The cool pic thread - Page 5

TheDenimRager · May 11th, 2006, 08:07 AM

Dawwwwn't youuse disrespect myy fuckin' troibe. Oii'll fuckin' spear youse, caants!

Keeper of the Seven Cheese · May 11th, 2006, 08:16 AM

Dude this is LORD forum not Blacktown

ladymessiah · May 11th, 2006, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DougieHammett

EEEEEEHHHH BRUDDA!!

Anyone heard the abbo medley

Goanna green, centrelink, dig it the dero queen.

Straight into Money money money.

Hahaha....Treaty Ye!!!

Lord Tim · May 12th, 2006, 01:11 AM

I reckon we've had enough racism for one day... a few jokes is funny (any anti-P.C. jokes are funny) but after a while it starts to drift in to an area that's not welcome on here.

pipsqeek · May 12th, 2006, 01:27 AM

For that reason alone, I've decided not to reply to this thread, because I tend to say things that would put Kingswood Country to shame.

flip` · May 19th, 2006, 02:08 AM

pipsqeek · May 19th, 2006, 03:16 AM

That's bullshit.

Last time I went to ikea was the first time I actually bought something from there, a large table top to use as a computer/fix things desk.

I picked the one I wanted, went down to the warehouse, couldn't find a trolley. I was by myself and the desk was 1mX2m.

I asked one of the "assistants" if they could just that. They pointed me to the empty trolley bay. I asked them if they could speak? Let alone see, because the fact that there aren't any trollies is why I am taking you away from your job... what is that again? Oh, Ass-istance.

I ended up stalking another staff member who was pushing around a lift jack. They left it alone for a minute. I nabbed that. Took it over to my section where the table top was. Picked it up, stuck it on the lift jack. I slowly made my way to the checkout, where a staff member told me that I couldn't use that. My reply was much like the assistant's who pointed to the trolley bay. Except I used my middle finger, and pointed at the ceiling.

Paid for my item and proceeded to trolley away to the lifts. Navigated to my car. Put the table top in the car, forced the lift jack into the shopping trolley collection bay, and drove off.

I will never shop at IKEA again. I had zero help from staff. The staff didn't help, so I helped myself. If I do have to go there ever again, I'll be bringing a clan of friends to help... and possibly cause mischief

pips

Pethical · May 19th, 2006, 10:33 PM

thats one angry angry pips.

black_tooth_grin · May 20th, 2006, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flip`

The Amazer · May 23rd, 2006, 08:53 PM

Aqualung · May 23rd, 2006, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ceydn

Oh my god, I think I busted a kidney from laughing so hard, especially since I scrolled down and saw the "Don't worry sir" first!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadow298 · May 23rd, 2006, 11:45 PM

Fucking gold!

ladymessiah · May 24th, 2006, 08:51 PM

Muhahahaah

-Kalmah- · May 24th, 2006, 09:23 PM

*Ahem*

ladymessiah · May 24th, 2006, 10:01 PM

licliclic

Keeper of the Seven Cheese · May 24th, 2006, 10:48 PM

Bon Jovi + Baz + LEMMY = Still Fest

Sebastian Bach is a pretty hot guy, I wish I had those looks lol.

The Amazer · May 24th, 2006, 11:31 PM

Gimme axl anyday:

JausmetalJ · May 25th, 2006, 12:25 AM

Love his belt buckle..

I made a really bad one, it says
HEAVY
METAL

Its cool, but really badly done.

Goreripper · May 25th, 2006, 12:56 AM

Fuck when was that photo of Axl taken? Obviously sometime between when AFD meant that he could eat properly and before the drugs got him.

The Amazer · May 25th, 2006, 01:00 AM

Looking at his fringe, it looks like either between Lies and UYI or during the UYI era.

...

I'm not gay. Go tease the people in the hair thread and leave me alone!

*runs off*

ladymessiah · May 25th, 2006, 01:05 AM

The Amazer · May 25th, 2006, 01:07 AM

Nice one... and speak of the devil baz is there too!

ALSO, how relevant is this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bjsog1ouUE

Must have been from that very day!

Looking at Lars, I was right with my UYI era guess, cos that's definitely Black Album Lars

ladymessiah · May 25th, 2006, 01:09 AM

Awesomeness

pipsqeek · May 25th, 2006, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JausmetalJ

Love his belt buckle..

I made a really bad one, it says
HEAVY
METAL

Its cool, but really badly done.

And you've been flogging them off at the markets, haven't you?

pips

Keeper of the Seven Cheese · May 25th, 2006, 01:28 AM

Slash looks heaps abo in that pic.

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May 19th, 2006, 03:16 AM	#107 (permalink)
pipsqeek Musical Delinquent Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 2,106	That's bullshit. Last time I went to ikea was the first time I actually bought something from there, a large table top to use as a computer/fix things desk. I picked the one I wanted, went down to the warehouse, couldn't find a trolley. I was by myself and the desk was 1mX2m. I asked one of the "assistants" if they could just that. They pointed me to the empty trolley bay. I asked them if they could speak? Let alone see, because the fact that there aren't any trollies is why I am taking you away from your job... what is that again? Oh, Ass-istance. I ended up stalking another staff member who was pushing around a lift jack. They left it alone for a minute. I nabbed that. Took it over to my section where the table top was. Picked it up, stuck it on the lift jack. I slowly made my way to the checkout, where a staff member told me that I couldn't use that. My reply was much like the assistant's who pointed to the trolley bay. Except I used my middle finger, and pointed at the ceiling. Paid for my item and proceeded to trolley away to the lifts. Navigated to my car. Put the table top in the car, forced the lift jack into the shopping trolley collection bay, and drove off. I will never shop at IKEA again. I had zero help from staff. The staff didn't help, so I helped myself. If I do have to go there ever again, I'll be bringing a clan of friends to help... and possibly cause mischief pips __________________ Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s - http://www.venganza.org/

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The Amazer Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 2,916	Nice one... and speak of the devil baz is there too! ALSO, how relevant is this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bjsog1ouUE Must have been from that very day! Looking at Lars, I was right with my UYI era guess, cos that's definitely Black Album Lars

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