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May 24th, 2008, 11:24 PM
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Drug the Priest
Join Date: May 2005
Location: the bowels of lochness
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someones trying to take out a hit on you, obviously. Old ladies dont stop and ask you if you're ok, they just keep driving. Fucking punks.
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May 25th, 2008, 05:49 AM
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They're filming midgets!
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Wales (Not Welsh)
Posts: 7,257
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Ugh.
Feeling the stomach related after effects of working my way through ten pints of cider.
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May 25th, 2008, 07:04 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: east sussex, u.k
Posts: 350
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Originally Posted by WeAreInFlames
Also, you should have gotten her license plate number, but whatever.
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wouldnt you be a bit shocked and not think to memorize the number plate?
my freind got hit and she blacked out and couldnt remember a thing. luckily she only broke her arm.
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They rose lifeless in the shadows of greatness
With vacant eyes they gorge blindly on their own flesh
Making a mockery of the millions they would dare to lead
Where once was passion Now only vanity and avarice dwell
A puppet show whose masters devour their young with delight
And even as they are ground in the mouths of their makers, they sing
Songs that are as empty as their words
As meaningless as their promises
And as dead as their souls
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May 25th, 2008, 07:49 AM
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Limbonic Architect
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Maine
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That's why you should never get a vanity plate.
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May 25th, 2008, 03:44 PM
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Artist Of Living Chaos
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Posts: 11,089
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Originally Posted by Go Forth and Die
Feeling the stomach related after effects of working my way through ten pints of cider.
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Well yes, you would.
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Originally Posted by angelic-rage
wouldnt you be a bit shocked and not think to memorize the number plate?
my freind got hit and she blacked out and couldnt remember a thing. luckily she only broke her arm.
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My point is it's the first thing you should remember. If you're alright, what you should do is stand in front of the car, whip out your cell phone, and snap a shot of the license plate. This is assuming you have a camera phone, which pretty all white people have nowadays.
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May 25th, 2008, 03:53 PM
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Helltic Frosthammer
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: NJ, USA
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When you're in an accident, you're not always thinking clearly immediately. I got sideswiped by a dump truck and it didn't even occur to me that I should beep my horn or try to get the license plate. I just stopped and called 911 to report the accident. It's a lot easier to say "the first thing you should do is get the license plate"; that's obvious enough. But it's difficult to fault somebody for failing to do this, especially if there's little time to react.
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May 25th, 2008, 03:53 PM
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They're filming midgets!
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Wales (Not Welsh)
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Originally Posted by WeAreInFlames
Well yes, you would.
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Thats the only bad thing about drinking.
Drunkness = Win. There's fun, falling over, and unabashed groping of boobs, and getting boobs rubbed in your face.
Shitting the morning after is the cunt 
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May 25th, 2008, 03:54 PM
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Mage of the Black Ring
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Stygia
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Originally Posted by Necuratul
When you're in an accident, you're not always thinking clearly immediately. I got sideswiped by a dump truck and it didn't even occur to me that I should beep my horn or try to get the license plate. I just stopped and called 911 to report the accident. It's a lot easier to say "the first thing you should do is get the license plate"; that's obvious enough. But it's difficult to fault somebody for failing to do this, especially if there's little time to react.
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true... i did something similar once
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May 25th, 2008, 03:59 PM
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Artist Of Living Chaos
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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Originally Posted by Necuratul
When you're in an accident, you're not always thinking clearly immediately. I got sideswiped by a dump truck and it didn't even occur to me that I should beep my horn or try to get the license plate. I just stopped and called 911 to report the accident. It's a lot easier to say "the first thing you should do is get the license plate"; that's obvious enough. But it's difficult to fault somebody for failing to do this, especially if there's little time to react.
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Definitely. And I'm not faulting him. I've been hit lightly and never got the plate. I hope if it happens again I'll have the presence of mind to get the plate.
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Thats the only bad thing about drinking.
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Really? Hangovers are unpleasant?
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May 25th, 2008, 04:04 PM
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They're filming midgets!
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Wales (Not Welsh)
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Originally Posted by WeAreInFlames
Really? Hangovers are unpleasant?
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Oh, not the hangover. I didn't get one.
It's the fact that cider rots your guts, so taking a crap the next morning is a nigh frightful experience.
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