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Old June 10th, 2008, 05:07 PM   #12701 (permalink)
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Like what?
Little notes to myself like: "Don't forget to buy that strap-on" and "Note to self, 'Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon' is still overdue"
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Old June 10th, 2008, 05:09 PM   #12702 (permalink)
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This prompts me to ask something I've always wondered: do women watch as much porn as men? And do you watch the same hardcore degrading shit?
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Old June 10th, 2008, 05:10 PM   #12703 (permalink)
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o.O You've lost my vote.
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Old June 10th, 2008, 05:12 PM   #12704 (permalink)
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You need to be more open-minded then.
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Old June 10th, 2008, 05:13 PM   #12705 (permalink)
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You need to be more open-minded then.
You need to more close-assholed then.
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Old June 10th, 2008, 05:14 PM   #12706 (permalink)
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This prompts me to ask something I've always wondered: do women watch as much porn as men? And do you watch the same hardcore degrading shit?
To be honest, I haven't watched much porn. I saw the Pirates XXX film and it was one of those movies where it was so bad it was good.
Although my best friend and I were thinking it might be fun to watch a bunch of porn together over the summer... her logic is that coming in every other day to rent a porno is the best way to get to know the hot guy who works there. I personally have no problems with this plan.

Also, I find degrading shit really awesome.
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Old June 10th, 2008, 05:15 PM   #12707 (permalink)
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o.O You've lost my vote.
What's so bad about buying a strap-on? Lesbians/bi women use them all the time.

Though it would definitely be interesting to try it out on a man.
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her logic is that coming in every other day to rent a porno is the best way to get to know the hot guy who works there.
"Hey, would you recommend Hungry Cum Sluts 4?"
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What's so bad about buying a strap-on? Lesbians/bi women use them all the time.

Though it would definitely be interesting to try it out on a man.
The bold is why you've lost my votes.
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You need to more close-assholed then.
I was referring to lesbian porn.

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To be honest, I haven't watched much porn. I saw the Pirates XXX film and it was one of those movies where it was so bad it was good.
Although my best friend and I were thinking it might be fun to watch a bunch of porn together over the summer... her logic is that coming in every other day to rent a porno is the best way to get to know the hot guy who works there. I personally have no problems with this plan.

Also, I find degrading shit really awesome.
I saw part of some pirate porn movie and it seemed hilarious but not sexy...

Btw, I was just reminded of the scene in Clerks where he's in the videostore on the phone ordering movies and the woman asks him to order a movie and so he rattles off a list of about 30 pornos and then asks her what she and her son wanted.

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What's so bad about buying a strap-on? Lesbians/bi women use them all the time.

Though it would definitely be interesting to try it out on a man.
I'm open minded, but close ass-holed. Stay away from me with that thing.
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