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Old January 14th, 2004, 06:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Shitting while singing "velvet thorns"

Has anyone noticed that if you sing velvet thorns (of drynwhyl, of course) out loud while taking a shit, your system is cleaned out much easier.
I started bleeding, but I probably won't need to shit for about 6 days.
Roughly.
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Old January 15th, 2004, 02:37 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Haven't seen that many threads started by you fella, but the only ones I have seen I could only describe as fecal-centric. Very odd...........but to each his own I suppose.
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Old January 15th, 2004, 11:12 AM   #3 (permalink)
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basically my goal is to liven up the katatonia board.
they make great music, but there needs to have more entertaining posts!
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Old January 15th, 2004, 02:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I had noticed, funnily enough.
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Old January 15th, 2004, 06:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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This is by far the most interesting thread I've seen on this board so far. Keep em coming...
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Old January 15th, 2004, 09:29 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I love Velvet Thorns, my favourite song. But I never tried to shit while singing it..
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Old January 15th, 2004, 10:17 PM   #7 (permalink)
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it's somewhat fun, slightly painful
i did the ole drynwhyl + shitting routine in my dorm one time, the cops were called but 'sall good.
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Old January 17th, 2004, 04:11 PM   #8 (permalink)
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hahahahahaha
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Old January 20th, 2004, 05:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hmm...still feeling the effects, this isn't such a good idea after all
it DOES clean out your system...and much more...
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