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Old June 6th, 2012, 07:34 PM   #9276 (permalink)
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Well I'm all single and it's pretty shitty but I'm going back to hell soon so whatever. I'm really not looking forward to it. English women are annoying. I made love to the hottest girl I've ever done so with though. I'm pretty much proud of myself. She was a sweety.


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Old June 6th, 2012, 07:39 PM   #9277 (permalink)
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Old June 6th, 2012, 08:40 PM   #9278 (permalink)
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Old June 7th, 2012, 12:42 AM   #9279 (permalink)
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Old June 7th, 2012, 02:25 AM   #9280 (permalink)
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Old June 7th, 2012, 03:12 AM   #9281 (permalink)
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Old June 7th, 2012, 10:46 AM   #9282 (permalink)
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As fucking shallow as it sounds I'm getting pretty bummed with attempting to meet someone. I'll have an awesome amount in common with her and I try to think "looks aren't everything, see them for their personality" but I just can't do it. And they aren't unattractive by even modern society's often tough standards. I'm a very particular SOB and am constantly critical of everything I encounter. You can afford to be that way in some areas of your life- buying a new car, make sure everything meets your standards, cross things off your list, but you can be that way with people. I wish I could be like most of society and be either lacking of standards or at least mentally capable of settling for less. It would make life in general a hell of a lot easier.
Have fun dying alone, it's an uphill battle to find a woman that looks exactly the way you want who also has every personality trait you want who is (A) single and (B) interested in you. Your best bet is to go overseas and use your American citizenship to woo green card hunters.
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Old June 7th, 2012, 11:06 AM   #9283 (permalink)
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Re: Males and Females

I've stopped caring about finding a chick.
I figure it will never happen, so why fret about it. Whatever
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Old June 7th, 2012, 11:09 AM   #9284 (permalink)
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Krig, you need to try online dating. Like an actual legit site. I was in the same spot you were in mentally a few years ago and I met some pretty interesting and attractive women on OKC and a few other sites. I thought it was pretty pathetic at first, but it really worked well for me. Anyways, just a thought.
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Old June 7th, 2012, 11:16 AM   #9285 (permalink)
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I cant bring myself to do that stuff. I feel like such a loser doing it
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Old June 7th, 2012, 11:23 AM   #9286 (permalink)
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Krig I met that chick online.
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Old June 7th, 2012, 11:48 AM   #9287 (permalink)
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I cant bring myself to do that stuff. I feel like such a loser doing it
Have fun being alone for the rest of your life then. I bet not feeling like a loser right now is going to be totally worth it.
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Old June 7th, 2012, 11:51 AM   #9288 (permalink)
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And move out of Springfield too. Knock out two problems (band and girl) with one stone.
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Old June 7th, 2012, 11:54 AM   #9289 (permalink)
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I've stopped caring about finding a chick.
I figure it will never happen, so why fret about it. Whatever
From what I've observed you put a huge investment into improving yourself, getting into shape and pursuing some very healthy and creative hobbies. You should have no problem taking that next step and putting yourself out there. Make a return on that investment.
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Old June 7th, 2012, 01:53 PM   #9290 (permalink)
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Yeah man. You still have the self esteem of a fat dude. What's that about?

Small town living can = upsettingly terrible dating options. Online dating is totally fine/mainstream these days, too. Most people I know - attractive people who are interesting and not insane - have used it!
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Old June 7th, 2012, 03:25 PM   #9291 (permalink)
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I've stopped caring about finding a chick.
I figure it will never happen, so why fret about it. Whatever
Krig you could actually get with a nice girl though. I'm a train wreck of a guy and I've managed it a good few times now.
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Old June 7th, 2012, 05:02 PM   #9292 (permalink)
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Krig you could actually get with a nice girl though. I'm a train wreck of a guy and I've managed it a good few times now.
Really think about that statement.
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Old June 7th, 2012, 05:04 PM   #9293 (permalink)
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Old June 7th, 2012, 06:02 PM   #9294 (permalink)
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I don't get it. He posts shit like that about once a month, gets advice on what to do, and then dismisses all of it and we'll get to see another post from him about not having a girlfriend, or chances with women, in another month.

Either fucking do something or just shut up about it. Online dating isn't pathetic. It works for people, a lot of people who are currently having great relationships and sex, something you're not having. Yea, they must really feel like losers.
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Old June 7th, 2012, 07:11 PM   #9295 (permalink)
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eh, I have a long ways to go before I look like im close to being in shape.

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Old June 7th, 2012, 07:21 PM   #9296 (permalink)
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Don't shut up about it. I was just irritated. You're a good looking dude and you worked hard to get where you're at. You have a lot to offer someone. Just don't fucking give up on it.
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Old June 7th, 2012, 07:36 PM   #9297 (permalink)
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Either fucking do something or just shut up about it. Online dating isn't pathetic. It works for people, a lot of people who are currently having great relationships and sex, something you're not having. Yea, they must really feel like losers.
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Old June 7th, 2012, 08:59 PM   #9298 (permalink)
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I was skeptical about online dating too, but I found my current girlfriend on okcupid, and we've been together now over a year. I like it a hell of a lot better than trying to pick up chicks at a bar or something. You get to see right away what their personalities are like, and there's no pressure.
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Old June 8th, 2012, 01:28 AM   #9299 (permalink)
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The alternative to online dating and trying to pick up chicks in bars is throwing your standards out the window. There's plenty of solid 2/10's looking for a man.
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Old June 8th, 2012, 01:59 AM   #9300 (permalink)
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