Cat thread! - Page 3

Lord Tim · October 29th, 2007, 02:14 AM

Anyone who owns a cat knows that this cartoon is dead right:

You Tube

Turner · October 29th, 2007, 02:29 AM

booooooo cats

Lord Tim · October 29th, 2007, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie_Metalchild

edit: If you dont like cats then dont look at this thread! *raises eyebrow at Turner*

Goreripper · October 29th, 2007, 02:57 AM

Haha. That cartoon is fucking spot on. Our cat Pharaoh is a cunt for shit like that.

Celestial-Todd · October 29th, 2007, 04:33 AM

DItto our cat Millie.... I actually caught her one morning doing exactly as happened in that cartoon. She snuck into our bedroom and bit by bit edge her way up the bed until she was practically sitting on Jess's head. I caught her just before the claws came out

Turner · October 29th, 2007, 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Tim

haha touche

Nebulous · October 29th, 2007, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goreripper

Haha. That cartoon is fucking spot on. Our cat Pharaoh is a cunt for shit like that.

You have a cat called Pharaoh?

You win!

JonBonJovi · October 29th, 2007, 06:22 AM

He acts like a bloody Pharoh too the little bastard. he also has the huge habit of 10mins after you go to bed no matter what time it is that mows away till is let out then right on 5.10am bangs on the door to be let in.

Goreripper · November 1st, 2007, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nebulous

You have a cat called Pharaoh?

You win!

He's called that because he thinks he's King Shit.

Jet City Woman · November 2nd, 2007, 01:02 AM

I have a cat named Zelda, because I am quite clearly too addicted to Nintendo.

Anyway, www.mycathatesyou.com is a site I found after reading a book called 'Bad Cat', which is basically just a similar thing in book form. I haven't had a chance to give it a proper look but I thought I'd post it anyway.

Lord Tim · November 5th, 2007, 05:50 PM

Nebulous · November 5th, 2007, 07:38 PM

'Stop touching me there! What are you... a priest?'

Good find JCWoman

Aussie_Metalchild · March 7th, 2008, 01:56 AM

aww

Achtland · July 23rd, 2008, 11:24 PM

Who let this topic die?

Awake_In_Animosity · July 24th, 2008, 12:49 AM

Awake_In_Animosity · July 24th, 2008, 12:56 AM

Winmar · August 20th, 2008, 05:33 AM

The Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

Lord Tim · August 20th, 2008, 07:32 AM

Lord Tim · August 20th, 2008, 12:44 PM

Related to lolcats:

Rick · August 20th, 2008, 06:03 PM

That last one is gold.

Stupid White · August 21st, 2008, 02:03 AM

two of my favourites.

Winmar · August 21st, 2008, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

That last one is gold.

Hell yeah, it's making me laugh out loud. Mrs Winmar reckon it sounds like I've been taken over by Satan.

Lord Tim · September 6th, 2008, 06:10 AM

ENTER SANDMAN

Hmm... Long post is long.

Aussie_Metalchild · September 6th, 2008, 08:20 AM

bsercombe · September 6th, 2008, 10:02 PM

OMFG - Metallicat rulez!!!!!

October 29th, 2007, 02:29 AM	#52 (permalink)
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October 29th, 2007, 02:57 AM	#54 (permalink)
Goreripper Metal as fuck Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Blue Mountains, Australia Posts: 17,697	Haha. That cartoon is fucking spot on. Our cat Pharaoh is a cunt for shit like that. __________________ http://www.ausmetalguide.com - The Australian Metal Guide http://soundcellar.blogspot.com - The Sound Cellar: A New Music Review Every Day! http://myspace.com/goreripper "Only when the last tree has been felled, when the last river has been poisoned and when the last fish has been caught, shall we realise that we can't eat money."

October 29th, 2007, 04:33 AM	#55 (permalink)
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November 2nd, 2007, 01:02 AM	#60 (permalink)
Jet City Woman The Drumming Monkey Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The inner core of the moon. Posts: 438	I have a cat named Zelda, because I am quite clearly too addicted to Nintendo. Anyway, www.mycathatesyou.com is a site I found after reading a book called 'Bad Cat', which is basically just a similar thing in book form. I haven't had a chance to give it a proper look but I thought I'd post it anyway. __________________ -Amy

November 5th, 2007, 05:50 PM	#61 (permalink)
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October 29th, 2007, 06:22 AM	#58 (permalink)
JonBonJovi Titilate Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Blue Mountains,Australia Posts: 5,041	He acts like a bloody Pharoh too the little bastard. he also has the huge habit of 10mins after you go to bed no matter what time it is that mows away till is let out then right on 5.10am bangs on the door to be let in.

November 5th, 2007, 07:38 PM	#62 (permalink)
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March 7th, 2008, 01:56 AM	#63 (permalink)
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July 23rd, 2008, 11:24 PM	#64 (permalink)
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August 20th, 2008, 05:33 AM	#67 (permalink)
Winmar Pillock of society Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Melbourne Posts: 9,621	The Dog's Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! The Cat's Diary Day 983 of My Captivity My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ... __________________

August 20th, 2008, 07:32 AM	#68 (permalink)
Lord Tim Set In Stone Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Wollongong, Australia Posts: 16,186	__________________ LORD: website . UM forum . MySpace NEW ALBUM "SET IN STONE" - OUT NOW IN AUS, OUT OCTOBER IN JAPAN! Got the hunger but we're wanting more Forever reaching higher Remember what we're fighting for The writing on the wall is Set In Stone

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Lord Tim Set In Stone Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Wollongong, Australia Posts: 16,186	Related to lolcats: __________________ LORD: website . UM forum . MySpace NEW ALBUM "SET IN STONE" - OUT NOW IN AUS, OUT OCTOBER IN JAPAN! Got the hunger but we're wanting more Forever reaching higher Remember what we're fighting for The writing on the wall is Set In Stone

August 20th, 2008, 06:03 PM	#70 (permalink)
Rick Senior User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Wagga, Australia............ Posts: 5,991	That last one is gold. __________________ "I woke up one morning and remembered i'd done a particular task the night before. This was vivid, real, a compelling recollection. I proceeded to continue in this task, where i imagined i'd left off. To my surprise, i hadn't even attempted, let alone undertaken, this particular remembered task. It came crashing back to me, and it was apparent, suddenly, that i had invented the recollection. What was real? Memory is not the reliable source people think it."

August 21st, 2008, 02:03 AM	#71 (permalink)
Stupid White Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart Join Date: May 2002 Location: Sydney Posts: 1,073	two of my favourites.

September 6th, 2008, 06:10 AM	#73 (permalink)
Lord Tim Set In Stone Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Wollongong, Australia Posts: 16,186	ENTER SANDMAN Hmm... Long post is long. __________________ LORD: website . UM forum . MySpace NEW ALBUM "SET IN STONE" - OUT NOW IN AUS, OUT OCTOBER IN JAPAN! Got the hunger but we're wanting more Forever reaching higher Remember what we're fighting for The writing on the wall is Set In Stone

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bsercombe Shameless Lord Fanboi Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Perth, WA Posts: 1,774	OMFG - Metallicat rulez!!!!! __________________ I rag myself to my feet an take what's rightly mine...