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May 6th, 2012, 08:16 AM
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Wiener Blut
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Under the Everflow
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You could remind your brother that he'll be forever alone if he's carries on living with his parents beyond his 20s.
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May 6th, 2012, 01:34 PM
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Vih-mah-nuh or विमान
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 11,190
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy... Dead.
what kind of advice would you give this person?
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Start with a little part-time job washing dishes, or something very simple that lots of restaurants could use a guy doing for a day or two a week. Gradually try to get more hours, and then eventually ask to be trained to be a waiter. |
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May 6th, 2012, 02:25 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 5,128
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Originally Posted by SentinelSlain
he'll be forever alone if he's carries on living with his parents beyond his 20s.
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unless he just announces to the world that he has no source of income and ends up being one of those unemployed married men that lives off of his wife's money
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May 7th, 2012, 08:52 AM
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#10229 (permalink)
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Perth, Western Australia
Posts: 3,724
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I got a pay rise and my boss is going to second me out to a bigger company, more incentive to stay in this company. I'm a capitalist dog and a slave to the machine. Yeah, I'm fucking awesome.
edit: Wrong thread. 
Last edited by Episteme : May 7th, 2012 at 08:57 AM.
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May 7th, 2012, 09:43 AM
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Something in My Eye
Join Date: Jan 2009
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Last friday was my buddy's birthday so I threw together a party in my dorm. Needless to say, we all got shitfaced, especially me as I blacked out the last part of the night. It wasn't until today that I found out what happened from someone who saw the whole thing from his window. Apparently I was "fine" when the last guest left, but around 4am I passed out on the table with extremely loud music blasting through the speakers. The security guard patrolling had to unlock my door and turn off the music and then he threw me into my bed and left  . I really need to stop getting this drunk all the time.
What's worse than the shame has got to be cleaning this shit up. Nutshells, broken glass, and half a litre of sticky booze (from botched Portuguese shots) cover my entire floor and the mop or vacuum cleaner haven't been available for 3 days now :/. It's getting annoying to walk around with shoes the whole time. |
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May 23rd, 2012, 12:38 AM
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Fucking fuck.
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Lexington Park, MD
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I got bitten by a hamster.
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Originally Posted by ChromeHeart
aren't we a bunch of faggots really, with our attempts at being intellectual and our middle class existence. Some stone cold thugs would piss themselves laughing at the prospect of killing us and a million conceited beautiful women would giggle themselves to death over it happening.
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Originally Posted by monoxide_child
if by "gunplay" you mean huge-boobed-transexuals having fully hard dicks, then that looks like a porn movie i just watched
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May 23rd, 2012, 02:20 AM
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niggadela
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Beirut
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lol. I get bitten by my cat everyday.
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May 23rd, 2012, 02:50 AM
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Vih-mah-nuh or विमान
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 11,190
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Pandora just showed me two bands that click with me pretty well, but I wanna save more money and not buy music, but I don't want to pirate.
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May 23rd, 2012, 02:53 AM
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Anoint My Phallus
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Montreal
Posts: 18,116
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I'm hungry, but if I want to eat I need to make rice, which means washing the dishes, and it's 4 am and I want to sleep. Curse my laziness. I miss living with my parents at times like this...I could have just walked into the kitchen and there would have been food.
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Originally Posted by Dodens Grav
Anybody who doesn't realize that Manowar is the ultimate pinnacle of heterosexuality has a fundamental misunderstanding of manhood, and possibly of metal as well.
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Originally Posted by JGMetalhead
Interchangeability of thought occurs through the experience of listening thus formulating a change of discern.
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A proud participant in the Tom Brady Ignore-A-Thon.
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May 23rd, 2012, 12:31 PM
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Il Greeco
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 58
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Vimana
Pandora just showed me two bands that click with me pretty well, but I wanna save more money and not buy music, but I don't want to pirate.
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Add their albums to a playlist on Youtube and just listen to them through that.
Well, there's a female that I like sitting behind me in our school's cafeteria buuuuut it's kinda awkward what the deal is between us due to a lack of knowledge of what she thinks of me, so I'm just sitting here being iserable. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO todays is the last day of school until my summer classes and I don't even know if she's graduating or not. NOOOOOOOO
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May 23rd, 2012, 03:24 PM
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Klingons do not faint
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: KLINGON
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BE BRAVE SAY SOMETHING
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You're just some weird looking asian chick...And when you take a shit in the morning it smells. The difference of you and me is none. So where you get your arrogance from is beyond me, but anyone who's a decent individual would most likely not be able to stand you because you think you're special. Basically what am trying to say is you suck cock. You have to suck cock. So fuck you! I'd destroy you. You don't even want to know what would happen to your cunt ass after I got done with you.
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May 23rd, 2012, 04:47 PM
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leVel
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Decatur, IL
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Fuckin' a dude, worst that could happen is she isn't interested. At least you tried. Quit being a pussy.
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Originally Posted by Onder
D_T is okay because he wants to give me money that he won in street fights on cocaine which is somewhat cool but what the hell.
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May 23rd, 2012, 09:04 PM
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Il Greeco
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 58
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Quote:
Originally Posted by damnromulans
BE BRAVE SAY SOMETHING
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Quote:
Originally Posted by divine_torture
Fuckin' a dude, worst that could happen is she isn't interested. At least you tried. Quit being a pussy.
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She was with a bunch of loud nerdy friends, so that would've been impossible. Whelp, we had a full semester in the same class. If she was interested, she would've (might've) done something. Ah, well. 
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May 24th, 2012, 06:36 AM
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niggadela
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Beirut
Posts: 4,451
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You should've done something and not her. Guys always make the first move.
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May 24th, 2012, 12:10 PM
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Wiener Blut
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Under the Everflow
Posts: 7,311
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Yeah. It sucks if you're a scaredy cat. I would know.
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May 24th, 2012, 12:20 PM
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A Watchful Eye & Wisdom
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Babylon, A.D.
Posts: 12,564
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Fucking VA. Fuck.
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The truth devised
The future secured
The enemy designed
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May 24th, 2012, 12:39 PM
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Prince of Comerica Park
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: "Her first baby came out sideways, she didn't scream or nothin..."
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Originally Posted by Overwatch
Fucking VA. Fuck.
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May 24th, 2012, 03:16 PM
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A Watchful Eye & Wisdom
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Babylon, A.D.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Der Morgenstern
Ours is just as fucked.
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I'm sure this is merely the first of many such exclamations on my end. My empathy for yours.
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May 26th, 2012, 10:34 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 5,128
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The Whining And Bitching Thread
the girl i'm with now is really bad in bed
she's totally vanilla and doesn't even move, it's like fucking a fresh corpse
if i wanted that i'd just buy this
www.realdoll.com
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May 26th, 2012, 07:30 PM
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Make Money, Fuck Bitches
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Against The Wind
Posts: 11,821
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The hairline on my forehead got really burnt yesterday at the track. It stings.
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May 27th, 2012, 02:43 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by monoxide_child
the girl i'm with now is really bad in bed
she's totally vanilla and doesn't even move, it's like fucking a fresh corpse
if i wanted that i'd just buy this
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i don't have to deal with this^^^ girl anymore because my phone just got stolen and i can't replace it till payday
in addition to being bad in bed she was also annoying always whining about food
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May 27th, 2012, 02:49 PM
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Vih-mah-nuh or विमान
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 11,190
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I need to change my availability at my job. I'm just kinda scared my boss will bitch at me for it. But seriously, fuck my shitty, sporadic schedule.
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May 27th, 2012, 04:17 PM
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#10248 (permalink)
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 5,128
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Vimana
I need to change my availability at my job. I'm just kinda scared my boss will bitch at me for it. But seriously, fuck my shitty, sporadic schedule.
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why don't you work the same hours every week like 90% of employed people???
not trying to be a smart ass, but couldn't you just ask your boss to give you a same-hours-every-week schedule?
even if its not the same hours every day
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May 27th, 2012, 09:22 PM
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Vih-mah-nuh or विमान
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 11,190
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I did months ago, and she can't guarantee it. If I get this other job I'm applying for, I'm going to cut my hours at my current job drastically.
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May 28th, 2012, 08:13 AM
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A Watchful Eye & Wisdom
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Babylon, A.D.
Posts: 12,564
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Job advice from the homeless, jobless guy........
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