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Old October 6th, 2007, 04:20 PM   #1326 (permalink)
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About to head to a wedding...

Free beer at the reception. It's Miller Lite and MGD on tap though

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Old October 6th, 2007, 04:31 PM   #1327 (permalink)
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trying to understand why my left leg has been in excruciating pain all day today (when I walk)

I think I broke something
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Old October 6th, 2007, 05:10 PM   #1328 (permalink)
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trying to understand why my left leg has been in excruciating pain all day today (when I walk)

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Old October 6th, 2007, 05:34 PM   #1329 (permalink)
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About to head to a wedding...

Free beer at the reception. It's Miller Lite and MGD on tap though

My outfit:

Blue Jeans
Black polo shirt
Black suit jacket
Police issue boots
Jeans to a wedding? Only in Ohio. And yes that does suck they only have Miller products. Drink Jack and Coke's all night then.
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Old October 6th, 2007, 05:50 PM   #1330 (permalink)
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Those sleep paralysis dreams are often supposed by scientists to be what people are experiencing when they are "abducted by aliens".
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Old October 6th, 2007, 06:06 PM   #1331 (permalink)
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Free beer at the reception. It's Miller Lite and MGD on tap though
Ouch. At least it's free though, right?
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Old October 6th, 2007, 06:41 PM   #1332 (permalink)
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Old October 6th, 2007, 06:49 PM   #1333 (permalink)
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Bored...being full from dinner...
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Old October 6th, 2007, 07:21 PM   #1334 (permalink)
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I am cussing out myspace for giving me an error message saying my account has been phished and making me fucking change my password. God this is stupid.
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Old October 6th, 2007, 07:38 PM   #1335 (permalink)
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i'm kind of disappointed in God, he could've called you a faggot with a little bit more subtlety than that
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