because he won't add me as a friend or return my one message on last.fm, which doesn't even work for me anymore because I accidentally *pause for breath* disabled it with an erroneous antivirus scan I was not paying attention to.

Should I go see Iron Maiden in March when tickets are 40$ a piece cheapest seats but the venue is less than 20 minutes away (and is the best opportunity for me to see them, especially when I have never seen them before)? I am ambivalent.
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Old December 5th, 2007, 11:23 AM   #1255 (permalink)
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Should I go see Iron Maiden in March when tickets are 40$ a piece cheapest seats but the venue is less than 20 minutes away (and is the best opportunity for me to see them, especially when I have never seen them before)? I am ambivalent.
When are the tickets going on sale?

edit: fuck that shit... I missed the day they went on sale. Ohhhh... whatever.

I want front row!!!!!!!

And fellatio usually requires two guys. Or a circus freak.
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Old December 5th, 2007, 11:50 AM   #1256 (permalink)
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@plintus: whatever you do, please do sign up for secret satan! it's not going to be half as fun without you in it
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Old December 5th, 2007, 12:16 PM   #1257 (permalink)
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@plintus: whatever you do, please do sign up for secret satan! it's not going to be half as fun without you in it
the rules were too complicated

but I'll give it a try
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Old December 5th, 2007, 12:34 PM   #1258 (permalink)
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I think we already know which gift will be from plintus. The one including a penis in one of the pictures.
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Old December 5th, 2007, 12:52 PM   #1259 (permalink)
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I think we already know which gift will be from plintus. The one including his penis in one of the pictures.
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Old December 5th, 2007, 01:02 PM   #1260 (permalink)
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Everyone knows Matse is great except me, because he won't add me as a friend or return my one message on last.fm, which doesn't even work for me anymore because I accidentally *pause for breath* disabled it with an erroneous antivirus scan I was not paying attention to.
Oh, dammit, sorry, I thought I answered the message and then forgot about it. Just sent out a request so we shall become friends and never part again.
There is just something about this forum that turns everything gay.
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Old December 5th, 2007, 01:13 PM   #1261 (permalink)
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Oh, dammit, sorry, I thought I answered the message and then forgot about it. Just sent out a request so we shall become friends and never part again.
There is just something about this forum that turns everything gay.
Done and done. Now I am complete. Too bad I have to go to a fucking work meeting -I'm far to young, I say!
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Old December 5th, 2007, 01:33 PM   #1262 (permalink)
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so we shall become friends and never part again.
There is just something about this forum that turns everything gay.
Or more likely, it's that the warm atmosphere around this forum releases some timidness and allows certain things to peek outside of, say, your closet
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DoC: No, you're not too young to go to meetings
In fact, when you're done with everything tonight you be sure to be online at 4:30am, eastern standard time, for our semi-annual DT forum meeting. And remember, you're late: you're out!
There will be crackers and pie, and I think plintus and a circus freak are giving out fellatios at the end, for those of you who stick around.


And on a somewhat related matter, I was well on my way to being pimped out today to an older woman, by her friend, for $150 dollars.
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Old December 5th, 2007, 10:05 PM   #1264 (permalink)
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i'm so drunk i can't read the post above. but i outbid the old chick for 200$.
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Old December 5th, 2007, 10:22 PM   #1265 (permalink)
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DoC: No, you're not too young to go to meetings
In fact, when you're done with everything tonight you be sure to be online at 4:30am, eastern standard time, for our semi-annual DT forum meeting. And remember, you're late: you're out!
There will be crackers and pie, and I think plintus and a circus freak are giving out fellatios at the end, for those of you who stick around.
I laughed when I read this. I may be up at 4:30 AM. College + slight insomniac +job at my university that occasionally has me working at 4AM = I don't sleep very well any more, heh. I'll be there for pie. And plintus. And the circus freak. Simultaneously.

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i'm so drunk i can't read the post above. but i outbid the old chick for 200$.
However, I laughed harder when I read that. My computer goes off when I drink. Not that what you wrote is bad, but I've seen the hilarious horror that is drunken forum posting (as many have), and embarrassing personal feelings can lead to silly internet drama. Then again, there are those with no shame.
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Old December 5th, 2007, 11:07 PM   #1266 (permalink)
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i cant sleep. its 6am and i have to get up at 8:30... yay for a crappy day, and sleepinf during classes again
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Old December 5th, 2007, 11:08 PM   #1267 (permalink)
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nf: revenge on american food ftw!

i did sleep a fair bit (went to bed at 8.30pm, woke up around 5). and now, fueled by the excuse according to which it's after all just past dinner time overseas, i am exacting sweet retribution for the month of godawful food by breakfasting on croque-monsieur with gruyere cheese, smoked salmon on a bed of lemon and spinach leaves, a single spoon of beluga on whole grain toast, and clementines-and-apples fruit salad. with sugar, since i am at heart a seven year old. plus abundant freshly squeezed oranges and bona fide coffee. all of this, while listening to tarja turunen's rendition of schubert's ave maria. which goes to show that for all the effort fates are putting in making my life underpar, i'm honoring manowar's teaching and fighting back.

edit: dark_silence, if you can't sleep then take a (vine) leaf from my book and concentrate on food.
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Old December 5th, 2007, 11:59 PM   #1268 (permalink)
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nf: revenge on american food ftw!
i did sleep a fair bit (went to bed at 8.30pm, woke up around 5). and now, fueled by the excuse according to which it's after all just past dinner time overseas, i am exacting sweet retribution for the month of godawful food by breakfasting on croque-monsieur with gruyere cheese, smoked salmon on a bed of lemon and spinach leaves, a single spoon of beluga on whole grain toast, and clementines-and-apples fruit salad. with sugar, since i am at heart a seven year old. plus abundant freshly squeezed oranges and bona fide coffee. all of this, while listening to tarja turunen's rendition of schubert's ave maria.
You know you can find all this stuff here in America .

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i'm so drunk i can't read the post above. but i outbid the old chick for 200$.
Red, you're awesome . I didnt even know you drank enough to get drunk
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You know you can find all this stuff here in America .
I know, but mostly I was taken out to eat in dives by my colleagues. You were the one shining point of light. Also, while it's true that all of that can be bought in America, it's just not the same thing - for one, here I have real cookers instead of electrical ones, a spacious kitchen etc, which makes the experience more pleasant.

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However, I laughed harder when I read that. My computer goes off when I drink. Not that what you wrote is bad, but I've seen the hilarious horror that is drunken forum posting (as many have), and embarrassing personal feelings can lead to silly internet drama. Then again, there are those with no shame.
Well, that's easy. I have no shame.
Seriously, i was trying to stay awake till i sobered up, so being online was a good idea. Turns out i'm funnier when i'm drunk.

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Red, you're awesome . I didnt even know you drank enough to get drunk
Haha thanks! I don't drink often, but when i do i like to go with a bang.
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Old December 6th, 2007, 02:17 PM   #1271 (permalink)
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Haha thanks! I don't drink often, but when i do i like to go with a bang.
Gangbang?

Oh, Greek girls... *sigh*

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Old December 6th, 2007, 03:57 PM   #1272 (permalink)
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nf: bloody depressed. the condition of my back says no weightlifting for an indeterminate amount of time the only thing on me that doesn't look like shit and well, it's going to do so in a few short months.
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@hyena: i'm sure that's not the only thing that looks good on you. and you said you swim, so that will help you stay fit.
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Well, that's easy. I have no shame.
Turns out i'm funnier when i'm drunk.
Maybe. I'm on the fence about that one.


@hyena: I can understand the disappointment, and that it probably influenced what you said, but why worry? I'm all for good health, but who is to judge appearance? I guess I don't think that's fair for yourself.
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nf: bloody depressed. the condition of my back says no weightlifting for an indeterminate amount of time the only thing on me that doesn't look like shit and well, it's going to do so in a few short months.
Nah, keep it to cardio to keep the weight off. It wont do much for muscle tone, but I dont have all the answers . I also never heard anyone say the only thing that doesnt look like shit on them is their back . Buck up, it could be worse

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