Joke Thread!

GusG_Wannabe · July 11th, 2007, 03:36 PM

I thought that because the threads arern't increasing so much on this forum.. dunno why, I could start a joke thread^^ and to not make any firewind fan angry we maybe should stay out of jokes about rascism and etc.^^

just... tell a joke=)

I can start:

What's the equals of walkin on a hangbridge and getting sucked off by a gay if you're a male?

Answer: It isn't disgusting until you look down

(Drag the mouse over the non-text to see the answer.

-SpikeMilan- · July 11th, 2007, 05:03 PM

LOL

Q: What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

A: One is fun to smash with a hammer... And the other one actually is a watermelon.

Chamet · July 12th, 2007, 06:47 AM

this kid goes to his dad and says:
-dad, I had sex with my English teacher today.
His dad says: son, I think it is time for me and you to talk about sex...come sit here for a second.
the kid goes:
I can't dad, my ass still hurts.

-SpikeMilan- · July 12th, 2007, 08:56 AM

Your avatar is the guitarist of Legion Of The Damned right?

Kirst-ehhh · July 15th, 2007, 07:03 AM

Gus G has a Myspace.

LMFAO. Best. Made me laugh anyway

xx Kirsty

GusG_Wannabe · July 18th, 2007, 06:31 AM

well, you don't seem to know many jokes :S

I'll tell another then..

Q: What's the 3 equals to jumping bungee and get laid for the first time?

A: 1, First you don't know if you really dare..
2, When you have begun it goes up and down alot.
3, and last, it goes very bad if the rubber breaks!

July 11th, 2007, 03:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
GusG_Wannabe Firekeeper Member (FFC) Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Sweden Posts: 268	Joke Thread! I thought that because the threads arern't increasing so much on this forum.. dunno why, I could start a joke thread^^ and to not make any firewind fan angry we maybe should stay out of jokes about rascism and etc.^^ just... tell a joke=) I can start: What's the equals of walkin on a hangbridge and getting sucked off by a gay if you're a male? Answer: It isn't disgusting until you look down (Drag the mouse over the non-text to see the answer. __________________ "Pledge Your Allegiance" "Better having parkinsons and spill the half of your beer rather than having Alzheimers and forget where you put it"

July 12th, 2007, 06:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
Chamet Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: England Posts: 4,094	this kid goes to his dad and says: -dad, I had sex with my English teacher today. His dad says: son, I think it is time for me and you to talk about sex...come sit here for a second. the kid goes: I can't dad, my ass still hurts. __________________

July 18th, 2007, 06:31 AM	#6 (permalink)
GusG_Wannabe Firekeeper Member (FFC) Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Sweden Posts: 268	well, you don't seem to know many jokes :S I'll tell another then.. Q: What's the 3 equals to jumping bungee and get laid for the first time? A: 1, First you don't know if you really dare.. 2, When you have begun it goes up and down alot. 3, and last, it goes very bad if the rubber breaks! __________________ "Pledge Your Allegiance" "Better having parkinsons and spill the half of your beer rather than having Alzheimers and forget where you put it"

July 11th, 2007, 05:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
-SpikeMilan- Doopdoop-rah-doopdoop Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 639	LOL Q: What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A: One is fun to smash with a hammer... And the other one actually is a watermelon.

July 12th, 2007, 08:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
-SpikeMilan- Doopdoop-rah-doopdoop Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 639	Your avatar is the guitarist of Legion Of The Damned right?

July 15th, 2007, 07:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
Kirst-ehhh Forged By Fire Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 1,589	Gus G has a Myspace. LMFAO. Best. Made me laugh anyway xx Kirsty