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Old February 15th, 2006, 02:46 AM   #1476 (permalink)
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About the only thing you can do with a 32cm cock is slap people.
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Old February 15th, 2006, 02:56 AM   #1477 (permalink)
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What else can you do?

Find a woman willing enough to cop that slab and I'll be suprised. lol
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Old February 15th, 2006, 03:00 AM   #1478 (permalink)
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Gorey a chick's cervix wouldn't get that much of a pouding if she was giving birth to a goliath. 32cm is a fucking big cock.

Maybe some bigger women could take it but I doubt they would be in abundance.

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Old February 15th, 2006, 03:00 AM   #1479 (permalink)
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Old February 15th, 2006, 03:04 AM   #1480 (permalink)
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Old February 15th, 2006, 03:30 AM   #1481 (permalink)
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Your intentions were clear we just play along. WTFBBQ Nubs did j00 tink w3 w3r3!!!!?
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Old February 15th, 2006, 04:38 AM   #1482 (permalink)
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Many of you wouldn't even know what to do with your 3 inch cocks!
Many wouldn't even know what to do if a half decent looking woman was willing to be naked for you!
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Old February 15th, 2006, 04:40 AM   #1483 (permalink)
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Women could learn a few things aswell in the sack.
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Old February 15th, 2006, 04:43 AM   #1484 (permalink)
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I think she is the guru man. Don't argue with her, she must know it all. Being from the Blue Mountains you eventually learn the tricks of the trade.
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Old February 15th, 2006, 04:44 AM   #1485 (permalink)
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I think she is the guru man. Don't argue with her, she must know it all. Being from the Blue Mountains you eventually learn the tricks of the trade.
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Old February 15th, 2006, 04:45 AM   #1486 (permalink)
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Your not mixing with the right ones then!
You need to find a bi-sexual woman they know more than any other type of woman could learn and know in 2 lifetimes.
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Old February 15th, 2006, 04:47 AM   #1487 (permalink)
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I don't know any.

I know it's always women saying men could learn more, but I think women could also learn more. lol

Ah, the good ol' LORD forum sex topic discussion.
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Old February 15th, 2006, 04:53 AM   #1488 (permalink)
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I am a little skeptical of all these chicks these days saying they are bi-sexual. Seems to be a bit of a fad. Oh yeah I kiss chicks, but I would really want to sleep with them as well yadda yadda yadda.

All seems quite a bit swosy to me.
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Old February 15th, 2006, 04:55 AM   #1489 (permalink)
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I wouldn't call them bi-sexual just bi-curious.
I don't class a person bi until they have slept with both sexes more than just a few times.Or they have had full relationships with both sexes.
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Old February 15th, 2006, 05:01 AM   #1490 (permalink)
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I don't count them as bi until they've slept with me and another lady at the same time.
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Old February 15th, 2006, 05:02 AM   #1491 (permalink)
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Old February 15th, 2006, 05:09 AM   #1492 (permalink)
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Old February 15th, 2006, 05:36 AM   #1493 (permalink)
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I know it's always women saying men could learn more, but I think women could also learn more. lol
Such as?

What is it that you would have women learn?
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Old February 15th, 2006, 05:57 AM   #1494 (permalink)
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Will you people stop talkin' in generalities. SOME women could learn more, SOME couldn't.
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Old February 15th, 2006, 05:59 AM   #1495 (permalink)
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I don't give a rats arse about other women... I know mine manages just fine!
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Old February 15th, 2006, 06:16 AM   #1496 (permalink)
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Such as?

What is it that you would have women learn?
It's obviously not appropriate and isn't work safe.
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Old February 15th, 2006, 06:26 AM   #1497 (permalink)
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Will you people stop talkin' in generalities. SOME women could learn more, SOME couldn't.
Tell that to the women, mate.
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Old February 15th, 2006, 06:32 AM   #1498 (permalink)
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OK, so in your experience with women, what are they doing wrong with you?
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Old February 15th, 2006, 07:25 AM   #1499 (permalink)
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^^^ Smartass..

Like I said, it's not appropriate to mention on here. Obviously it's purely sexual.
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