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Old September 24th, 2010, 10:04 AM   #101 (permalink)
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You guys are boring me. I want to know how many Viet Kong you killed with exploding arrows, or at least tell me about the time you made a battering ram trap in the jungle that sent a giant log crashing into an alien.
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Old September 24th, 2010, 10:17 AM   #102 (permalink)
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I can tell you about some deserved beatings i've dished out but those who serve their countries earn the highest praise imo.
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Old September 24th, 2010, 10:25 AM   #103 (permalink)
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Back in 'Nam, we used to fashion punjie sticks from the femur bones of gooks. Not only did we disguise these punjies traps well, but we laced them with poison so that if our victim were stuck, they were surely to suffer and die a slow painful death.

That was just business. For fun, we used to make skittle trails in the forest so that the little bastard kiddies would all come like ants and we'd net them all at once and leave them hanging in a tree.
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Old September 24th, 2010, 10:29 AM   #104 (permalink)
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An eye for an eye.Fuck the gooks man...seriously fucked up shit.How you dudes combat such cowardly tactics never ceases to amaze me.Imagine if the good guys used these tactics.
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Old September 24th, 2010, 04:05 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Old September 25th, 2010, 05:24 PM   #106 (permalink)
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Early nomination if we do awards this year: sloughfeg for friendliest poster.
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Old September 25th, 2010, 05:39 PM   #107 (permalink)
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Seriously! He is friendlier than me. All those who say "aye", say "aye".

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Old September 25th, 2010, 06:35 PM   #108 (permalink)
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I fucked a hole in the ground cos I was like wat.
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Old September 25th, 2010, 07:35 PM   #109 (permalink)
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Aye. Ananth, you're not nice at all. You're constantly pointing out my otherwise subtle douchebaggery.
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Old September 25th, 2010, 08:58 PM   #110 (permalink)
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THEY HAD SKITTLES BACK THEN?!
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Old September 25th, 2010, 10:30 PM   #111 (permalink)
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According to wikipedia the vietnam war ended in 1975. Skittles were first commercially produced in 1974.
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Old September 26th, 2010, 07:28 AM   #112 (permalink)
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Old September 26th, 2010, 07:55 AM   #113 (permalink)
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I haven't given birth, but I think I had a better Sunday than most of you are going to have considering I am just at home living my normal life and not on some fabulous vacation or high on something crazy. I woke up next to Man-Purse and we made cooing noises at each other and cuddled. Got up and found that for the first time since 2005 I weigh less than 135 lbs. Man-Purse burned me DVDs of a TV show I like and included cute and hilarious easter eggs. He also returned my serafuku schoolgirl costume and I put it on and then we had unprotected period sex all over a Rilakumma towel and finished it off with really violent anal. After that, we went to the mall and bought shirts and groceries and had Baskin Robbins. I had a small double cup with "Box of Chocolates" and "Chocolate Mint" flavored ice cream. I then came home and punched and kicked stuff in my living room for about 45 minutes. Endorphins! I then made lodging arrangements with my girlfriend for our Berlin New Years trip. For dinner I had delicious instant Thai curry (yellow) on rice and a perfectly ripe banana. I watched 3 episodes of "Sex and the City" and now I am relaxing before bedtime.



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Old September 26th, 2010, 08:22 AM   #114 (permalink)
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That was entirely hilarious.
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Old September 26th, 2010, 08:45 AM   #115 (permalink)
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...finished it off with really violent anal.
The mystery of your recurring constipation has been solved.
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Old September 26th, 2010, 08:49 AM   #116 (permalink)
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No poop escaped the chute. They don't call it "fudge packing" for its laxative properties, smarty pants.
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