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Old May 11th, 2008, 09:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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You know, I just found a perfect Darwin award candidate

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My fucking god if you are as ugly as you are stupid then I think you should call Guinness, because we've got a record on our hands.

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Old May 11th, 2008, 10:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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yeah, ive seen that. fuckin stupid!
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Old May 11th, 2008, 10:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Well done.
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Old May 11th, 2008, 12:57 PM   #4 (permalink)
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What the fuck?
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Old May 11th, 2008, 01:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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It's been posted (or at least linked to) before, but that's ok because it's literally the most awesome thing ever.
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Old May 11th, 2008, 01:31 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I guess it's a good thing that he can no longer reproduce
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Old May 11th, 2008, 02:17 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old May 11th, 2008, 03:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old May 11th, 2008, 03:20 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That's how you give your dick a jump-start.

He was probably really drunk and couldn't perform. That would explain why he thought it was a good idea.
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Old May 11th, 2008, 03:34 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I've been looking for that kind of image.
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Old May 11th, 2008, 03:35 PM   #11 (permalink)
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