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August 3rd, 2008, 02:06 PM
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Infected
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Ohio
Posts: 2,145
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This bitch is crazy. She graduated in my class in high school. Her nickname was "Christina Chlamydia" for being a dirty ho and a psycho (she tried to kill herself by running onto the highway twice). Now she's a stripper in Arizona and came back and had sex with this guy I know's brother and was like "I have a disease you need to wear a condom" and he was like aight. So afterwards he asked her what she had and she said she had HIV. He said he rran home and scrubbed his dick for like 3 hours and then the doctor performed surgery with no anesthesia, felt the knife pierce him intensely, inferior, no use to makind, strapped down screaming out to diiiieeee.
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I like to dissect girls.
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August 3rd, 2008, 02:16 PM
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They're filming midgets!
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Wales (Not Welsh)
Posts: 7,191
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It's not as catchy as the Fresh prince ones.
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August 3rd, 2008, 03:04 PM
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OMG A MUTANTLLAMA!
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Belfast, Maine
Posts: 6,226
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Originally Posted by 1349
This bitch is crazy. She graduated in my class in high school. Her nickname was "Christina Chlamydia" for being a dirty ho and a psycho (she tried to kill herself by running onto the highway twice). Now she's a stripper in Arizona and came back and had sex with this guy I know's brother and was like "I have a disease you need to wear a condom" and he was like aight. So afterwards he asked her what she had and she said she had HIV. He said he rran home and scrubbed his dick for like 3 hours and then the doctor performed surgery with no anesthesia, felt the knife pierce him intensely, inferior, no use to makind, strapped down screaming out to diiiieeee.
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If you can outrun a bullet, you should apply for the Olympics
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take one for the team; get her pregnant so we can all get back on topic.
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It would be better if they kicked a ball back and fourth for nine hours and then after a while said ball rolled into a huge fucking net.
edit: Then the game would end 1-0 and a bunch of Europeans would shoot flares at each other.
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August 3rd, 2008, 03:31 PM
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Slam Till U Cum
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Toronto ON
Posts: 13,084
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August 3rd, 2008, 03:34 PM
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0-16
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Posts: 14,788
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I didn't get it until I was halfway through the last sentence. Fail.
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August 3rd, 2008, 03:54 PM
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Iron Chef of pounding vag
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Midlothian, IL
Posts: 5,531
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Just cleaned up the yard after a BASH i threw last night. Went through 2 kegs, 5 handles of tequila(for margaritas), and a bottle of jack, which i took the whole bottle of Jack down myself. Good times.
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Amazingly I'm able to appreciate that Seinfeld is awesome and that Belligerent's car is bitchin without my head exploding.
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August 3rd, 2008, 04:07 PM
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MySpace apps go to Hell
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Tennessee
Posts: 4,233
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^No wonder you once had an Alcohol avatar.  |
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August 3rd, 2008, 04:16 PM
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Darkness It Shall Be
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Beirut, Lebanon
Posts: 1,852
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I didn't get it until I was halfway through the last sentence. Fail.
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August 3rd, 2008, 04:17 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Posts: 14,788
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It's lyrics to Raining Blood LFDO
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August 3rd, 2008, 04:28 PM
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Harvesting the Defouled
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,104
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Originally Posted by Belligerent
bottle of jack, which i took the whole bottle of Jack down myself. Good times.
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Oh baby. <3 
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