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Old September 12th, 2007, 07:48 PM   #801 (permalink)
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Vikings.

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thats so weird, i just fucking said that to my friend lol we've been talking about vikings all day
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Old September 12th, 2007, 07:49 PM   #802 (permalink)
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I love how Dave is talking as though he has 20 years experience with this, yet is struggling to get any action.

Fucking brilliant.
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Old September 12th, 2007, 07:50 PM   #803 (permalink)
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this is an interesting stat and the only one you really need to know

men and women who reach the age of 21 are about equal in the amount of times they have sex, how is this possible when there are soooooo many men who have major difficulty in getting laid?

it's because 80% of women have sex with 20% of men (whether it is PUAs, Ladies men, athletes, celebrities, CEOs, etc...)
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Old September 12th, 2007, 07:50 PM   #804 (permalink)
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Women don't reach their sexual prime until their late 20s

Guys reach it around 18-20
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Old September 12th, 2007, 07:50 PM   #805 (permalink)
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Please continue to because there is little to have faith in with my gender. There is a reason why I've kept the majority of my female friends from the day I met them, and only managed to have one long lasting friendship with a guy and it is that girls are MUCH easier to connect with, won't laugh one away for crying (the whole "its cute" thing annoys me but it is better than being laughed at), and generally just not assholes.
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Old September 12th, 2007, 07:51 PM   #806 (permalink)
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I love how Dave is talking as though he has 20 years experience with this, yet is struggling to get any action.
I have been in the game for about a month, my friend. Rome wasn't built overnight

you forget that I had self esteem issues for 17 years of my life, can't expect to become teh pussy king right away.
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Old September 12th, 2007, 07:52 PM   #807 (permalink)
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Mmm vikings...
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Old September 12th, 2007, 07:54 PM   #808 (permalink)
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Whatever happened to dating someone with COMMON INTERSTS who ISN'T an imbecile and who ISN'T a SLUT???
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Old September 12th, 2007, 07:59 PM   #809 (permalink)
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Whatever happened to dating someone with COMMON INTERSTS who ISN'T an imbecile and who ISN'T a SLUT???
good point LOL. I guess I am just not interested in having a real girlfriend right now

Not to mention I need to have sex with many hot bitches to feed my inner superiority complex.
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Old September 12th, 2007, 08:02 PM   #810 (permalink)
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Please continue to because there is little to have faith in with my gender. There is a reason why I've kept the majority of my female friends from the day I met them, and only managed to have one long lasting friendship with a guy
Uh... because you're a pussy?

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and it is that girls are MUCH easier to connect with, won't laugh one away for crying (the whole "its cute" thing annoys me but it is better than being laughed at), and generally just not assholes.
Except that most of them don't actually have lives of their own outside their friends/boyfriends, and thus are completely boring to talk to. Also, most girls get offended at the drop of a hat, so talking to them is typically like walking on eggshells.

Guys may be assholes sometimes, but at least you know what's on their minds most of the time, and that they won't fucking freak out at you for speaking your own mind. Plus, if you notice, the more judgmental people out there tend to be more interesting in conversation (barring mindless bullies/jocks/thugs/etc).
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Old September 12th, 2007, 08:02 PM   #811 (permalink)
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Not to mention I need to have sex with many hot bitches to feed my inner superiority complex.
Sounds like your "inner superior complex" eats as much as an etheopian.

Anyways, Don't be a dumbshit.
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