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Kirst-ehhh · July 1st, 2007, 07:31 PM

Only because of the 'cock tapping' convo you were starting! You know I love you really.

xx Kirsty

Söy · July 3rd, 2007, 11:58 AM

hi. i'm rick. i live in the us, in a cave, eat bugs that i pick out of my hair, and carry a big club. my knuckles also drag on the ground.

well not really but that seems to be the common stereotype about any american these days

so on that note, yes i am a smartass.

Σοφία · July 3rd, 2007, 04:13 PM

LOL 'mericans =]
hi!

Kirst-ehhh · July 4th, 2007, 07:29 AM

LOL! Hey, he's right about the stereotype.

So on that note, I'm an alcoholic, all I drink is whiskey, I have ginger hair and wear a kilt and I like fighting in the streets, talking in a strange slang no one can understand.

xx Kirsty

-SpikeMilan- · July 4th, 2007, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kirst-ehhh

LOL! Hey, he's right about the stereotype.

So on that note, I'm an alcoholic, all I drink is whiskey, I have ginger hair and wear a kilt and I like fighting in the streets, talking in a strange slang no one can understand.

xx Kirsty

Send me some Bruichladdich please. I'm thirsty. All I have is Glenmorange and Glenfiddich... *emo tear*

Söy · July 4th, 2007, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kirst-ehhh

LOL! Hey, he's right about the stereotype.

So on that note, I'm an alcoholic, all I drink is whiskey, I have ginger hair and wear a kilt and I like fighting in the streets, talking in a strange slang no one can understand.

xx Kirsty

pass me the scotch will ya?

our bourbon isnt up to par.

-SpikeMilan- · July 4th, 2007, 03:46 PM

Oh man Scotch... I think I would have overdosed on alcohol if I lived in Scotland... I'm just totally in love with that liquid, it's pathetic lol

Also wanted to add that "cock tapping" is indeed metal... But nothing beats "cock slapping"... On the bass. (What were you thinking huh?!?!) I'm obviously making a reference to Metalocalypse (for those that didn't get it). If you haven't seen that cartoon yet, then I HIGHLY suggest you go check it right now. Now. Right now. Stop reading. I told you to stop reading. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! Metalocalypse. Now. Go.

Söy · July 4th, 2007, 04:04 PM

i looked at prices at the liquor store and i lost my apetite to get drunk unless it's off someone else's booze (since today is July 4th)

so i think ill get a case of beer and call it a night, since July 4th isn't worth going out for.

Σοφία · July 5th, 2007, 03:44 PM

shalom ma shlom cha?

Kirst-ehhh · July 5th, 2007, 06:13 PM

Metalocalypse is awesome. Toki is the cutest

And my ex is actually Nathan Explosion minus grim vocals. Same hair, chin etc.

LOL. "THAT'S DILDOS!"

xx Kirsty

-SpikeMilan- · July 8th, 2007, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kirst-ehhh

Metalocalypse is awesome. Toki is the cutest

And my ex is actually Nathan Explosion minus grim vocals. Same hair, chin etc.

LOL. "THAT'S DILDOS!"

xx Kirsty

Women always go for Toki

I's obsviouslys goes fors Skwisgaar. Just too damn funny... and good. Toki is dildos, he's gots shittys guitars sounds.

Kirst-ehhh · July 10th, 2007, 04:41 PM

LOL! Toki is METAL. Skwisgaar is my 2nd choice.

I love how everything is named after metal bands.

Burzum's, Finntroll's, Dimmu Burger etc

BEST!!!

xx Kirsty

-SpikeMilan- · July 11th, 2007, 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kirst-ehhh

LOL! Toki is METAL. Skwisgaar is my 2nd choice.

I love how everything is named after metal bands.

Burzum's, Finntroll's, Dimmu Burger etc

BEST!!!

xx Kirsty

If I could go back to highschool, I'd definitely go to Carpathian Forest High!!

I'm sure you love Toki cos of his ripped abs and his love for children and.... I DO COCAAAAAIIIINE, KA-KA-KA-YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Kirst-ehhh · July 11th, 2007, 12:15 PM

LMFAO!!!!

I'd much rather be Mrs Wartooth than Mrs Skwigelf tbh!!! Nah, check that wee moustache thing he has goin' on. AWWWWWWW x1,000.

Swisgaar comes out with some awesome quotes though!!!

Skwisgaar: "Hey, Toki, look inside your basket. Since you're in such a crappy mood, you have lady's tampons, inside of it. And you buy them, so go have a conversation with the ladies and tell them your problems. *insert Toki witty reply* ...I AM NOT A LADY!"

Skwisgaar: "No. I have music dyk-slexia." - LOL

xx Kirsty

GusG_Wannabe · July 11th, 2007, 03:22 PM

whish I got it what you were talkin 'bout xD

-SpikeMilan- · July 11th, 2007, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GusG_Wannabe

whish I got it what you were talkin 'bout xD

WHAT DID I TELL YOU BEFORE ABOUT GOING TO GO CHECK OUT METALOCALYPSE?!?! Yous ares fuckins dildos. Go. Now. Check it out. Now. Now. Now. And then you'll understand what we're talking about

Haha I love it when in one episode:
Skwisgaar: "They cants helps it Toki, they do nots have superior Scandinavians eh-cu-cation..."
Pickles: "Quick, name me something that has nothing to do with guitar, go go go !!!"
Skwisgaar: "Ah...uh...uhm...uh...eh...uh...uhm........... "

Kirst-ehhh · July 13th, 2007, 04:26 AM

Eddie, I think you can find some episodes of Metalocalypse online somewhere.

xx Kirsty

Söy · July 13th, 2007, 10:46 AM

youtube has a lot

Kirst-ehhh · July 15th, 2007, 07:04 AM

They used to have all the episodes on tv-links. Alas no more.

xx Kirsty

Σοφία · July 15th, 2007, 11:44 AM

this is realllyyy random

Kirst-ehhh · July 15th, 2007, 12:01 PM

This should be in the..... *shock horror* RANDOM THREAD!!!!

We all fails at lifes

xx Kirsty

-SpikeMilan- · July 16th, 2007, 10:47 AM

Buts we don'ts haves to takes a glass of phail... Because wes loves Firewinds

Söy · July 16th, 2007, 11:49 AM

wait until this turns into CoBOT

Kirst-ehhh · July 16th, 2007, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Söy

wait until this turns into CoBOT

No. NEVERS!!!

But yes, I loves Firewinds ^_^ We wins at lifes!!!

xx Kirsty

LoveJanne · February 28th, 2008, 10:19 AM

i'm new to just posting in this forum...not new on Ultimate Metal though

July 3rd, 2007, 11:58 AM	#77 (permalink)
Söy Manfred von Richthofen Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Richmond, VA, USA Posts: 7,220	hi. i'm rick. i live in the us, in a cave, eat bugs that i pick out of my hair, and carry a big club. my knuckles also drag on the ground. well not really but that seems to be the common stereotype about any american these days so on that note, yes i am a smartass. __________________

July 3rd, 2007, 04:13 PM	#78 (permalink)
Σοφία Don't you love me. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: LDN Posts: 586	LOL 'mericans =] hi! __________________

July 4th, 2007, 03:46 PM	#82 (permalink)
-SpikeMilan- Doopdoop-rah-doopdoop Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 640	Oh man Scotch... I think I would have overdosed on alcohol if I lived in Scotland... I'm just totally in love with that liquid, it's pathetic lol Also wanted to add that "cock tapping" is indeed metal... But nothing beats "cock slapping"... On the bass. (What were you thinking huh?!?!) I'm obviously making a reference to Metalocalypse (for those that didn't get it). If you haven't seen that cartoon yet, then I HIGHLY suggest you go check it right now. Now. Right now. Stop reading. I told you to stop reading. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! Metalocalypse. Now. Go. Last edited by -SpikeMilan- : July 4th, 2007 at 03:57 PM.

July 4th, 2007, 04:04 PM	#83 (permalink)
Söy Manfred von Richthofen Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Richmond, VA, USA Posts: 7,220	i looked at prices at the liquor store and i lost my apetite to get drunk unless it's off someone else's booze (since today is July 4th) so i think ill get a case of beer and call it a night, since July 4th isn't worth going out for. __________________

July 5th, 2007, 03:44 PM	#84 (permalink)
Σοφία Don't you love me. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: LDN Posts: 586	shalom ma shlom cha? __________________

July 1st, 2007, 07:31 PM	#76 (permalink)
Kirst-ehhh Epic Kirsty Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 1,824	Only because of the 'cock tapping' convo you were starting! You know I love you really. xx Kirsty

July 4th, 2007, 07:29 AM	#79 (permalink)
Kirst-ehhh Epic Kirsty Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 1,824	LOL! Hey, he's right about the stereotype. So on that note, I'm an alcoholic, all I drink is whiskey, I have ginger hair and wear a kilt and I like fighting in the streets, talking in a strange slang no one can understand. xx Kirsty

July 5th, 2007, 06:13 PM	#85 (permalink)
Kirst-ehhh Epic Kirsty Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 1,824	Metalocalypse is awesome. Toki is the cutest And my ex is actually Nathan Explosion minus grim vocals. Same hair, chin etc. LOL. "THAT'S DILDOS!" xx Kirsty

July 10th, 2007, 04:41 PM	#87 (permalink)
Kirst-ehhh Epic Kirsty Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 1,824	LOL! Toki is METAL. Skwisgaar is my 2nd choice. I love how everything is named after metal bands. Burzum's, Finntroll's, Dimmu Burger etc BEST!!! xx Kirsty

July 11th, 2007, 12:15 PM	#89 (permalink)
Kirst-ehhh Epic Kirsty Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 1,824	LMFAO!!!! I'd much rather be Mrs Wartooth than Mrs Skwigelf tbh!!! Nah, check that wee moustache thing he has goin' on. AWWWWWWW x1,000. Swisgaar comes out with some awesome quotes though!!! Skwisgaar: "Hey, Toki, look inside your basket. Since you're in such a crappy mood, you have lady's tampons, inside of it. And you buy them, so go have a conversation with the ladies and tell them your problems. insert Toki witty reply ...I AM NOT A LADY!" Skwisgaar: "No. I have music dyk-slexia." - LOL xx Kirsty

July 11th, 2007, 03:22 PM	#90 (permalink)
GusG_Wannabe Firekeeper Member (FFC) Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Sweden Posts: 275	whish I got it what you were talkin 'bout xD __________________ "Pledge Your Allegiance" "Better having parkinsons and spill the half of your beer rather than having Alzheimers and forget where you put it"

July 13th, 2007, 04:26 AM	#92 (permalink)
Kirst-ehhh Epic Kirsty Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 1,824	Eddie, I think you can find some episodes of Metalocalypse online somewhere. xx Kirsty

July 13th, 2007, 10:46 AM	#93 (permalink)
Söy Manfred von Richthofen Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Richmond, VA, USA Posts: 7,220	youtube has a lot __________________

July 15th, 2007, 07:04 AM	#94 (permalink)
Kirst-ehhh Epic Kirsty Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 1,824	They used to have all the episodes on tv-links. Alas no more. xx Kirsty

July 15th, 2007, 11:44 AM	#95 (permalink)
Σοφία Don't you love me. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: LDN Posts: 586	this is realllyyy random __________________

July 15th, 2007, 12:01 PM	#96 (permalink)
Kirst-ehhh Epic Kirsty Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 1,824	This should be in the..... shock horror RANDOM THREAD!!!! We all fails at lifes xx Kirsty

July 16th, 2007, 10:47 AM	#97 (permalink)
-SpikeMilan- Doopdoop-rah-doopdoop Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 640	Buts we don'ts haves to takes a glass of phail... Because wes loves Firewinds

July 16th, 2007, 11:49 AM	#98 (permalink)
Söy Manfred von Richthofen Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Richmond, VA, USA Posts: 7,220	wait until this turns into CoBOT __________________