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Old March 18th, 2012, 04:22 PM   #8676 (permalink)
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I gave a girl an organism once for her birthday. She was very happy with it.
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Old March 18th, 2012, 04:53 PM   #8677 (permalink)
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Haha! I had the same problem a few years back. Literally every part of your post reminds me of myself then. AND we share a birthday. AND we're both awesome. Hello other-self.
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Thanks for the words, mangs/mangettes. I'm especially going to read up on organisms and their relation to my conundrum.
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Old March 18th, 2012, 06:32 PM   #8678 (permalink)
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Old March 18th, 2012, 07:51 PM   #8679 (permalink)
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I didn't get laid in Austin, I was a little disappointed with that. But partying down there was crazy to say the least.

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Old March 18th, 2012, 08:08 PM   #8680 (permalink)
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Old March 19th, 2012, 12:57 AM   #8681 (permalink)
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So stop being a faggot and do the deed.
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Old March 19th, 2012, 04:22 AM   #8682 (permalink)
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New administration chick who is also an HSE scientist in my office. She's hot. MUST.... RESIST...
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Old March 19th, 2012, 09:29 AM   #8683 (permalink)
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Hahaha. Yeah PhlegethonVeins is right, I'd rather take my chances with abortions and morning after pills than compromise my libido and gain a bunch of weight and feel like shit all the time. It's not worth it to me.

Most dudes I know hate condoms, it's like fucking a plastic bag.
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Old March 20th, 2012, 01:41 PM   #8684 (permalink)
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Old March 20th, 2012, 04:03 PM   #8685 (permalink)
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Condoms are fine. The problem is that not-condoms are a thousand times better.
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Old March 20th, 2012, 09:38 PM   #8686 (permalink)
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My girlfriend is on birth control but she insists I wear a condom. I don't argue against it because I've never had much problem with the things. Sure it doesn't feel quite as good but it helps me last longer.
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Old March 20th, 2012, 09:47 PM   #8687 (permalink)
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My girlfriend hates condoms as much if not more than I do. Once you go in without its hard to revert back.
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Old March 20th, 2012, 11:15 PM   #8688 (permalink)
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I put something retarded on my OKC profile when I was baked yesterday and I got two emails that people rated me 4/5 stars or something. Weird.

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Old March 21st, 2012, 12:09 AM   #8689 (permalink)
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Get the ultra-thin condoms. They're so much better.
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Old March 21st, 2012, 12:33 AM   #8690 (permalink)
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Yeah, I've lost interest with that girl I met up with from OKC. I'll still text her and keep her as a friend, but I don't care enough to try and have a relationship with someone who lives so far away. Meh. Whatever.
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Old March 21st, 2012, 12:38 AM   #8691 (permalink)
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Did she mention the whole parents thing at all?
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Old March 21st, 2012, 12:43 AM   #8692 (permalink)
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No, that was not an issue at all.
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Old March 21st, 2012, 01:23 AM   #8693 (permalink)
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^Why don't you just go to a bar (or bar hoping) alone or not and just meet women in that medium? Why bother with someone so far away unless it's a one night stand.
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Old March 21st, 2012, 01:42 AM   #8694 (permalink)
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You made such a wonderful Freudian typo with "bar hoping".
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Old March 21st, 2012, 02:29 AM   #8695 (permalink)
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My girlfriend is on birth control but she insists I wear a condom. I don't argue against it because I've never had much problem with the things. Sure it doesn't feel quite as good but it helps me last longer.
What?!?!

Why are women so fucking crazy like that? I have a buddy whose WIFE still makes him wear condoms and she's on the pill. And she also REFUSES to give him head. Fuck a bunch of that.
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Old March 21st, 2012, 03:54 AM   #8696 (permalink)
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Seeing a girl. She doesn't have facebook or anything so it's kind of annoying. I keep feeling like I should text her but I think she's treating me mean to keep me keen, so I don't want to seem like a little excited boy who wants a cuddle.
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Old March 21st, 2012, 04:26 AM   #8697 (permalink)
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What?!?!

Why are women so fucking crazy like that? I have a buddy whose WIFE still makes him wear condoms and she's on the pill. And she also REFUSES to give him head. Fuck a bunch of that.
Dude, yeah.
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Old March 21st, 2012, 08:16 AM   #8698 (permalink)
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Why are women so fucking crazy like that? I have a buddy whose WIFE still makes him wear condoms and she's on the pill. And she also REFUSES to give him head. Fuck a bunch of that.
What a bitch.
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Old March 21st, 2012, 01:37 PM   #8699 (permalink)
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^Why don't you just go to a bar (or bar hoping) alone or not and just meet women in that medium? Why bother with someone so far away unless it's a one night stand.
Because he wants to be friends with women and stuff.
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Old March 21st, 2012, 05:17 PM   #8700 (permalink)
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^Why don't you just go to a bar (or bar hoping) alone or not and just meet women in that medium? Why bother with someone so far away unless it's a one night stand.
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