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Old September 17th, 2010, 04:28 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Old September 17th, 2010, 10:42 PM   #77 (permalink)
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You want some non-sexual bragging? I support a family of 4, sent my wife and children on a week long vacation to Mt. Rushmore and the Black Hills, own 2 cars, go to metal shows, eat fine gourmet food, drink fine wine and liquor, smoke kind bud, and according to the IRS, live under the poverty line. I know executive/professional types who don't have the same luxuries I do.
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Old September 17th, 2010, 10:44 PM   #78 (permalink)
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That's awesome man,you win the thread!!
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Old September 17th, 2010, 11:03 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Never used to be that way. It takes a while to reap the benefits of being frugal.
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Old September 18th, 2010, 03:30 AM   #80 (permalink)
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H0, mostly Swedish stuff though. You?
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Old September 18th, 2010, 06:21 AM   #81 (permalink)
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Old September 18th, 2010, 08:44 PM   #82 (permalink)
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I don't have my own family, but I'm paying in full to fly my mom to Japan and to entertain her for 2 weeks here. It feels good to give back when you finally have enough money to support yourself and then some.
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Old September 19th, 2010, 10:03 AM   #83 (permalink)
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Never used to be that way. It takes a while to reap the benefits of being frugal.
Thanfully you have a frugal wife.
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Old September 19th, 2010, 10:16 AM   #84 (permalink)
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Come on dude, you've been here long enough. You should know how this stuff works. The darkest, assholest tasting beer = the best. Only true metal accepted. Only blackest ov the black coffee accepted. I've noticed pretty much everything on this website is distorted reality from every other human being I've actually came into contact with.
This line will remain until Corrosion of Conformity (with Pepper) releases another album (4/15/08; amended 12/7/10)
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Old September 19th, 2010, 11:29 AM   #85 (permalink)
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I read this at first, and was confused as to why you were bragging.

But... nice, anyway.
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Old September 19th, 2010, 04:16 PM   #86 (permalink)
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Yea, man. Week in the middle of fucking nowhere, you fucking baller.
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Old September 19th, 2010, 07:46 PM   #87 (permalink)
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Old September 19th, 2010, 07:53 PM   #88 (permalink)
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True. I also need to keep in mind that you give what you can to your family with whatever means you have. My apologies for being a prick.
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Old September 19th, 2010, 07:59 PM   #89 (permalink)
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u ant shaged anny lkases but I ahve in my nind so fuck joo all
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Old September 19th, 2010, 10:41 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Old September 20th, 2010, 09:00 PM   #91 (permalink)
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I read this at first, and was confused as to why you were bragging.

But... nice, anyway.
I see what you did there
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Come on dude, you've been here long enough. You should know how this stuff works. The darkest, assholest tasting beer = the best. Only true metal accepted. Only blackest ov the black coffee accepted. I've noticed pretty much everything on this website is distorted reality from every other human being I've actually came into contact with.
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Old September 23rd, 2010, 03:24 PM   #92 (permalink)
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This is the stupidest fucking thread I have seen on UM.

I bumped this so you could read my opinion.


Now kindly fuck off.
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It can't possibly be more stupid than the second "Song vs Song" thread in GMD
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Old September 23rd, 2010, 09:20 PM   #94 (permalink)
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That's the best you've got huh? So sad...
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Old September 23rd, 2010, 09:24 PM   #95 (permalink)
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Old September 24th, 2010, 07:39 AM   #96 (permalink)
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This is the stupidest fucking thread I have seen on UM.

I bumped this so you could read my opinion.


Now kindly fuck off.
Notice that I didn't post in this thread, yet I will bump it aswell.
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2 years of 281+ PFT scores(up from when I joined I couldn't even pass the IST). Shot a 230 something on the KD course on my last range. Sgt in under four years. Managed to get one NAM (should have been many more imo based off the things I have seen them go for, but you know how NAMs work). Just the obvious MOL stuff without going into little details.
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Old September 24th, 2010, 07:51 AM   #98 (permalink)
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I have no idea what that means but it sounds pretty damn good,congrats and i'm not being a smartass,I mean it,any fucking achievements that any one of us make.We should be proud of.
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Old September 24th, 2010, 09:46 AM   #99 (permalink)
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2 years of 281+ PFT scores(up from when I joined I couldn't even pass the IST). Shot a 230 something on the KD course on my last range. Sgt in under four years. Managed to get one NAM (should have been many more imo based off the things I have seen them go for, but you know how NAMs work). Just the obvious MOL stuff without going into little details.
Nice. I had two perfect PFT's in a row when I first got out to the fleet. They gave me some stupid star to wear on my PT shirt but then I got lazy and stopped giving a shit and never got another 300. The crunches and pullups were easy, but the run was a bitch.

That's not really high on my list as far as accomplishments go though. I'd rate making it back alive from two deployments as a grunt pretty high, along with that time I saved my buddy from nearly blowing himself up with a grenade, fucking idiot.
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