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September 24th, 2010, 10:04 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Nebraska
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You guys are boring me. I want to know how many Viet Kong you killed with exploding arrows, or at least tell me about the time you made a battering ram trap in the jungle that sent a giant log crashing into an alien.
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September 24th, 2010, 10:17 AM
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The Humble Swede
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Tasmania
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I can tell you about some deserved beatings i've dished out but those who serve their countries earn the highest praise imo.
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Tumultuous settling of scores
Those who are at one with the earth
Will tolerate no more of this bullshit!
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September 24th, 2010, 10:25 AM
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Make Money, Fuck Bitches
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Against The Wind
Posts: 11,821
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Back in 'Nam, we used to fashion punjie sticks from the femur bones of gooks. Not only did we disguise these punjies traps well, but we laced them with poison so that if our victim were stuck, they were surely to suffer and die a slow painful death.
That was just business. For fun, we used to make skittle trails in the forest so that the little bastard kiddies would all come like ants and we'd net them all at once and leave them hanging in a tree.
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September 24th, 2010, 10:29 AM
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The Humble Swede
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Tasmania
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An eye for an eye.Fuck the gooks man...seriously fucked up shit.How you dudes combat such cowardly tactics never ceases to amaze me.Imagine if the good guys used these tactics.
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Tumultuous settling of scores
Those who are at one with the earth
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September 24th, 2010, 04:05 PM
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Raagoonshinnaah.
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Lake Placid.
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Fuck all the Gooks.
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September 25th, 2010, 05:24 PM
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Anoint My Phallus
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Montreal
Posts: 18,116
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Early nomination if we do awards this year: sloughfeg for friendliest poster.
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Anybody who doesn't realize that Manowar is the ultimate pinnacle of heterosexuality has a fundamental misunderstanding of manhood, and possibly of metal as well.
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Interchangeability of thought occurs through the experience of listening thus formulating a change of discern.
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A proud participant in the Tom Brady Ignore-A-Thon.
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September 25th, 2010, 05:39 PM
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Orphaned Brother
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 1,538
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Seriously! He is friendlier than me. All those who say "aye", say "aye".
Aye!
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September 25th, 2010, 06:35 PM
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Wiener Blut
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Under the Everflow
Posts: 7,311
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I fucked a hole in the ground cos I was like wat.
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September 25th, 2010, 07:35 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 6,152
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Aye. Ananth, you're not nice at all. You're constantly pointing out my otherwise subtle douchebaggery.
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September 25th, 2010, 08:58 PM
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Drug the Priest
Join Date: May 2005
Location: the bowels of lochness
Posts: 4,177
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THEY HAD SKITTLES BACK THEN?!
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September 25th, 2010, 10:30 PM
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Nature's Garbage Disposal
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Roadkill, WV
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According to wikipedia the vietnam war ended in 1975. Skittles were first commercially produced in 1974.  |
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September 26th, 2010, 07:28 AM
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Welcome back my friends
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: In the Big O
Posts: 205
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I've given birth. Twice.
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"I’ve had the pleasure of getting to know Rob Halford personally. I met him a couple times, and we’ve talked on the phone and emailed. But it’s been very strange. And he’s a really, really cool guy. But it’s like, every time I meet him, I think, (whispers) “Fuck! He’s... he’s the god of metal!”
-Ihsahn
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September 26th, 2010, 07:55 AM
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Klingons do not faint
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: KLINGON
Posts: 7,543
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I haven't given birth, but I think I had a better Sunday than most of you are going to have considering I am just at home living my normal life and not on some fabulous vacation or high on something crazy. I woke up next to Man-Purse and we made cooing noises at each other and cuddled. Got up and found that for the first time since 2005 I weigh less than 135 lbs. Man-Purse burned me DVDs of a TV show I like and included cute and hilarious easter eggs. He also returned my serafuku schoolgirl costume and I put it on and then we had unprotected period sex all over a Rilakumma towel and finished it off with really violent anal. After that, we went to the mall and bought shirts and groceries and had Baskin Robbins. I had a small double cup with "Box of Chocolates" and "Chocolate Mint" flavored ice cream. I then came home and punched and kicked stuff in my living room for about 45 minutes. Endorphins! I then made lodging arrangements with my girlfriend for our Berlin New Years trip. For dinner I had delicious instant Thai curry (yellow) on rice and a perfectly ripe banana. I watched 3 episodes of "Sex and the City" and now I am relaxing before bedtime.
(Rilakumma)
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You're just some weird looking asian chick...And when you take a shit in the morning it smells. The difference of you and me is none. So where you get your arrogance from is beyond me, but anyone who's a decent individual would most likely not be able to stand you because you think you're special. Basically what am trying to say is you suck cock. You have to suck cock. So fuck you! I'd destroy you. You don't even want to know what would happen to your cunt ass after I got done with you.
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September 26th, 2010, 08:22 AM
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Welcome back my friends
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: In the Big O
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That was entirely hilarious.
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"I’ve had the pleasure of getting to know Rob Halford personally. I met him a couple times, and we’ve talked on the phone and emailed. But it’s been very strange. And he’s a really, really cool guy. But it’s like, every time I meet him, I think, (whispers) “Fuck! He’s... he’s the god of metal!”
-Ihsahn
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September 26th, 2010, 08:45 AM
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Make Money, Fuck Bitches
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Against The Wind
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...finished it off with really violent anal.
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The mystery of your recurring constipation has been solved.
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September 26th, 2010, 08:49 AM
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Klingons do not faint
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: KLINGON
Posts: 7,543
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No poop escaped the chute. They don't call it "fudge packing" for its laxative properties, smarty pants.
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You're just some weird looking asian chick...And when you take a shit in the morning it smells. The difference of you and me is none. So where you get your arrogance from is beyond me, but anyone who's a decent individual would most likely not be able to stand you because you think you're special. Basically what am trying to say is you suck cock. You have to suck cock. So fuck you! I'd destroy you. You don't even want to know what would happen to your cunt ass after I got done with you.
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