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June 28th, 2010, 10:46 PM
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Tyrants and Slaves
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Even classmates...wait until the end of the semester.
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Been there, done that. Not fun.
Then again I never really got over her until one day she said "hey, I think you and that other girl would be cute together." It worked.
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I haz a female.
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June 28th, 2010, 10:58 PM
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Stack of fuck shit
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If Eligos sees this thread his head may explode.
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June 28th, 2010, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by krampus
I wouldn't say females love the guys who DON'T GIVE A SHIT, but like I said earlier it's best not to appear too eager. A lot of chicks are really turned off by a man who treats her like a princess.
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Yep. There's definite a tendency to "princess" for me. Though at least it's in a pro-active manner. Nothing is more pathetic than the relationships where you have that bitchy loud woman treating the guy like a doormat and he just takes it. If it has to be one of the two I'll take chauvinism over psycho fem-nazis any day of the week.
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June 28th, 2010, 11:22 PM
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Klingons do not faint
Join Date: Feb 2010
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Originally Posted by Draele
Yep. There's definite a tendency to "princess" for me. Though at least it's in a pro-active manner. Nothing is more pathetic than the relationships where you have that bitchy loud woman treating the guy like a doormat and he just takes it. If it has to be one of the two I'll take chauvinism over psycho fem-nazis any day of the week.
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man so many relationships I've seen fall grossly to either extreme. I'm not sure you're using "psycho fem-nazi" in the right context though.
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You're just some weird looking asian chick...And when you take a shit in the morning it smells. The difference of you and me is none. So where you get your arrogance from is beyond me, but anyone who's a decent individual would most likely not be able to stand you because you think you're special. Basically what am trying to say is you suck cock. You have to suck cock. So fuck you! I'd destroy you. You don't even want to know what would happen to your cunt ass after I got done with you.
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June 29th, 2010, 12:03 AM
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I <3 Finnish Death Metal
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Peoria, Illinois
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I work with the hottest fucking bitches in town. One of these days I'm hoping they will feel sorry for me and fuck me on the job.
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June 29th, 2010, 12:15 AM
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Klingons do not faint
Join Date: Feb 2010
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Are you a cook at a strip club?
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You're just some weird looking asian chick...And when you take a shit in the morning it smells. The difference of you and me is none. So where you get your arrogance from is beyond me, but anyone who's a decent individual would most likely not be able to stand you because you think you're special. Basically what am trying to say is you suck cock. You have to suck cock. So fuck you! I'd destroy you. You don't even want to know what would happen to your cunt ass after I got done with you.
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June 29th, 2010, 03:25 AM
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I <3 Finnish Death Metal
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Peoria, Illinois
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Nope, I work with a bunch of tight ass high school girls at a local family-owned grocery store. It's awesome.
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June 29th, 2010, 05:14 AM
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Orphaned Brother
Join Date: Apr 2008
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Fact: Peoria has 2 girls.
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June 29th, 2010, 05:54 AM
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If Eligos sees this thread his head may explode.
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Hahahaha. Where the hell is he, anyway?
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June 29th, 2010, 06:15 AM
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A Watchful Eye & Wisdom
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Originally Posted by Saparmurat_Niyazov
Blah blah blah I'm having sex again.
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Congrats.
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June 29th, 2010, 08:26 AM
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Senior Member
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Hello everyone. I'm doing very well here in Spain. I've been here a couple days. And  at the bets over me potentially losing my V Card. It's been a grear trip. My flights were very good, because of the people I sat beside, especially my 2nd one.  Yes, I met a lovely older Asian American woman on the airplane to Madrid who happened to sit beside me. I've also met some Brazillian women here in Spain. I'm just having fun with more social opportunities and improving my Spanish skills while embracing a new culture. I'll talk about it more in the Social Thread.
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June 29th, 2010, 10:36 AM
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Anoint My Phallus
Join Date: Sep 2007
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Originally Posted by Ananth
Copied from the Whining thread -
I'm leaving the country for x years, not too long from now. And I'm not particularly interested in a fling.
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Aww, dude, I actually know exactly how you feel because I was in this exact situation one month ago...except for us the distance was ultimately something we could deal with, but we didn't sind...India to the US is crazy. That really, really sucks. All I can say is good luck dealing with it and I hope you find a short distance lady-friend in the US. College should be full of smart white chicks.
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Originally Posted by Dodens Grav
Anybody who doesn't realize that Manowar is the ultimate pinnacle of heterosexuality has a fundamental misunderstanding of manhood, and possibly of metal as well.
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Interchangeability of thought occurs through the experience of listening thus formulating a change of discern.
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A proud participant in the Tom Brady Ignore-A-Thon.
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June 29th, 2010, 11:24 AM
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Winter is Coming
Join Date: Jan 2008
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Yeah sure, why not.
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Dude, not cool. Women are people; not possessions that cook for you, clean, and reflect your social status.
You should sell her right away.
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June 29th, 2010, 11:45 AM
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Senior Member
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 @ Dakryn's edit.
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June 29th, 2010, 12:30 PM
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Orphaned Brother
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Originally Posted by WeAreInFlames
Aww, dude, I actually know exactly how you feel because I was in this exact situation one month ago...except for us the distance was ultimately something we could deal with, but we didn't sind...India to the US is crazy. That really, really sucks. All I can say is good luck dealing with it and I hope you find a short distance lady-friend in the US. College should be full of smart white chicks.
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Thanks for the empathy Broe. We discussed the possibility of "letting things run it's course" for the next two months. But I'm pretty sure I don't want to carry unnecessary baggage. Maybe I shouldn't let the phyiscal attraction component hurt our close friend dynamics. I barely noticed her when I was in school. Just after I graduated, we started talking and then hit it off really well. [/ rare females-related rant]
From the recon that I've done with my friend as well as future roommate, Drexel apparently has a nice, good-looking females around.
Though I've majorly cut down on whatever little alcohol I used to consume, one perk that I'm going to miss thanks to leaving India will be that I no longer can enter wherever I want without being ID-ed. What I've lost, you've gained. Try finding "Old Monk" rum and drink it in my glory. It'll be one of the best things that've happened to you.
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June 29th, 2010, 12:40 PM
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Anoint My Phallus
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Thanks for the empathy Broe. We discussed the possibility of "letting things run it's course" for the next two months. But I'm pretty sure I don't want to carry unnecessary baggage. Maybe I shouldn't let the phyiscal attraction component hurt our close friend dynamics. I barely noticed her when I was in school. Just after I graduated, we started talking and then hit it off really well. [/ rare females-related rant]
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It's a question of whether you're gonna wish you'd hit that for a long time afterward; from what it sounds like, you wouldn't be able to easily let go, so probably best that you stayed away. Also, you're gonna be living in college dorms, so procuring alcohol is going to be incredibly difficult. Prepare for four long, dry years, my friend.
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That... isnt what I'd call ideal, especially for the guys on this board that are still virgins.
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True, but I would strongly recommend having a few before the first time. The results of attempting sex while sober, tense, and virginal can be...disappointing.
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Originally Posted by Dodens Grav
Anybody who doesn't realize that Manowar is the ultimate pinnacle of heterosexuality has a fundamental misunderstanding of manhood, and possibly of metal as well.
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Originally Posted by JGMetalhead
Interchangeability of thought occurs through the experience of listening thus formulating a change of discern.
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A proud participant in the Tom Brady Ignore-A-Thon.
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June 29th, 2010, 12:51 PM
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Yeah, the first time always is crappy, even if under the influence
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June 29th, 2010, 01:07 PM
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Orphaned Brother
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Originally Posted by WeAreInFlames
It's a question of whether you're gonna wish you'd hit that for a long time afterward; from what it sounds like, you wouldn't be able to easily let go, so probably best that you stayed away. Also, you're gonna be living in college dorms, so procuring alcohol is going to be incredibly difficult. Prepare for four long, dry years, my friend.
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I'll be living in the dorm only for year 1. And I shall be 21 after 2 1/2 years of college  My future roommie is a cool guy who understands my predicament. Moreover, he lives not too far away. We could always drink at his place.
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Originally Posted by WeAreInFlames
True, but I would strongly recommend having a few before the first time. The results of attempting sex while sober, tense, and virginal can be...disappointing.
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Drink, dude, is a great provoker. First of all,
Lechery. It provokes and unprovokes. It provokes the desire but takes away the performance.
Ermm.. Quick, you mean.
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June 29th, 2010, 01:33 PM
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Anoint My Phallus
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I was joking, bro, there's gonna be shitloads of alcohol floating around.
And it depends on whether we're talking drunk or just buzzed.
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Originally Posted by Dodens Grav
Anybody who doesn't realize that Manowar is the ultimate pinnacle of heterosexuality has a fundamental misunderstanding of manhood, and possibly of metal as well.
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Originally Posted by JGMetalhead
Interchangeability of thought occurs through the experience of listening thus formulating a change of discern.
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A proud participant in the Tom Brady Ignore-A-Thon.
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June 29th, 2010, 01:35 PM
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A Watchful Eye & Wisdom
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Buzzed = good, drunk = bad
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June 29th, 2010, 02:22 PM
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Orphaned Brother
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Buzzed. I've been drinking since the past two years, so I know how much to consume to have fun without turning into a dick. WAIF, You're an oversized bitch for the dick-pulling.
Wait, wat.
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June 29th, 2010, 02:28 PM
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Senior Member
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I'll have relations with a female when Hell freezes over. Oh well.
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No fucking kidding man. lol
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June 29th, 2010, 02:54 PM
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Anoint My Phallus
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Buzzed was what I meant, and I have no idea what you're talking about, Ananth...in general, buzzed is awesome and drunk sucks.
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Originally Posted by Dodens Grav
Anybody who doesn't realize that Manowar is the ultimate pinnacle of heterosexuality has a fundamental misunderstanding of manhood, and possibly of metal as well.
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Originally Posted by JGMetalhead
Interchangeability of thought occurs through the experience of listening thus formulating a change of discern.
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A proud participant in the Tom Brady Ignore-A-Thon.
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June 29th, 2010, 03:27 PM
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Orphaned Brother
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Philadelphia
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^ Thanks to this darned WC I haven't been sleeping much. So I might've said something that only made sense/was funny in my head.
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June 29th, 2010, 04:24 PM
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Winter is Coming
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Buzzed = good, drunk = bad
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Drunk = I fall asleep during.
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