Five Serpent's Parodies - Page 3

thrasherdave · October 26th, 2011, 05:03 AM

I'm seeing the guys tomorrow, so I might actually take these along to show Matt. Seriously.

EDIT: Friday, not tomorrow. I'm a dumbass.

ThatOneDude · October 26th, 2011, 10:02 AM

Okay, this one's a cross between Dave's title and Ol's concern with downloading. This one's called, long live news flash.
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Long live the news flash!
LONG LIVE THE NEEEEEEWS FLEEEEEEAAAAAAASHHH!

Why must they they deploy, who can never understand?
My privacy's a matter of great importance!
Ruler of the cameraphone, becoming someone very known
Once real, the phone will terrify!
Infamy at widow's dawn, her privacy broken after all
In disbelief she will remember...

Long live the news flash!
LONG LIVE THE NEEEEEEWS FLEEEEEEAAAAAAASHHH!

Passages of mine, on the internet tonight
Visions of my pictures, viewed by anyone's cold eyes,
Empathy is cut and dead, nobility shot in the head
A state of mind with no relief
Curious, your minds aware,
That downloading hurts in the end,
In disbelief you will remember!

LONG LIVE! NEWSFLASH!
LONG LIVE! NEWSFLASH!

Misgivings, no control,
Bad secrets! LONG LIVE NEWS FLASH!

(Solo: Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake)

Long live the news patrol,
Long live their mind control
Long live the internet troll!

Replace their mind with mush,
Downloading, a fatal crush,
Protect the real goal!

LONG LIVE THE NEEEEWSS FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSHHH!

CDs, books, become aware,
Go to stores, product's there,
Curious, but fair

Come see, the future...
Piracy: Death culture...

Long live the news patrol,
Long live their mind control
Long live the internet troll!

Replace their mind with mush,
Downloading, a fatal crush,
Protect the real goal!

LONG LIVE THE NEEEEWS
FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHH!!...
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I own this thread. Period.

Snyde · October 26th, 2011, 12:28 PM

Oh my ballfuckery...

You have successfully taken the all of the internets.

Keenan · October 26th, 2011, 03:02 PM

You sir are a goddamn ballsy hero!

Kaspr · October 26th, 2011, 05:57 PM

'Long live the news patrol
Long live their mind control
Long live the Internet troll'

Love it!!!

thrasherdave · October 27th, 2011, 10:50 AM

Bigger wheelbarrow for your balls, Onedude?

ThatOneDude · October 27th, 2011, 12:18 PM

On record, I chose a real stupid name. Call me Sam. And Dave, that wheelbarrow better come with padding or some pillows.

Killer From The Deep · October 27th, 2011, 12:31 PM

I'm a witness to Ol's
CREATION
Elder scrolls: Oblivion
2 FOR 1!

metallica144 · October 27th, 2011, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatOneDude

(Solo: Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake)

i find this hilarious

the whole parody is great though :lol; i just want the band to read this

Dave, if you're going to show them these parodies, make sure to capture their reaction on video

ThatOneDude · October 27th, 2011, 02:37 PM

Believe it or not, that's actually my favorite joke of the whole parody.

Keenan · October 27th, 2011, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killer From The Deep

I'm a witness to Ol's
CREATION
Elder scrolls: Oblivion
2 FOR 1!

Someone should totally make a parody for Origin of Oblivon using Elder Scrolls.

thrasherdave · October 27th, 2011, 04:57 PM

I'm kinda scared to show 'em haha...

ThatOneDude · October 27th, 2011, 05:12 PM

I know that I'm using this in the wrong context but... look at my sig.

thrasherdave · October 27th, 2011, 05:29 PM

...Good point.

Kaspr · October 27th, 2011, 07:02 PM

C'mon Dave, you gotta show em!! Although I probably wouldn't have the balls to haha

thrasherdave · October 27th, 2011, 07:04 PM

Challenge accepted.

thrasherdave · October 28th, 2011, 06:49 PM

Took FSQ with me, handed it to Digby to give to Matt who subsequently, didn't get it. Though I informed him of such doings.

Also, that was the best show 've ever seen Evile play - and it was their first sold out show too, which is surprising considering how shitty Sheffield metal fans are.

ThatOneDude · October 28th, 2011, 06:59 PM

Damn... at he saw it! Thanks for showing it!

But yeah, I don't think you should've been surprised. This album is gonna take them places.

Kaspr · October 28th, 2011, 07:17 PM

Dave, do you mean he didn't get it as in he didn't find it amusing? Or was confused at the lyrics?

I think they need to release a live DVD to tie me over until they come down here in god knows how long

thrasherdave · October 29th, 2011, 06:55 AM

As in Digby didn't hand him the lyric sheet. Though I told Matt the first five lines, which raised a chuckle.

Kaspr · October 29th, 2011, 06:29 PM

Ohh I see now. Let's hope he gets a hold of it somehow

thrasherdave · October 29th, 2011, 06:41 PM

No doubt he'll see it on here.

ThatOneDude · October 30th, 2011, 06:26 PM

I think I'm gonna finish what I started. I'll do the rest of the songs as a challenge (excluding Origin Of Oblivion and In Memoriam) when I have time.

thrasherdave · November 1st, 2011, 10:47 AM

In memoriam I understan, but why Origin of Oblivion?

metallica144 · November 1st, 2011, 10:56 AM

my thoughts exactly

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Kaspr Bow down to the thrasher! Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 538	'Long live the news patrol Long live their mind control Long live the Internet troll' Love it!!!

October 27th, 2011, 12:31 PM	#58 (permalink)
Killer From The Deep Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 168	I'm a witness to Ol's CREATION Elder scrolls: Oblivion 2 FOR 1!

October 27th, 2011, 07:02 PM	#65 (permalink)
Kaspr Bow down to the thrasher! Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 538	C'mon Dave, you gotta show em!! Although I probably wouldn't have the balls to haha

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October 28th, 2011, 06:49 PM	#67 (permalink)
thrasherdave Deadpan Snarker Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Sheffield, United Kingdom. Posts: 11,956	Took FSQ with me, handed it to Digby to give to Matt who subsequently, didn't get it. Though I informed him of such doings. Also, that was the best show 've ever seen Evile play - and it was their first sold out show too, which is surprising considering how shitty Sheffield metal fans are. __________________ www.facebook.com/vindingram www.facebook.com/vindicatorukofficial www.facebook.com/nefasturrisuk

October 28th, 2011, 07:17 PM	#69 (permalink)
Kaspr Bow down to the thrasher! Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 538	Dave, do you mean he didn't get it as in he didn't find it amusing? Or was confused at the lyrics? I think they need to release a live DVD to tie me over until they come down here in god knows how long

October 29th, 2011, 06:55 AM	#70 (permalink)
thrasherdave Deadpan Snarker Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Sheffield, United Kingdom. Posts: 11,956	As in Digby didn't hand him the lyric sheet. Though I told Matt the first five lines, which raised a chuckle. __________________ www.facebook.com/vindingram www.facebook.com/vindicatorukofficial www.facebook.com/nefasturrisuk

October 29th, 2011, 06:29 PM	#71 (permalink)
Kaspr Bow down to the thrasher! Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 538	Ohh I see now. Let's hope he gets a hold of it somehow

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