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September 17th, 2010, 04:28 PM
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Anoint My Phallus
Join Date: Sep 2007
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Had sex twice today.
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Anybody who doesn't realize that Manowar is the ultimate pinnacle of heterosexuality has a fundamental misunderstanding of manhood, and possibly of metal as well.
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Interchangeability of thought occurs through the experience of listening thus formulating a change of discern.
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A proud participant in the Tom Brady Ignore-A-Thon.
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September 17th, 2010, 10:42 PM
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You want some non-sexual bragging? I support a family of 4, sent my wife and children on a week long vacation to Mt. Rushmore and the Black Hills, own 2 cars, go to metal shows, eat fine gourmet food, drink fine wine and liquor, smoke kind bud, and according to the IRS, live under the poverty line. I know executive/professional types who don't have the same luxuries I do.
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September 17th, 2010, 10:44 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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That's awesome man,you win the thread!!
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Tumultuous settling of scores
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September 17th, 2010, 11:03 PM
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Never used to be that way. It takes a while to reap the benefits of being frugal.
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September 18th, 2010, 03:30 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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F.O.S.D.M. (Fuck Off Stoner Doom Metal)
 
last.fm | Record collection
the sacrificial king shall rise from the slaughter
his shorn head will flow once again as a river
so we open our veins, let the blood flow like water
we fill up the cup, and drink to our martyr
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September 18th, 2010, 06:21 AM
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Wiener Blut
Join Date: Nov 2007
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September 18th, 2010, 08:44 PM
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Klingons do not faint
Join Date: Feb 2010
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I don't have my own family, but I'm paying in full to fly my mom to Japan and to entertain her for 2 weeks here. It feels good to give back when you finally have enough money to support yourself and then some.
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You're just some weird looking asian chick...And when you take a shit in the morning it smells. The difference of you and me is none. So where you get your arrogance from is beyond me, but anyone who's a decent individual would most likely not be able to stand you because you think you're special. Basically what am trying to say is you suck cock. You have to suck cock. So fuck you! I'd destroy you. You don't even want to know what would happen to your cunt ass after I got done with you.
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September 19th, 2010, 10:03 AM
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Welcome back my friends
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Never used to be that way. It takes a while to reap the benefits of being frugal.
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Thanfully you have a frugal wife.
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"I’ve had the pleasure of getting to know Rob Halford personally. I met him a couple times, and we’ve talked on the phone and emailed. But it’s been very strange. And he’s a really, really cool guy. But it’s like, every time I meet him, I think, (whispers) “Fuck! He’s... he’s the god of metal!”
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September 19th, 2010, 10:16 AM
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Commander Smooth
Join Date: Sep 2006
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I fuckstomped Rick in fantasy last week
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Ozz. Put on a flannel shirt so you look like a beastly lumberjack, go over there now, break down the door and say "I'm here to fuck you". Boom. Door is back open, and you wiggle it in.
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This line will remain until Corrosion of Conformity (with Pepper) releases another album (4/15/08; amended 12/7/10)
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September 19th, 2010, 11:29 AM
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Winter is Coming
Join Date: Jan 2008
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I fuckstomped Rick in a fantasy last week
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I read this at first, and was confused as to why you were bragging.
But... nice, anyway. 
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Our sacrifice is a knife at the throat of time,
But we shall cut it up some other day.
For what binds us to our grief
Binds the sculptor to his clay.
My Science Fiction blog, Roadside Picnic: http://roadsidepicnictalks.blogspot.com/
Most recent discussion: The Ghost in the Machine: Speculations on Consciousness (a Sequel)
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September 19th, 2010, 04:16 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Yea, man. Week in the middle of fucking nowhere, you fucking baller.
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September 19th, 2010, 07:46 PM
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It's better scenery than Nebraska.
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September 19th, 2010, 07:53 PM
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True. I also need to keep in mind that you give what you can to your family with whatever means you have. My apologies for being a prick.
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September 19th, 2010, 07:59 PM
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Wiener Blut
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u ant shaged anny lkases but I ahve in my nind so fuck joo all
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September 19th, 2010, 10:41 PM
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Are you drunk?
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September 20th, 2010, 09:00 PM
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Commander Smooth
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I read this at first, and was confused as to why you were bragging.
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I see what you did there
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Originally Posted by wandering_taco
Ozz. Put on a flannel shirt so you look like a beastly lumberjack, go over there now, break down the door and say "I'm here to fuck you". Boom. Door is back open, and you wiggle it in.
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September 23rd, 2010, 03:24 PM
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Endemic Vagabond
Join Date: Feb 2004
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This is the stupidest fucking thread I have seen on UM.
I bumped this so you could read my opinion.
Now kindly fuck off.
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September 23rd, 2010, 08:16 PM
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Klingons do not faint
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It can't possibly be more stupid than the second "Song vs Song" thread in GMD
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You're just some weird looking asian chick...And when you take a shit in the morning it smells. The difference of you and me is none. So where you get your arrogance from is beyond me, but anyone who's a decent individual would most likely not be able to stand you because you think you're special. Basically what am trying to say is you suck cock. You have to suck cock. So fuck you! I'd destroy you. You don't even want to know what would happen to your cunt ass after I got done with you.
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September 23rd, 2010, 09:20 PM
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Make Money, Fuck Bitches
Join Date: Mar 2006
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I fuckstomped Rick in fantasy last week
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That's the best you've got huh? So sad...
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September 23rd, 2010, 09:24 PM
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Make Money, Fuck Bitches
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I could brag about my accomplishments in the Marines, but only KD would understand the significance of any of my achievements. Everyone relates to sex.
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Well, I'm interested anyways. Do tell.
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September 24th, 2010, 07:39 AM
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In battle there is no lol
Join Date: Apr 2006
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This is the stupidest fucking thread I have seen on UM.
I bumped this so you could read my opinion.
Now kindly fuck off.
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September 24th, 2010, 07:45 AM
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A Watchful Eye & Wisdom
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Well, I'm interested anyways. Do tell.
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2 years of 281+ PFT scores(up from when I joined I couldn't even pass the IST). Shot a 230 something on the KD course on my last range. Sgt in under four years. Managed to get one NAM (should have been many more imo based off the things I have seen them go for, but you know how NAMs work). Just the obvious MOL stuff without going into little details.
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The truth devised
The future secured
The enemy designed
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September 24th, 2010, 07:51 AM
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The Humble Swede
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I have no idea what that means but it sounds pretty damn good,congrats and i'm not being a smartass,I mean it,any fucking achievements that any one of us make.We should be proud of.
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September 24th, 2010, 09:46 AM
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Make Money, Fuck Bitches
Join Date: Mar 2006
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2 years of 281+ PFT scores(up from when I joined I couldn't even pass the IST). Shot a 230 something on the KD course on my last range. Sgt in under four years. Managed to get one NAM (should have been many more imo based off the things I have seen them go for, but you know how NAMs work). Just the obvious MOL stuff without going into little details.
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Nice. I had two perfect PFT's in a row when I first got out to the fleet. They gave me some stupid star to wear on my PT shirt but then I got lazy and stopped giving a shit and never got another 300. The crunches and pullups were easy, but the run was a bitch.
That's not really high on my list as far as accomplishments go though. I'd rate making it back alive from two deployments as a grunt pretty high, along with that time I saved my buddy from nearly blowing himself up with a grenade, fucking idiot.
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September 24th, 2010, 09:49 AM
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The Humble Swede
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That's fucking awesome man! 
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