Males and Females - Page 372

monoxide_child · May 30th, 2012, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Emptier

I literally can't fathom how many times your daddy banged your head against the headboard in his late night visits....

i still think Amber Priddy and Natalie Addams are sexy

my perfect woman would be Capri Anderson's face, Amber Priddy's body, and Natalie Addams' clothes/hair

PhlegethonVeins · May 30th, 2012, 12:42 PM

There is a difference between a fine ass and one that will leave your thighs bruised after her riding you.

SentinelSlain · May 30th, 2012, 01:15 PM

I'm too insecure about my appearance to feel ok about women. It's kind of dumb because I think I am more or less good looking but I don't think women go for men like me any more. Slags. I know this is whining and wont go down well, but it is the males and females thread.

monoxide_child · May 30th, 2012, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by PhlegethonVeins

There is a difference between a fine ass and one that will leave your thighs bruised after her riding you.

1st
i really don't freaking care how femininely wide the bones in the hips are
bullet-proof-buns-of-steel on a female is really freaking creepy and slightly masculine

2nd
when you're blind-folded durring sex, you have certain expectations/preferences for what your partner's body is going to feel like and i like it when a girl's ass is as squishy as a pair of naturally occuring huge boobs

3rd
when a girl is walking/running/jogging, i like being behind her and looking at butt-cheeks that "jiggle like jello when she walks"

SentinelSlain · May 30th, 2012, 01:24 PM

mommy

monoxide_child · May 30th, 2012, 02:57 PM

SentinelSlain · May 31st, 2012, 03:24 PM

Right, this girl I'm "seeing" keeps putting off dates but then says she does like me and wants to see me whenever I try and get her to just be honest about what she wants. She's totally gorgeous and the sweetest woman I've ever met. I don't know what to do, it's driving me up the wall. To be fair, it has only been two weeks and she's supposedly busy with deadlines at work and some night school or something.

I hope she's not just playing with me. Why do women have to be so cruel. I'm not at the highest point in my life, I can do without people poking me with a stick. She's the one who came after me initially, if that means anything. I don't know what to do.

Onder · May 31st, 2012, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SentinelSlain

Right, this girl I'm "seeing" keeps putting off dates but then says she does like me and wants to see me whenever I try and get her to just be honest about what she wants. She's totally gorgeous and the sweetest woman I've ever met. I don't know what to do, it's driving me up the wall. To be fair, it has only been two weeks and she's supposedly busy with deadlines at work and some night school or something.

I hope she's not just playing with me. Why do women have to be so cruel. I'm not at the highest point in my life, I can do without people poking me with a stick. She's the one who came after me initially, if that means anything. I don't know what to do.

Beer tommorow possible in a pub. Let's meet at 8PM in Konvikt?

SentinelSlain · May 31st, 2012, 04:08 PM

Yeah sure.

monoxide_child · May 31st, 2012, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by PhlegethonVeins

There is a difference between a fine ass and one that will leave your thighs bruised after her riding you.

i don't mean morbidly obese women, and buns-of-steel will bruise pretty bad if she's slamming against you too hard

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Originally Posted by monoxide_child

i still think Amber Priddy and Natalie Addams are sexy

my perfect woman would be Capri Anderson's face, Amber Priddy's body, and Natalie Addams' clothes/hair

i still stand by this^^^ post
use google-image-search if you don't know what these women look like

Draele · June 2nd, 2012, 03:58 AM

As fucking shallow as it sounds I'm getting pretty bummed with attempting to meet someone. I'll have an awesome amount in common with her and I try to think "looks aren't everything, see them for their personality" but I just can't do it. And they aren't unattractive by even modern society's often tough standards. I'm a very particular SOB and am constantly critical of everything I encounter. You can afford to be that way in some areas of your life- buying a new car, make sure everything meets your standards, cross things off your list, but you can be that way with people. I wish I could be like most of society and be either lacking of standards or at least mentally capable of settling for less. It would make life in general a hell of a lot easier.

Mathiäs · June 6th, 2012, 06:06 PM

Soo after cheating on me, the ex wants to get back with together.

Sad thing is that honestly, I want that too. But I just don't think the trust will ever be there again.

SentinelSlain · June 6th, 2012, 07:34 PM

Well I'm all single and it's pretty shitty but I'm going back to hell soon so whatever. I'm really not looking forward to it. English women are annoying. I made love to the hottest girl I've ever done so with though. I'm pretty much proud of myself. She was a sweety.

The Emptier · June 6th, 2012, 07:39 PM

kewl napkin

Zephyrus · June 6th, 2012, 08:40 PM

She is nice. Cheers!

Satanstoenail · June 7th, 2012, 12:42 AM

Master_Yoda77 · June 7th, 2012, 02:25 AM

I'll be masturbating to that, thanks.

zabu of nΩd · June 7th, 2012, 03:12 AM

wow, bangin'

when are you leaving Prague?

damnromulans · June 7th, 2012, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Draele

As fucking shallow as it sounds I'm getting pretty bummed with attempting to meet someone. I'll have an awesome amount in common with her and I try to think "looks aren't everything, see them for their personality" but I just can't do it. And they aren't unattractive by even modern society's often tough standards. I'm a very particular SOB and am constantly critical of everything I encounter. You can afford to be that way in some areas of your life- buying a new car, make sure everything meets your standards, cross things off your list, but you can be that way with people. I wish I could be like most of society and be either lacking of standards or at least mentally capable of settling for less. It would make life in general a hell of a lot easier.

Have fun dying alone, it's an uphill battle to find a woman that looks exactly the way you want who also has every personality trait you want who is (A) single and (B) interested in you. Your best bet is to go overseas and use your American citizenship to woo green card hunters.

Krigloch the Furious · June 7th, 2012, 11:06 AM

I've stopped caring about finding a chick.
I figure it will never happen, so why fret about it. Whatever

Ov Wulf · June 7th, 2012, 11:09 AM

Krig, you need to try online dating. Like an actual legit site. I was in the same spot you were in mentally a few years ago and I met some pretty interesting and attractive women on OKC and a few other sites. I thought it was pretty pathetic at first, but it really worked well for me. Anyways, just a thought.

Krigloch the Furious · June 7th, 2012, 11:16 AM

I cant bring myself to do that stuff. I feel like such a loser doing it

SentinelSlain · June 7th, 2012, 11:23 AM

Krig I met that chick online.

Ov Wulf · June 7th, 2012, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Krigloch the Furious

I cant bring myself to do that stuff. I feel like such a loser doing it

Have fun being alone for the rest of your life then. I bet not feeling like a loser right now is going to be totally worth it.

Srontgorrth · June 7th, 2012, 11:51 AM

And move out of Springfield too. Knock out two problems (band and girl) with one stone.