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Old June 7th, 2007, 10:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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gore metal songs we wouldnt be suprised to see

what are some gore metal songs you wouldnt be suprised to see but would find embarassing to the metal community (possibly something chris barnes would write)

anal impalement from a pink unicorn
bloody bicycle tire track
I vomit the runs
I ate rosie O'donnel
I disemboweled Ronald Mcdonald
scrotum frozen to the ice
Deflowering Fluffy
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You are not my neighbor you ass, I never read anywhere in the bible that your supposed to be nice.
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Old June 7th, 2007, 10:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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This has been done 6519513165616 times
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Old June 7th, 2007, 10:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old June 7th, 2007, 11:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Those titles suck.

Rectal Seppuku
Menstrual Blood Transfusion into a Misogynist's Erectile Tissues
Crotch Anaconda
Chlamydic Bukkake Rampage
Cunnilectomy
etc.
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Old June 7th, 2007, 11:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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^did you really make those up?
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Old June 8th, 2007, 01:27 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Yes I did.

I do have to admit this one has definitely grown on me:
Anal Impalement from a Pink Unicorn
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Old June 8th, 2007, 08:53 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Conmsuption of Barbecued Beast Tissue
Mortuary Necrophilia
Mutilation and Cannibalization
Eye Socket Fuck
Molested and Mutilated
Cunt Skin Garment
Nauseating Stench of Decaying Whores
Incurable Necrotic Infection
Tortured and Devoured Alive
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Old June 8th, 2007, 09:05 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Conmsuption of Barbecued Beast Tissue
You know, that's really not very shocking if you think about what it means. How about "Consumption of Barbecued Human Tissue"?

Here's a few more for the collection:

Necklace of Human Intestines
Spinal Mastication Suite
The Sexual Penetration of Impalement Wounds
Rotting Fetus Rape
Facial Acid Bath
Fitted With a Muzzle of Razorwire
Dying on a Skewer
I Salivate Over Thy Boiling Guts
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Old June 8th, 2007, 10:55 AM   #9 (permalink)
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One I made a long time ago that none of you can EVER use:

Soldering Iron Facial
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Old June 8th, 2007, 11:56 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Spinal Mastication Suite & Soldering Iron Facial are extremely awesome.

A title we never ended up recording for one of my band's was Concave Tit Fuck. My friend Andy nailed me with a beautiful one though...
Instant Genital Atrophy Hits the Pornography Scene
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