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Old December 11th, 2007, 06:57 PM   #1351 (permalink)
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Lina: No, whoever had her as an actual pup (she's about 1.5 y/o) cut it off, and both of her eyes are medium brown.
Wait, you know that Aussies don't have tails, right? Do you know for sure it was cut off? That'd be crazy.
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Old December 11th, 2007, 07:42 PM   #1352 (permalink)
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i'm hyper these days, i can't seem to sleep more than 5 hours per night and i have an exam tomorrow, it will be fun
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Old December 11th, 2007, 08:01 PM   #1353 (permalink)
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@Lina: I don't know if this refers to that exact type of dog, but I know of cases where owners will have certain breeds of dog's tail surgically shortened or almost removed as a cosmetic procedure. As far as I know, its legal. Not sure if it is appropriate, though.

@Hij: Good luck! I don't have finals until Monday .
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Old December 12th, 2007, 04:29 AM   #1354 (permalink)
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nf: pffff. the professor who supervised my dissertation died yesterday.
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Old December 12th, 2007, 06:09 AM   #1355 (permalink)
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@hyena: ouch. that sucks. my condolences.
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Old December 13th, 2007, 08:39 AM   #1356 (permalink)
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No more cut vaginas and open wombs for me. At least for a while. I don't remember ever throwing away notes with so much pleasure before. Now i'll sleep for the next 300 yea..err..minutes.
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Old December 13th, 2007, 01:02 PM   #1357 (permalink)
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@siren: well, congrats on passing the exam then, no matter the atrocities involved.
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Old December 13th, 2007, 11:31 PM   #1358 (permalink)
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Wait, you know that Aussies don't have tails, right? Do you know for sure it was cut off? That'd be crazy.
No I hadnt known. I just figured some asshole docked her tail when she was a pup. Thanks for clearing that up

Red: Congrats on passing your exam, you're that much closer to having the illustrious title, "Dr.Red".

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Old December 14th, 2007, 07:14 AM   #1359 (permalink)
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Congratulations to Siren.
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Old December 14th, 2007, 08:00 AM   #1360 (permalink)
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Thank you all. Nick, you're giving me new motivation, "Dr. Red" is now the title i'm dying for. Cheers to that!
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Old December 14th, 2007, 10:50 AM   #1361 (permalink)
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I don't want Dr. Red to cut my vagina
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Old December 14th, 2007, 11:38 AM   #1362 (permalink)
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I don't want Dr. Red to cut my vagina
what makes it even funnier is that i wanted to threaten a guy with that yesterday*. it's the most awesome threat towards guys, like, ever.



*no, i didn't threaten him and i'm not violent, i don't even know the guy, but he was a dickhead to a friend.
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Old December 14th, 2007, 01:05 PM   #1363 (permalink)
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on this subject, a few select bands have a few select comments.

the bloodhound gang:


I need to find a new vagina,
Any kind of new vagina,
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina


nofx, even more on topic:



My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
There's nothing finer than having a vagina
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Old December 14th, 2007, 04:13 PM   #1364 (permalink)
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Red: Why didnt you? I'd imagine it would sound very threatening coming from you .

Claud: You like the bloodhound gang? Eeewww

Nf: Like the crappiest piece of crap in crap town. I've only had about an hour of sleep in the last 36 hours, and I've been Christmas shopping all day. What makes matters worse is I STILL cant find a goddamn thing to buy my father.

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Old December 14th, 2007, 04:30 PM   #1365 (permalink)
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@Hairy 2nd hubby: Because my friend wouldn't give me his email.
So, what have you bought me?

@hyena: i especially liked the 3rd line from the bloodhound gang lyrics. really, i should start writting bloody lyrics again.
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Old December 14th, 2007, 04:41 PM   #1366 (permalink)
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Shit, what haven't I bought you? I thought the world was enough, but I guess Im the the market for a new planet.
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Old December 19th, 2007, 09:07 PM   #1367 (permalink)
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I'm headed home from college tomorrow (which very well may be today, depending on your time zone - the 20th, regardless). As such, will not be around until the day after Christmas, because I will be without internet ( - as I have complained about - and rightfully so, - before). To comfort myself and to console myself from the idea that I will again be an hour away from any real civilization, I am asking for recommendations for things to do in the three weeks or so I have off in between semesters. I'm not working because I couldn't secure a job that would take me for that short of a time. As a result, I will have monstrous amounts of free time to dispose of. Any suggestions?

Disclaimer: These don't have to be serious. In fact, I meant it to be "for the lulz".
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Old December 20th, 2007, 04:01 PM   #1368 (permalink)
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For the serious recommendations well...read Faust or The Divine Comedy or some other book worthy of mention.

For the not serious stuff I'd say renovate the interior of your room in popsicle sticks. It's a lot of fun, it will impress visitors and you will lose most of your sanity and/or reputation. This can be a lot of fun.

You could also spend hours in front of a mirror trying to make a wave-like movement with your unibrow.
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Old December 20th, 2007, 07:31 PM   #1369 (permalink)
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I'm headed home from college tomorrow (which very well may be today, depending on your time zone - the 20th, regardless). As such, will not be around until the day after Christmas, because I will be without internet ( - as I have complained about - and rightfully so, - before). To comfort myself and to console myself from the idea that I will again be an hour away from any real civilization, I am asking for recommendations for things to do in the three weeks or so I have off in between semesters. I'm not working because I couldn't secure a job that would take me for that short of a time. As a result, I will have monstrous amounts of free time to dispose of. Any suggestions?

Disclaimer: These don't have to be serious. In fact, I meant it to be "for the lulz".
Go to the gym, or if you don't have access to a gym do push ups and sit ups and eat a lot of lean meat.
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Old December 21st, 2007, 11:11 AM   #1370 (permalink)
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As I won't be able to leave the country to at least some time next year, I spent all money I could have used for traveling on new desktop/laptop bundle (desktop arrived today).

I really don't know how many computers I own now, but it's definitely 4 laptops. I guess I'll spend my Christmas installing some Linux on one of them.

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Old December 22nd, 2007, 02:31 AM   #1371 (permalink)
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nf: mixed. Two week long Christmas break started, I got drunk last night with a couple of friends, Christmas is only a few days away and I will get awesome food for a week or so.

Negative: Yesterday when I wanted to say goodbye to a friend's dog he bit me in my hand which hurts pretty bad now. I didn't get a gift by Secret Satan and I have to write a about 20 page essay about art as a capital investment until the end of Christmas break and I cannot use my right hand for writing right now.
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Old December 22nd, 2007, 05:37 AM   #1372 (permalink)
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nf: Very tired, just got done working for ten hours.

Matse: Dont feel too bad, I didnt get a secret satan present either.

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Old December 22nd, 2007, 07:01 AM   #1373 (permalink)
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Unfortunately, I do not have my laptop here, hence cannot point the finger on the 2 people who still have to give presents, but I'm pretty sure I know who they are - one has been absent for a few days and I daresay compliance is in short order, the other one I'm not sure about. However, sorry for those who didn't get their gift yet, and here's to hoping that you get one soon!
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Old December 22nd, 2007, 11:53 AM   #1374 (permalink)
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@Matse: Get well soon! You should have bitten the dog back, this way he'd think twice before doing it again.
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Old December 22nd, 2007, 02:08 PM   #1375 (permalink)
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Any recommendations of PS2 games? I finally got a console (yes, a bit late), and I'm just starting to inform myself about these matters. Damn, it took me years to get into console videogames, even though I've always been a geek at heart.
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