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Goreripper · February 15th, 2006, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DougieHammett

About the only thing you can do with a 32cm cock is slap people.

No it isn't.

petrucci_dude · February 15th, 2006, 02:56 AM

What else can you do?

Find a woman willing enough to cop that slab and I'll be suprised. lol

Keeper of the Seven Cheese · February 15th, 2006, 03:00 AM

Gorey a chick's cervix wouldn't get that much of a pouding if she was giving birth to a goliath. 32cm is a fucking big cock.

Maybe some bigger women could take it but I doubt they would be in abundance.

LegionsOfTheDead · February 15th, 2006, 03:00 AM

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What else can you do?

[yoda]Much to learn... you still have, young padawan.[/yoda]

Goreripper · February 15th, 2006, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DougieHammett

32cm is a fucking big cock.

That's why I walk funny.

You guys need to recognise drollness

Keeper of the Seven Cheese · February 15th, 2006, 03:30 AM

Your intentions were clear we just play along. WTFBBQ Nubs did j00 tink w3 w3r3!!!!?

JonBonJovi · February 15th, 2006, 04:38 AM

Many of you wouldn't even know what to do with your 3 inch cocks!
Many wouldn't even know what to do if a half decent looking woman was willing to be naked for you!

petrucci_dude · February 15th, 2006, 04:40 AM

Women could learn a few things aswell in the sack.

Keeper of the Seven Cheese · February 15th, 2006, 04:43 AM

I think she is the guru man. Don't argue with her, she must know it all. Being from the Blue Mountains you eventually learn the tricks of the trade.

petrucci_dude · February 15th, 2006, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by DougieHammett

I think she is the guru man. Don't argue with her, she must know it all. Being from the Blue Mountains you eventually learn the tricks of the trade.

LOL

JonBonJovi · February 15th, 2006, 04:45 AM

Your not mixing with the right ones then!
You need to find a bi-sexual woman they know more than any other type of woman could learn and know in 2 lifetimes.

petrucci_dude · February 15th, 2006, 04:47 AM

I don't know any.

I know it's always women saying men could learn more, but I think women could also learn more. lol

Ah, the good ol' LORD forum sex topic discussion.

Icarus · February 15th, 2006, 04:53 AM

I am a little skeptical of all these chicks these days saying they are bi-sexual. Seems to be a bit of a fad. Oh yeah I kiss chicks, but I would really want to sleep with them as well yadda yadda yadda.

All seems quite a bit swosy to me.

JonBonJovi · February 15th, 2006, 04:55 AM

I wouldn't call them bi-sexual just bi-curious.
I don't class a person bi until they have slept with both sexes more than just a few times.Or they have had full relationships with both sexes.

Winmar · February 15th, 2006, 05:01 AM

I don't count them as bi until they've slept with me and another lady at the same time.

petrucci_dude · February 15th, 2006, 05:02 AM

A man can only dream...

Icarus · February 15th, 2006, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Winmar

I don't count them as bi until they've slept with me and another lady at the same time.

Lord Tim · February 15th, 2006, 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by petrucci_dude

I know it's always women saying men could learn more, but I think women could also learn more. lol

Such as?

What is it that you would have women learn?

Rick · February 15th, 2006, 05:57 AM

Will you people stop talkin' in generalities. SOME women could learn more, SOME couldn't.

Celestial-Todd · February 15th, 2006, 05:59 AM

I don't give a rats arse about other women... I know mine manages just fine!

petrucci_dude · February 15th, 2006, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Lord Tim

Such as?

What is it that you would have women learn?

It's obviously not appropriate and isn't work safe.

petrucci_dude · February 15th, 2006, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by RickIth

Will you people stop talkin' in generalities. SOME women could learn more, SOME couldn't.

Tell that to the women, mate.

Lord Tim · February 15th, 2006, 06:32 AM

OK, so in your experience with women, what are they doing wrong with you?

LegionsOfTheDead · February 15th, 2006, 07:25 AM

*Reaches for the popcorn*

petrucci_dude · February 15th, 2006, 07:26 AM

^^^

Smartass..

Like I said, it's not appropriate to mention on here. Obviously it's purely sexual.

February 15th, 2006, 02:56 AM	#1477 (permalink)
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Keeper of the Seven Cheese Metallic Progressor Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 5,580	Gorey a chick's cervix wouldn't get that much of a pouding if she was giving birth to a goliath. 32cm is a fucking big cock. Maybe some bigger women could take it but I doubt they would be in abundance. Last edited by Keeper of the Seven Cheese : February 15th, 2006 at 03:03 AM.

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February 15th, 2006, 04:47 AM	#1487 (permalink)
petrucci_dude teh shredz0r Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 2,891	I don't know any. I know it's always women saying men could learn more, but I think women could also learn more. lol Ah, the good ol' LORD forum sex topic discussion. __________________ GotGroove Productions - Tuition and Recording Services X3N (Progressive/Groove) - http://www.facebook.com/x3nmetal Giant Letter Three (All other music of mine) - http://www.facebook.com/giantletterthree

February 15th, 2006, 04:53 AM	#1488 (permalink)
Icarus Shamone Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Brisbane Australia Posts: 2,616	I am a little skeptical of all these chicks these days saying they are bi-sexual. Seems to be a bit of a fad. Oh yeah I kiss chicks, but I would really want to sleep with them as well yadda yadda yadda. All seems quite a bit swosy to me. __________________ Foaming at the mouth for your sweet delight

February 15th, 2006, 03:30 AM	#1481 (permalink)
Keeper of the Seven Cheese Metallic Progressor Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 5,580	Your intentions were clear we just play along. WTFBBQ Nubs did j00 tink w3 w3r3!!!!?

February 15th, 2006, 04:38 AM	#1482 (permalink)
JonBonJovi Titilate Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Blue Mountains,Australia Posts: 5,041	Many of you wouldn't even know what to do with your 3 inch cocks! Many wouldn't even know what to do if a half decent looking woman was willing to be naked for you!

February 15th, 2006, 04:43 AM	#1484 (permalink)
Keeper of the Seven Cheese Metallic Progressor Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 5,580	I think she is the guru man. Don't argue with her, she must know it all. Being from the Blue Mountains you eventually learn the tricks of the trade.

February 15th, 2006, 04:45 AM	#1486 (permalink)
JonBonJovi Titilate Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Blue Mountains,Australia Posts: 5,041	Your not mixing with the right ones then! You need to find a bi-sexual woman they know more than any other type of woman could learn and know in 2 lifetimes.

February 15th, 2006, 04:55 AM	#1489 (permalink)
JonBonJovi Titilate Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Blue Mountains,Australia Posts: 5,041	I wouldn't call them bi-sexual just bi-curious. I don't class a person bi until they have slept with both sexes more than just a few times.Or they have had full relationships with both sexes.

February 15th, 2006, 05:01 AM	#1490 (permalink)
Winmar Pillock of society Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Melbourne Posts: 10,734	I don't count them as bi until they've slept with me and another lady at the same time. __________________

February 15th, 2006, 05:02 AM	#1491 (permalink)
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February 15th, 2006, 05:57 AM	#1494 (permalink)
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February 15th, 2006, 07:26 AM	#1500 (permalink)
petrucci_dude teh shredz0r Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 2,891	^^^ Smartass.. Like I said, it's not appropriate to mention on here. Obviously it's purely sexual. __________________ GotGroove Productions - Tuition and Recording Services X3N (Progressive/Groove) - http://www.facebook.com/x3nmetal Giant Letter Three (All other music of mine) - http://www.facebook.com/giantletterthree