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Old May 6th, 2012, 08:16 AM   #10226 (permalink)
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You could remind your brother that he'll be forever alone if he's carries on living with his parents beyond his 20s.
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Old May 6th, 2012, 01:34 PM   #10227 (permalink)
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what kind of advice would you give this person?
Start with a little part-time job washing dishes, or something very simple that lots of restaurants could use a guy doing for a day or two a week. Gradually try to get more hours, and then eventually ask to be trained to be a waiter.
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Old May 6th, 2012, 02:25 PM   #10228 (permalink)
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he'll be forever alone if he's carries on living with his parents beyond his 20s.
unless he just announces to the world that he has no source of income and ends up being one of those unemployed married men that lives off of his wife's money
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Old May 7th, 2012, 08:52 AM   #10229 (permalink)
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I got a pay rise and my boss is going to second me out to a bigger company, more incentive to stay in this company. I'm a capitalist dog and a slave to the machine. Yeah, I'm fucking awesome.

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Old May 7th, 2012, 09:43 AM   #10230 (permalink)
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Last friday was my buddy's birthday so I threw together a party in my dorm. Needless to say, we all got shitfaced, especially me as I blacked out the last part of the night. It wasn't until today that I found out what happened from someone who saw the whole thing from his window. Apparently I was "fine" when the last guest left, but around 4am I passed out on the table with extremely loud music blasting through the speakers. The security guard patrolling had to unlock my door and turn off the music and then he threw me into my bed and left . I really need to stop getting this drunk all the time.

What's worse than the shame has got to be cleaning this shit up. Nutshells, broken glass, and half a litre of sticky booze (from botched Portuguese shots) cover my entire floor and the mop or vacuum cleaner haven't been available for 3 days now :/. It's getting annoying to walk around with shoes the whole time.
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Old May 23rd, 2012, 12:38 AM   #10231 (permalink)
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if by "gunplay" you mean huge-boobed-transexuals having fully hard dicks, then that looks like a porn movie i just watched
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Old May 23rd, 2012, 02:20 AM   #10232 (permalink)
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lol. I get bitten by my cat everyday.
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Old May 23rd, 2012, 02:50 AM   #10233 (permalink)
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Pandora just showed me two bands that click with me pretty well, but I wanna save more money and not buy music, but I don't want to pirate.
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Old May 23rd, 2012, 02:53 AM   #10234 (permalink)
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I'm hungry, but if I want to eat I need to make rice, which means washing the dishes, and it's 4 am and I want to sleep. Curse my laziness. I miss living with my parents at times like this...I could have just walked into the kitchen and there would have been food.
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Old May 23rd, 2012, 12:31 PM   #10235 (permalink)
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Pandora just showed me two bands that click with me pretty well, but I wanna save more money and not buy music, but I don't want to pirate.
Add their albums to a playlist on Youtube and just listen to them through that.

Well, there's a female that I like sitting behind me in our school's cafeteria buuuuut it's kinda awkward what the deal is between us due to a lack of knowledge of what she thinks of me, so I'm just sitting here being iserable. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO todays is the last day of school until my summer classes and I don't even know if she's graduating or not. NOOOOOOOO
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Old May 23rd, 2012, 03:24 PM   #10236 (permalink)
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Old May 23rd, 2012, 04:47 PM   #10237 (permalink)
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Fuckin' a dude, worst that could happen is she isn't interested. At least you tried. Quit being a pussy.
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Old May 23rd, 2012, 09:04 PM   #10238 (permalink)
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Fuckin' a dude, worst that could happen is she isn't interested. At least you tried. Quit being a pussy.

She was with a bunch of loud nerdy friends, so that would've been impossible. Whelp, we had a full semester in the same class. If she was interested, she would've (might've) done something. Ah, well.
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Old May 24th, 2012, 06:36 AM   #10239 (permalink)
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You should've done something and not her. Guys always make the first move.
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Old May 24th, 2012, 12:10 PM   #10240 (permalink)
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Yeah. It sucks if you're a scaredy cat. I would know.
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Old May 24th, 2012, 12:20 PM   #10241 (permalink)
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Fucking VA. Fuck.
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Old May 24th, 2012, 12:39 PM   #10242 (permalink)
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Fucking VA. Fuck.
Ours is just as fucked.
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Old May 24th, 2012, 03:16 PM   #10243 (permalink)
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Ours is just as fucked.
I'm sure this is merely the first of many such exclamations on my end. My empathy for yours.
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Old May 26th, 2012, 10:34 AM   #10244 (permalink)
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The Whining And Bitching Thread

the girl i'm with now is really bad in bed
she's totally vanilla and doesn't even move, it's like fucking a fresh corpse
if i wanted that i'd just buy this
www.realdoll.com
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Old May 26th, 2012, 07:30 PM   #10245 (permalink)
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Old May 27th, 2012, 02:43 PM   #10246 (permalink)
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the girl i'm with now is really bad in bed
she's totally vanilla and doesn't even move, it's like fucking a fresh corpse
if i wanted that i'd just buy this
www.realdoll.com
i don't have to deal with this^^^ girl anymore because my phone just got stolen and i can't replace it till payday
in addition to being bad in bed she was also annoying always whining about food
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Old May 27th, 2012, 02:49 PM   #10247 (permalink)
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I need to change my availability at my job. I'm just kinda scared my boss will bitch at me for it. But seriously, fuck my shitty, sporadic schedule.
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Old May 27th, 2012, 04:17 PM   #10248 (permalink)
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I need to change my availability at my job. I'm just kinda scared my boss will bitch at me for it. But seriously, fuck my shitty, sporadic schedule.
why don't you work the same hours every week like 90% of employed people???

not trying to be a smart ass, but couldn't you just ask your boss to give you a same-hours-every-week schedule?

even if its not the same hours every day
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Old May 27th, 2012, 09:22 PM   #10249 (permalink)
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I did months ago, and she can't guarantee it. If I get this other job I'm applying for, I'm going to cut my hours at my current job drastically.
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Old May 28th, 2012, 08:13 AM   #10250 (permalink)
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Job advice from the homeless, jobless guy........
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