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why can't we not be sober
Join Date: May 2002
Location: In the silly halls of none
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i'm hyper these days, i can't seem to sleep more than 5 hours per night and i have an exam tomorrow, it will be fun
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I think i'm looking at this wrong. It's not my cow. It's a sheep with a pitchfork. Unfortunately, it goes quack. |
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Are You Scared Enough?
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Northern New Jersey (at Uni)
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@Lina: I don't know if this refers to that exact type of dog, but I know of cases where owners will have certain breeds of dog's tail surgically shortened or almost removed as a cosmetic procedure. As far as I know, its legal. Not sure if it is appropriate, though.
@Hij: Good luck! I don't have finals until Monday .
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dead to this world
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: unfortunately, still here
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No more cut vaginas and open wombs for me. At least for a while. I don't remember ever throwing away notes with so much pleasure before. Now i'll sleep for the next 300 yea..err..minutes.
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The trouble with you
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Chicago
Posts: 4,628
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![]() Red: Congrats on passing your exam, you're that much closer to having the illustrious title, "Dr.Red". Nick
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dead to this world
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: unfortunately, still here
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what makes it even funnier is that i wanted to threaten a guy with that yesterday*. it's the most awesome threat towards guys, like, ever. ![]() *no, i didn't threaten him and i'm not violent, i don't even know the guy, but he was a dickhead to a friend.
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fishit Last edited by Siren : December 14th, 2007 at 11:41 AM. |
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counterclockwise
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: -
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on this subject, a few select bands have a few select comments.
the bloodhound gang: I need to find a new vagina, Any kind of new vagina, It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina nofx, even more on topic: My vagina has two sets of lips But I don't get monthly blood drips My vagina hardly even used My vagina's got lots of extra skin They took my outtie and made it an in Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond Operation successfull But now I gotta pee Through a miniature hole Gotta remember to put the seat down And when I wipe my ass I go from front to back Cause I don't want a bladder infection I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans I traded it in for a pair of huge cans Now I get to hang with lesbians Operation paid up front Now I show all my friends My new designer cunt They think I'm kinda weird But that's OK with me Cause now I kick their ass Playing from the ladies tee There's nothing finer than having a vagina |
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The trouble with you
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Chicago
Posts: 4,628
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Red: Why didnt you? I'd imagine it would sound very threatening coming from you
.Claud: You like the bloodhound gang? Eeewww ![]() Nf: Like the crappiest piece of crap in crap town. I've only had about an hour of sleep in the last 36 hours, and I've been Christmas shopping all day. What makes matters worse is I STILL cant find a goddamn thing to buy my father. Nick
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dead to this world
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: unfortunately, still here
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@Hairy 2nd hubby: Because my friend wouldn't give me his email.
![]() So, what have you bought me? ![]() @hyena: i especially liked the 3rd line from the bloodhound gang lyrics. really, i should start writting bloody lyrics again.
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Are You Scared Enough?
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Northern New Jersey (at Uni)
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I'm headed home from college tomorrow (which very well may be today, depending on your time zone - the 20th, regardless). As such, will not be around until the day after Christmas, because I will be without internet (
- as I have complained about - and rightfully so, - before). To comfort myself and to console myself from the idea that I will again be an hour away from any real civilization, I am asking for recommendations for things to do in the three weeks or so I have off in between semesters. I'm not working because I couldn't secure a job that would take me for that short of a time. As a result, I will have monstrous amounts of free time to dispose of. Any suggestions?Disclaimer: These don't have to be serious. In fact, I meant it to be "for the lulz".
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Tired of waiting for Wednesday. Now With Excessive Posting! Last edited by DisplayofCharacter : December 19th, 2007 at 09:07 PM. Reason: Disclaimer: It sounded too serious after I re-read my own post. |
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AWARE! BEWARE! WAR!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Montreal
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For the serious recommendations well...read Faust or The Divine Comedy or some other book worthy of mention.
For the not serious stuff I'd say renovate the interior of your room in popsicle sticks. It's a lot of fun, it will impress visitors and you will lose most of your sanity and/or reputation. This can be a lot of fun. You could also spend hours in front of a mirror trying to make a wave-like movement with your unibrow. |
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Newark, Delaware
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 3,900
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As I won't be able to leave the country to at least some time next year, I spent all money I could have used for traveling on new desktop/laptop bundle (desktop arrived today).
I really don't know how many computers I own now, but it's definitely 4 laptops. I guess I'll spend my Christmas installing some Linux on one of them. ![]() |
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Customized individuum
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 924
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nf: mixed. Two week long Christmas break started, I got drunk last night with a couple of friends, Christmas is only a few days away and I will get awesome food for a week or so.
Negative: Yesterday when I wanted to say goodbye to a friend's dog he bit me in my hand which hurts pretty bad now. I didn't get a gift by Secret Satan and I have to write a about 20 page essay about art as a capital investment until the end of Christmas break and I cannot use my right hand for writing right now.
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counterclockwise
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: -
Posts: 6,914
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Unfortunately, I do not have my laptop here, hence cannot point the finger on the 2 people who still have to give presents, but I'm pretty sure I know who they are - one has been absent for a few days and I daresay compliance is in short order, the other one I'm not sure about. However, sorry for those who didn't get their gift yet, and here's to hoping that you get one soon!
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historyphobic
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 872
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Any recommendations of PS2 games? I finally got a console (yes, a bit late), and I'm just starting to inform myself about these matters. Damn, it took me years to get into console videogames, even though I've always been a geek at heart.
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