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Old October 26th, 2011, 05:03 AM   #51 (permalink)
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I'm seeing the guys tomorrow, so I might actually take these along to show Matt. Seriously.

EDIT: Friday, not tomorrow. I'm a dumbass.
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Old October 26th, 2011, 10:02 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Okay, this one's a cross between Dave's title and Ol's concern with downloading. This one's called, long live news flash.
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Long live the news flash!
LONG LIVE THE NEEEEEEWS FLEEEEEEAAAAAAASHHH!

Why must they they deploy, who can never understand?
My privacy's a matter of great importance!
Ruler of the cameraphone, becoming someone very known
Once real, the phone will terrify!
Infamy at widow's dawn, her privacy broken after all
In disbelief she will remember...

Long live the news flash!
LONG LIVE THE NEEEEEEWS FLEEEEEEAAAAAAASHHH!

Passages of mine, on the internet tonight
Visions of my pictures, viewed by anyone's cold eyes,
Empathy is cut and dead, nobility shot in the head
A state of mind with no relief
Curious, your minds aware,
That downloading hurts in the end,
In disbelief you will remember!

LONG LIVE! NEWSFLASH!
LONG LIVE! NEWSFLASH!

Misgivings, no control,
Bad secrets! LONG LIVE NEWS FLASH!

(Solo: Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake)

Long live the news patrol,
Long live their mind control
Long live the internet troll!

Replace their mind with mush,
Downloading, a fatal crush,
Protect the real goal!

LONG LIVE THE NEEEEWSS FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSHHH!

CDs, books, become aware,
Go to stores, product's there,
Curious, but fair

Come see, the future...
Piracy: Death culture...

Long live the news patrol,
Long live their mind control
Long live the internet troll!

Replace their mind with mush,
Downloading, a fatal crush,
Protect the real goal!

LONG LIVE THE NEEEEWS
FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHH!!...
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Old October 26th, 2011, 12:28 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Oh my ballfuckery...

You have successfully taken the all of the internets.
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Old October 26th, 2011, 03:02 PM   #54 (permalink)
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You sir are a goddamn ballsy hero!
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Old October 26th, 2011, 05:57 PM   #55 (permalink)
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'Long live the news patrol
Long live their mind control
Long live the Internet troll'

Love it!!!
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Old October 27th, 2011, 10:50 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Bigger wheelbarrow for your balls, Onedude?
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Old October 27th, 2011, 12:18 PM   #57 (permalink)
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On record, I chose a real stupid name. Call me Sam. And Dave, that wheelbarrow better come with padding or some pillows.
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Old October 27th, 2011, 12:31 PM   #58 (permalink)
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I'm a witness to Ol's
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Elder scrolls: Oblivion
2 FOR 1!
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Old October 27th, 2011, 01:20 PM   #59 (permalink)
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i find this hilarious the whole parody is great though :lol; i just want the band to read this

Dave, if you're going to show them these parodies, make sure to capture their reaction on video
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Old October 27th, 2011, 02:37 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Believe it or not, that's actually my favorite joke of the whole parody.
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Old October 27th, 2011, 03:34 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Someone should totally make a parody for Origin of Oblivon using Elder Scrolls.
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I'm kinda scared to show 'em haha...
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I know that I'm using this in the wrong context but... look at my sig.
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...Good point.
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Old October 27th, 2011, 07:02 PM   #65 (permalink)
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C'mon Dave, you gotta show em!! Although I probably wouldn't have the balls to haha
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Old October 28th, 2011, 06:49 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Took FSQ with me, handed it to Digby to give to Matt who subsequently, didn't get it. Though I informed him of such doings.

Also, that was the best show 've ever seen Evile play - and it was their first sold out show too, which is surprising considering how shitty Sheffield metal fans are.
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Damn... at he saw it! Thanks for showing it!

But yeah, I don't think you should've been surprised. This album is gonna take them places.
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Dave, do you mean he didn't get it as in he didn't find it amusing? Or was confused at the lyrics?

I think they need to release a live DVD to tie me over until they come down here in god knows how long
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As in Digby didn't hand him the lyric sheet. Though I told Matt the first five lines, which raised a chuckle.
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Ohh I see now. Let's hope he gets a hold of it somehow
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No doubt he'll see it on here.
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I think I'm gonna finish what I started. I'll do the rest of the songs as a challenge (excluding Origin Of Oblivion and In Memoriam) when I have time.
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In memoriam I understan, but why Origin of Oblivion?
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Old November 1st, 2011, 10:56 AM   #75 (permalink)
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my thoughts exactly
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