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July 7th, 2008, 02:43 PM
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GO GO POWER METAL
Join Date: Nov 2007
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yeah
all you need are some intro credits that shake about a lot, some REALLY dodgy old technoish music/ supermarket Muzak speeded up to fuck and a scene involving a carphone and a dog.
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July 7th, 2008, 03:06 PM
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Ohmygod IT'S A JOHNNY!
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Wales (Not Welsh)
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He isn't my teacher, but a visiting professor of astrophysics who I always talked about science with. He always told me I had a brilliant mind for physics but now I'm pretty sure that was a lie.  |
It's probably true.
Just a lie from him so he could get your humps, your humps, your lovely lady lumps.
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Get that shit done man.
"Cock Physics".
I'll make millions.
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Last edited by Joe Forth and Die : July 7th, 2008 at 03:08 PM.
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July 7th, 2008, 03:20 PM
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delicious
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Seattle
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I hope you guys know that I'm not willing to star in this little film project you're planning.
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July 7th, 2008, 03:22 PM
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OMG A MUTANTLLAMA!
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Belfast, Maine
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Meh, about my ear situation, I'm just gonna get eardrops. If that doesn't work, I'm gonna try these candles at the Belfast Co-op. You put them in your ear, and it heats up the wax and shit in your ear.
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There are definitely some breeds of dog that more intelligent than some of the posters here. That's for sure.  |
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If you can outrun a bullet, you should apply for the Olympics
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take one for the team; get her pregnant so we can all get back on topic.
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It would be better if they kicked a ball back and fourth for nine hours and then after a while said ball rolled into a huge fucking net.
edit: Then the game would end 1-0 and a bunch of Europeans would shoot flares at each other.
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July 7th, 2008, 03:23 PM
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Ohmygod IT'S A JOHNNY!
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Wales (Not Welsh)
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Nae worries.
We just need a bird with big tits, and a willingness to suck anything put infront of her.
I didn't expect you to consent.
Coincidentally that's what Dave says after sex.
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Meh, about my ear situation, I'm just gonna get eardrops. If that doesn't work, I'm gonna try these candles at the Belfast Co-op. You put them in your ear, and it heats up the wax and shit in your ear.
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Because if palm suction cups, banging, prodding, and picking hasn't done it, the only solution is FIRE.
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July 7th, 2008, 03:31 PM
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Iron Chef of pounding vag
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Midlothian, IL
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Originally Posted by Joe Forth and Die
Could've been worse.
Could've:
A) Locked the door
B) You could've said "What are you doing?"
And he coulda been like
"I don't know about raising you grades, but you certainly make something rise" And nod towards his crotch.
From then on it would've turned into a badly acted, slightly creepy, porno.
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Amazingly I'm able to appreciate that Seinfeld is awesome and that Belligerent's car is bitchin without my head exploding.
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July 7th, 2008, 04:27 PM
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delicious
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Seattle
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MY IPOD WON'T CONNECT TO MY COMPUTER
arg.
I need to put new music on there, dammit.
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July 7th, 2008, 04:35 PM
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Iron Chef of pounding vag
Join Date: Mar 2006
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^  Termination = Liberation
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Originally Posted by Satanstoenail
Amazingly I'm able to appreciate that Seinfeld is awesome and that Belligerent's car is bitchin without my head exploding.
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July 7th, 2008, 04:36 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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My fucking Diablo II disk is gone. I hate it when people clean up and put my shit somewhere else and don't even remember where they fucking put it.
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July 7th, 2008, 07:27 PM
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OMG A MUTANTLLAMA!
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Belfast, Maine
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You need to use a disk to play Diablo II. I'm surprised they didn't do what they did with WC3 and made it so you don't need it to play anymore.
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