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Old June 7th, 2007, 10:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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gore metal songs we wouldnt be suprised to see

what are some gore metal songs you wouldnt be suprised to see but would find embarassing to the metal community (possibly something chris barnes would write)

anal impalement from a pink unicorn
bloody bicycle tire track
I vomit the runs
I ate rosie O'donnel
I disemboweled Ronald Mcdonald
scrotum frozen to the ice
Deflowering Fluffy
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Old June 7th, 2007, 10:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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This has been done 6519513165616 times
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... fuck Obama. Worst president ever .... the guy has basically turned this country upside down, but that's what we get for putting a goddamned extreme liberal in the white house. He fucking disgusts me.
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Old June 7th, 2007, 10:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old June 7th, 2007, 11:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Those titles suck.

Rectal Seppuku
Menstrual Blood Transfusion into a Misogynist's Erectile Tissues
Crotch Anaconda
Chlamydic Bukkake Rampage
Cunnilectomy
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Old June 7th, 2007, 11:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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^did you really make those up?
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Old June 8th, 2007, 01:27 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Yes I did.

I do have to admit this one has definitely grown on me:
Anal Impalement from a Pink Unicorn
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Old June 8th, 2007, 08:53 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Conmsuption of Barbecued Beast Tissue
Mortuary Necrophilia
Mutilation and Cannibalization
Eye Socket Fuck
Molested and Mutilated
Cunt Skin Garment
Nauseating Stench of Decaying Whores
Incurable Necrotic Infection
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Old June 8th, 2007, 09:05 AM   #8 (permalink)
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You know, that's really not very shocking if you think about what it means. How about "Consumption of Barbecued Human Tissue"?

Here's a few more for the collection:

Necklace of Human Intestines
Spinal Mastication Suite
The Sexual Penetration of Impalement Wounds
Rotting Fetus Rape
Facial Acid Bath
Fitted With a Muzzle of Razorwire
Dying on a Skewer
I Salivate Over Thy Boiling Guts
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Old June 8th, 2007, 10:55 AM   #9 (permalink)
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One I made a long time ago that none of you can EVER use:

Soldering Iron Facial
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Old June 8th, 2007, 11:56 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Spinal Mastication Suite & Soldering Iron Facial are extremely awesome.

A title we never ended up recording for one of my band's was Concave Tit Fuck. My friend Andy nailed me with a beautiful one though...
Instant Genital Atrophy Hits the Pornography Scene
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Old June 8th, 2007, 12:04 PM   #11 (permalink)
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You know, that's really not very shocking if you think about what it means. How about "Consumption of Barbecued Human Tissue"?
I know what you mean. I was NOT referrring to chicken breast. I'm actually about to eat some chicken breast in a minute. How about "Comsumption of Barbecued Human Breast Tissue?"
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Old June 8th, 2007, 12:21 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Spinal Mastication Suite & Soldering Iron Facial are extremely awesome.
Why thank you. I almost used it as a title for one of the tracks of my noise project...

I have an unreleased track called "Severe Facial Colostomy" right here, actually:

http://noisemp3.com/artists/ichorous

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Old June 8th, 2007, 12:44 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Craniofacial Mutilation
Drowned in a Pool of Innards
Putrified Maggoty Corpse Orgy
Feasting on Cannibal Vomit
Suffocating in Corpse Flatulence
Sickening Stench of Exhumed Corpses
Quenching Thirst with Gouged Eyes
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Old June 8th, 2007, 01:28 PM   #15 (permalink)
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fecal facial
Sewn diarrheal rectum
Lost in the 2nd layer of obesity (somewhere between the intestinal blockage)
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Old June 8th, 2007, 03:09 PM   #16 (permalink)
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The Tales of Suffering: Meathook Penetration
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Aborted-Foetus-Dildo Bloody Anal Fuck
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Eaten to Death
Ruptured Intestine Leak
Coughed Up Eroded Esophagus
Chainsaw Sodomy
Postmortem Sexual Mutilation
Munching on Maggots
Shredded Alive
Raped With Your Own Dismembered Limb
Coffin Feast
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Bathing in a Jugular Orgasm
Splintered Bone Shrapnel
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To Scream With Hot Needles in Your Throat
Quadroplegic Patients Left in a Scorpion Pit
Erect Penis Fed Head-First into a Sawblade
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