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December 14th, 2007, 11:06 PM
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Manly Man!
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Cooperstown and Oswego, NY
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Santa's elves are in fact, Canadians
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22260533/?GT1=10645
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Canada seeks author of nasty letters from Santa
'Rogue elf' responded to children who wrote to Saint Nick, authorities say
OTTAWA - Canada's post office and police are trying to track down a "rogue elf" who wrote obscene letters to children on behalf of Santa Claus, a newspaper reported on Friday.
The Ottawa Citizen said at least 10 nasty letters had been delivered to little girls and boys in Ottawa who wrote to Santa this year care of the North Pole, which has a special H0H 0H0 Canadian postal code. Return letters from Santa are in fact written by an 11,000-strong army of Canada Post employees and volunteers.
"We firmly believe there is just one rogue elf out there," a Canada Post spokeswoman told the paper.
Canada Post's popular "Write to Santa" program -- which last year delivered more than a million letters to children in Canada and around the world -- has been shut down in Ottawa until the offender is caught.
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I thought this was hilarious, but I feel let down that they didn't quote any of the letters 
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December 14th, 2007, 11:25 PM
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Slam Till U Cum
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Boston MA
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10 bucks it was Rabid Headbanger
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December 14th, 2007, 11:28 PM
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of the Hill People
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: California
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Originally Posted by cookiecutter
10 bucks it was Rabid Headbanger
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Twenty.
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This will remain in my sig (Updated 5/29/08)
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December 15th, 2007, 02:45 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Canada
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December 15th, 2007, 03:14 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2006
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fuck man, I'm glad I wasn't eating or drinking but the thought of RH being a prick to little kids made me laugh.
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December 15th, 2007, 05:19 AM
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Fo rizzle?
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Wales (Disclaimer: Not actually welsh. I don't wanna shag sheep. I don't have a welsh accent. I come from Leicester)
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Return letters from Santa are in fact written by an 11,000-strong army of Canada Post employees and volunteers.
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That's pretty awesome.
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December 15th, 2007, 09:21 AM
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OMG A MUTANTLLAMA!
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Belfast, Maine
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Originally Posted by cookiecutter
10 bucks it was Rabid Headbanger
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If you can outrun a bullet, you should apply for the Olympics
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take one for the team; get her pregnant so we can all get back on topic.
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It would be better if they kicked a ball back and fourth for nine hours and then after a while said ball rolled into a huge fucking net.
edit: Then the game would end 1-0 and a bunch of Europeans would shoot flares at each other.
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December 15th, 2007, 02:51 PM
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Run! A grue!
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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"has been shut down in Ottawa until the offender is caught."
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Christmass = Cancelled
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December 15th, 2007, 11:21 PM
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Manly Man!
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Cooperstown and Oswego, NY
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I think I figured out who did it!
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December 16th, 2007, 03:07 AM
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omghaxlol!1
Join Date: Jun 2005
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