Shitting while singing "velvet thorns"

Absolut Jim Varney · January 14th, 2004, 06:58 PM

Has anyone noticed that if you sing velvet thorns (of drynwhyl, of course) out loud while taking a shit, your system is cleaned out much easier.
I started bleeding, but I probably won't need to shit for about 6 days.
Roughly.

The Scourge · January 15th, 2004, 02:37 AM

Haven't seen that many threads started by you fella, but the only ones I have seen I could only describe as fecal-centric. Very odd...........but to each his own I suppose.

Absolut Jim Varney · January 15th, 2004, 11:12 AM

basically my goal is to liven up the katatonia board.
they make great music, but there needs to have more entertaining posts!

LilFag · January 15th, 2004, 02:16 PM

I had noticed, funnily enough.

BarronBlod · January 15th, 2004, 06:33 PM

This is by far the most interesting thread I've seen on this board so far. Keep em coming...

AngelinaBlakkheim · January 15th, 2004, 09:29 PM

I love Velvet Thorns, my favourite song. But I never tried to shit while singing it.. ¬¬

Absolut Jim Varney · January 15th, 2004, 10:17 PM

it's somewhat fun, slightly painful
i did the ole drynwhyl + shitting routine in my dorm one time, the cops were called but 'sall good.

valafar · January 17th, 2004, 04:11 PM

hahahahahaha

Absolut Jim Varney · January 20th, 2004, 05:31 PM

hmm...still feeling the effects, this isn't such a good idea after all
it DOES clean out your system...and much more...

January 14th, 2004, 06:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
Absolut Jim Varney Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: dormitory Posts: 422	Shitting while singing "velvet thorns" Has anyone noticed that if you sing velvet thorns (of drynwhyl, of course) out loud while taking a shit, your system is cleaned out much easier. I started bleeding, but I probably won't need to shit for about 6 days. Roughly.

January 15th, 2004, 02:37 AM	#2 (permalink)
The Scourge Suicide Machine Join Date: May 2003 Location: Drowning in a sea of addictions Posts: 543	Haven't seen that many threads started by you fella, but the only ones I have seen I could only describe as fecal-centric. Very odd...........but to each his own I suppose. __________________ "Well I don't know Choader-Boy. It's all greek to me." Orgazmo

January 15th, 2004, 09:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
AngelinaBlakkheim Menacing meow Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Buenos Aires, Argentina Posts: 1,474	I love Velvet Thorns, my favourite song. But I never tried to shit while singing it.. ¬¬ __________________ ~ You float there, somewhere between pleasure and fear ~

January 17th, 2004, 04:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
valafar Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: zapopan, jalisco; MX. Posts: 321	hahahahahaha __________________ - valdez v. - www.becomingthebeast.com

January 15th, 2004, 11:12 AM	#3 (permalink)
Absolut Jim Varney Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: dormitory Posts: 422	basically my goal is to liven up the katatonia board. they make great music, but there needs to have more entertaining posts!

January 15th, 2004, 02:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
LilFag Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Nightshade Forests Posts: 10,739	I had noticed, funnily enough.

January 15th, 2004, 06:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
BarronBlod Böh member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Norge Posts: 76	This is by far the most interesting thread I've seen on this board so far. Keep em coming...

January 15th, 2004, 10:17 PM	#7 (permalink)
Absolut Jim Varney Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: dormitory Posts: 422	it's somewhat fun, slightly painful i did the ole drynwhyl + shitting routine in my dorm one time, the cops were called but 'sall good.

January 20th, 2004, 05:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
Absolut Jim Varney Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: dormitory Posts: 422	hmm...still feeling the effects, this isn't such a good idea after all it DOES clean out your system...and much more...