Official GMD Social Thread

[Rabid Headbanger]

Myspace is were emo kids go to sulk.

[Hell Awaits Us All]

man, how do you not love myspace?

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From: hot babe 7.5/10
yeah ill think about it or you can come to me

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From: Dave
Date: Oct 23, 2007 2:37 PM


you should come up here to aurora and show me some of your dance moves

jus' sayin' =p

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From: hot babe 7.5/10
Date: Oct 23, 2007 6:10 PM


oh alrighty thats good i was just in downers grove yest. actually

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From: Dave
Date: Oct 23, 2007 2:00 PM


I usually don't go down to new lenox often. I stay in that aurora - downers grove - chicago area usually so no I haven't seen you before. I just saw ya on a friend's list so I added ya...



the one on the right

I am going to go in for the number close pretty soon, 5 numbers in 2 weeks. Should be 7 by the end of the day

hopefully lose my v card by the end of next week.

[cookiecutter]

I love myspace for sampling music, because I don't like to download. Also, Dave please lose your virginity. You are getting too antsy here

[zoidberg]

Originally Posted by Hell Awaits Us All

hopefully lose my v card by the end of next week.

you have said that every other day for six monts now, when is the end of next week coming!!!!

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Dave, shes just your type!......unattractive that is. Also that was a very feeble 'chat up'.

[Rabid Headbanger]

SkeletonWitch is the shit.

[cookiecutter]

I like how he rates her in each message

[zoidberg]

why do people call him dave when his name is J. R. Mcfisty?

[Hell Awaits Us All]

Originally Posted by Faith No More

Dave, shes just your type!......unattractive that is. Also that was a very feeble 'chat up'.

I am a legs and ass man bro, and she's got plenty of that

and she has a cute face (in other pics)
not the hottest one I am talking to, but I'll definately bang her

[ThisIsACoolName]

I just had a fun idea, but it requires the use of myspace and I don't have one. So, someone with a myspace account should PM me so they can do it instead.

[Hell Awaits Us All]

Originally Posted by cookiecutter

I like how he rates her in each message

that's the only thing that separates them bro

I don't talk to chicks with shitty personalities

[cookiecutter]

Ironic, considering your personality

[Rabid Headbanger]

Originally Posted by Hell Awaits Us All

that's the only thing that separates them bro

I don't talk to chicks with good personalities

FYP

But all seriousness aside, we don't really care Dave. I've got Thrash to headbang to.

[Nikki]

Sooo...


I dissected a sheep heart today

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Yeah, and ive got glam to look sexy to.

[cookiecutter]

Sounds brutal

[Rabid Headbanger]

Originally Posted by Faith No More

Yeah, and ive got glam to look sexy to.

I listen to glam at 2 in the morning.

[cookiecutter]

Hey Dave, I don't believe you have that many friends. Link your myspace so we can tell if you're lying

[zoidberg]

i dont think hes really a bodybuilder, ive seen plenty of pics of the women hes after, but none of Dave. i signed up to his bodybuilder site, so maybe ill catch him there one day.

i bet dave is a 11 year old boy in cambodia, whos name literally translates into "hair lip".

[Seraphim Belial]

I hate myspace; it has its good qualities, but it also has Dave.

[Mathiäs]

Originally Posted by zoidberg

i dont think hes really a bodybuilder, ive seen plenty of pics of the women hes after, but none of Dave. i signed up to his bodybuilder site, so maybe ill catch him there one day.

Are you blind? He posts a picture of himself everyday basically

[ThisIsACoolName]

Dave, I took you off ignore briefly because I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

Anyway, I do not believe that the girl you posted (the one who you had the myspace chat with about dance moves and downers) actually exists. We'll have to see a screenshot of her myspace account to verify. You can even block out the name if you want.

[Rabid Headbanger]

Originally Posted by highbulletmind

its good for a laugh considering some of the girls are immensely repulsive

Does it really suprise you?

[zoidberg]

Originally Posted by Mathiäs

Are you blind? He posts a picture of himself everyday basically

could you show me.....
.. for profiling reasons of course

[The Ozzman]

You all need to stop talking to Dave. Stop responding, stop acknowledging his existence.