New (old) Game; As Requested.

BoB3rt · July 31st, 2009, 05:58 PM

Due to recent Demand i thought i'd start this game i used to play on another fourm, it could be quite fun, it goes like this:

First person makes a wish like so....

"I wish i could play like Gus G"

Then the person who replies Grants that wish but spoils it in someway...

"You Can! but only on a Flowery Guitar, such as this

Muhahaha!"

Then that person may make a wish

and so forth.

So as i sorta made and broke my own wish, I shal let you guys start if you like it.

Aletheus · July 31st, 2009, 07:04 PM

I wish I had a pink Flowery Guitar...

Katie'Force · August 1st, 2009, 04:48 AM

I grant you a pink flowery guitar... but I also just amputated both your arms.

I wish I was at Wacken right now

Aletheus · August 1st, 2009, 06:50 AM

You died and donated a dozen of your organs to people who all happened to go to Wacken this year.

Or to make it less grotesque, you developed a hearing disorder days before :P

I wish I could fly.

BoB3rt · August 1st, 2009, 10:18 AM

Granted, but as it turns out the ability to do so comes and goes with no warning.
fly low

I wish i had more Jack Daniels

MystCat · August 1st, 2009, 04:35 PM

You Can! But you stole it from ZP....And he isn't happy.

I wish I could see The Mighty Boosh live.

Aletheus · August 3rd, 2009, 05:58 AM

Granted, but the stage is half a mile away, enjoy the silence :P

I want a pony...

Firestone · August 3rd, 2009, 01:45 PM

Granted, but it will ride YOU everyday.

I wish I was rich!

MystCat · August 3rd, 2009, 03:46 PM

Granted, however, You happen to spend it all on a HUGE house.

I wish I could be friends with Sacha Baron Cohen. (I'm insane and you all know it)

Katie'Force · August 3rd, 2009, 05:08 PM

Granted, unfortunately he's just gone insane and will spend the rest of his life thinking he's a chicken.

I wish I had more reptiles for pets

Aletheus · August 3rd, 2009, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MystCat

Granted, however, You happen to spend it all on a HUGE house.

I wish I could be friends with Sacha Baron Cohen. (I'm insane and you all know it)

I had a better reply

Granted but you're born as a Pigmy named Diesel

xd

Aletheus · August 3rd, 2009, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katie'Force

Granted, unfortunately he's just gone insane and will spend the rest of his life thinking he's a chicken.

I wish I had more reptiles for pets

Granted, welcome to Jurassic park

I wish I had a bucket of paint.

BoB3rt · August 5th, 2009, 10:28 PM

Granted but when you use it you cant help but paint Rick Astley!

I wish i could Sleep !

Firestone · August 6th, 2009, 02:52 PM

Granted, but you will have nightmares about emocore bands playing non-stop!

I wish I could sing like Apollo.

MystCat · August 7th, 2009, 07:34 PM

Yes, but you can only sing Never Gonna Give You Up or Peanut Butter Jelly Time

I wish I had a llama.

Katie'Force · August 8th, 2009, 02:59 AM

You have a llama! Unfortunately it's just the llama llama duck Flash playing over and over again in front of your eyes

I wish I had an endless supply of chocolate

Firestone · August 8th, 2009, 04:59 AM

Granted, but it will make your teeth fall very fast aaand give you diarrhea!

I wish I had four arms.

MystCat · August 8th, 2009, 11:22 AM

You do! however the extra two have no bones and are limp

I wish I ws a cat girl

Aletheus · August 8th, 2009, 11:43 AM

You are but.... Christ, what the fuck is a cat girl anyway?

MystCat · August 8th, 2009, 11:58 PM

DOn't die thread! -needless bump-

Firestone · August 9th, 2009, 08:35 AM

I wish I could meet you all at a Firewind gig \o/

BoB3rt · August 9th, 2009, 10:45 AM

You will \o/ ! but you'll be too Drunk to remember !

I wish i dated Sandra Bullock!

Firestone · August 9th, 2009, 11:34 AM

You did, but she was so drunk she puked on you.

I wish I had a red Ferrari.

BoB3rt · August 9th, 2009, 11:50 AM

You do, but ya colour blind ! unlucky

i wish the weather was better

MystCat · August 9th, 2009, 03:26 PM

It is, but its all year around. And grows tiring.

I wish I had Fallout 3

July 31st, 2009, 05:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
BoB3rt Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 65	New (old) Game; As Requested. Due to recent Demand i thought i'd start this game i used to play on another fourm, it could be quite fun, it goes like this: First person makes a wish like so.... "I wish i could play like Gus G" Then the person who replies Grants that wish but spoils it in someway... "You Can! but only on a Flowery Guitar, such as this Muhahaha!" Then that person may make a wish and so forth. So as i sorta made and broke my own wish, I shal let you guys start if you like it. __________________ BloB ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Practise What You Preach, You Can't Win I Claim Victory !

July 31st, 2009, 07:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
Aletheus The Ass Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Croatia Posts: 238	I wish I had a pink Flowery Guitar... __________________ A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.

August 1st, 2009, 04:48 AM	#3 (permalink)
Katie'Force Kables Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: YORKSHIRE!!! Posts: 3,518	I grant you a pink flowery guitar... but I also just amputated both your arms. I wish I was at Wacken right now __________________ Olli: During the day we're rockstars, at night we offer services of a different kind... t'Lion t'Witch an t'Wardrobe Shoulders of the wasteland What's worse than the truth? LIES!!!! ORANGE!!!

August 1st, 2009, 06:50 AM	#4 (permalink)
Aletheus The Ass Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Croatia Posts: 238	You died and donated a dozen of your organs to people who all happened to go to Wacken this year. Or to make it less grotesque, you developed a hearing disorder days before :P I wish I could fly. __________________ A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.

August 1st, 2009, 10:18 AM	#5 (permalink)
BoB3rt Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 65	Granted, but as it turns out the ability to do so comes and goes with no warning. fly low I wish i had more Jack Daniels __________________ BloB ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Practise What You Preach, You Can't Win I Claim Victory !

August 1st, 2009, 04:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
MystCat Annoying Fox Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 39	You Can! But you stole it from ZP....And he isn't happy. I wish I could see The Mighty Boosh live.

August 3rd, 2009, 05:58 AM	#7 (permalink)
Aletheus The Ass Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Croatia Posts: 238	Granted, but the stage is half a mile away, enjoy the silence :P I want a pony... __________________ A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.

August 3rd, 2009, 01:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
Firestone Metal Heart Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Brazil Posts: 23	Granted, but it will ride YOU everyday. I wish I was rich!

August 3rd, 2009, 03:46 PM	#9 (permalink)
MystCat Annoying Fox Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 39	Granted, however, You happen to spend it all on a HUGE house. I wish I could be friends with Sacha Baron Cohen. (I'm insane and you all know it)

August 3rd, 2009, 05:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
Katie'Force Kables Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: YORKSHIRE!!! Posts: 3,518	Granted, unfortunately he's just gone insane and will spend the rest of his life thinking he's a chicken. I wish I had more reptiles for pets __________________ Olli: During the day we're rockstars, at night we offer services of a different kind... t'Lion t'Witch an t'Wardrobe Shoulders of the wasteland What's worse than the truth? LIES!!!! ORANGE!!!

August 5th, 2009, 10:28 PM	#13 (permalink)
BoB3rt Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 65	Granted but when you use it you cant help but paint Rick Astley! I wish i could Sleep ! __________________ BloB ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Practise What You Preach, You Can't Win I Claim Victory !

August 6th, 2009, 02:52 PM	#14 (permalink)
Firestone Metal Heart Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Brazil Posts: 23	Granted, but you will have nightmares about emocore bands playing non-stop! I wish I could sing like Apollo.

August 7th, 2009, 07:34 PM	#15 (permalink)
MystCat Annoying Fox Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 39	Yes, but you can only sing Never Gonna Give You Up or Peanut Butter Jelly Time I wish I had a llama.

August 8th, 2009, 02:59 AM	#16 (permalink)
Katie'Force Kables Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: YORKSHIRE!!! Posts: 3,518	You have a llama! Unfortunately it's just the llama llama duck Flash playing over and over again in front of your eyes I wish I had an endless supply of chocolate __________________ Olli: During the day we're rockstars, at night we offer services of a different kind... t'Lion t'Witch an t'Wardrobe Shoulders of the wasteland What's worse than the truth? LIES!!!! ORANGE!!!

August 8th, 2009, 04:59 AM	#17 (permalink)
Firestone Metal Heart Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Brazil Posts: 23	Granted, but it will make your teeth fall very fast aaand give you diarrhea! I wish I had four arms.

August 8th, 2009, 11:22 AM	#18 (permalink)
MystCat Annoying Fox Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 39	You do! however the extra two have no bones and are limp I wish I ws a cat girl

August 8th, 2009, 11:43 AM	#19 (permalink)
Aletheus The Ass Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Croatia Posts: 238	You are but.... Christ, what the fuck is a cat girl anyway? __________________ A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.

August 8th, 2009, 11:58 PM	#20 (permalink)
MystCat Annoying Fox Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 39	DOn't die thread! -needless bump-

August 9th, 2009, 08:35 AM	#21 (permalink)
Firestone Metal Heart Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Brazil Posts: 23	I wish I could meet you all at a Firewind gig \o/

August 9th, 2009, 10:45 AM	#22 (permalink)
BoB3rt Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 65	You will \o/ ! but you'll be too Drunk to remember ! I wish i dated Sandra Bullock! __________________ BloB ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Practise What You Preach, You Can't Win I Claim Victory !

August 9th, 2009, 11:34 AM	#23 (permalink)
Firestone Metal Heart Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Brazil Posts: 23	You did, but she was so drunk she puked on you. I wish I had a red Ferrari.

August 9th, 2009, 11:50 AM	#24 (permalink)
BoB3rt Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 65	You do, but ya colour blind ! unlucky i wish the weather was better __________________ BloB ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Practise What You Preach, You Can't Win I Claim Victory !

August 9th, 2009, 03:26 PM	#25 (permalink)
MystCat Annoying Fox Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 39	It is, but its all year around. And grows tiring. I wish I had Fallout 3