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Old February 15th, 2006, 07:34 AM   #1501 (permalink)
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Let's just say that men should be able to pound the women's pooper and then to borrow a popular Pink Floyd lyric. "You can't have your pudding if you don't eat your meat"

Gobble that shit down.

yeh........
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Old February 15th, 2006, 07:36 AM   #1502 (permalink)
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Old February 15th, 2006, 07:37 AM   #1503 (permalink)
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Old February 15th, 2006, 07:39 AM   #1504 (permalink)
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lol.

Nah there are so many things the women do wrong these days. We don't bitch about it because I mean, at least we're getting it. The women will get it AND bitch about it. I mean look at what Xena wrote before about "most wouldn't know what to do if a half decent naked woman was standing in front of them". I know she wouldn't be bitching about Brian, but that's a bitch about most men in general. Women don't always know what the hell they are doing. Some plain SUCK (not teh ballz, at teh secks).

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Old February 15th, 2006, 07:43 AM   #1505 (permalink)
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Oh dude... now there's a paragraph guaranteed to leave you wearing your V plates for the rest of your life! Way to go!
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Old February 15th, 2006, 07:56 AM   #1506 (permalink)
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Like?...........

Seriously dude.. wtf are you talking about?
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Old February 15th, 2006, 08:03 AM   #1507 (permalink)
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I'm going to refrain from what I was going to say, because it will only get me banned.

I know what I'm talking about and so do all my friends who I've spoken to about this, but I'm not saying it blatantly on this fucking forum, because as I said TWICE before, it wouldn't be work safe nor pleasant for any female readers.

I'm leaving it here.
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Old February 15th, 2006, 03:25 PM   #1508 (permalink)
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Wow can I get some lovin tips off you, you sex god you.
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Old February 15th, 2006, 06:53 PM   #1509 (permalink)
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Old February 15th, 2006, 08:19 PM   #1510 (permalink)
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On its Web site, the Sex Workers Outreach Project USA is asking parents to assist them in calling for a ban of Take-Two Interactive's controversial game.
Parents working WITH hookers? hahaha, doubt it.
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Old February 15th, 2006, 08:38 PM   #1511 (permalink)
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Parents working WITH hookers? hahaha, doubt it.
The Sex Workers Outreach Project (USA) isn't actually a hookers or prostitutes union or the like but rather an organisation that exists to help Prostitutes and Sex Workers (strippers, doms/subs, pornography workers, etc) with legal advice, medical checks and general all-round support. It is also their job to destimgmatise the whole Sex Workers Industry and stop people viewing them as sub-human creatures.
That is why they are against a game such as GTA: SA, because it allows you to victimise prostitutes (as well as everyone else) and shows no consideration for the female characters in the entire games series.

Sorry 'bout the rant but I's have friends who are former Sex Workers and who alos work for the Australian version of SWOP.

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Old February 16th, 2006, 01:33 AM   #1512 (permalink)
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I find it a bit laughable for a sex workers' organisation to facsimile loudmouth conservatives' whinging for a blanket ban on an entertainment product.
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Old February 16th, 2006, 03:01 AM   #1513 (permalink)
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Scott you can't expect a good decent oral sex session from a woman if you can't deliver the goods yourself.
Maybe if your wanting to improve your sex life you should stop picking up teenies for one night stands.
It is pot luck to get a good decent night of sex from a one night stand.
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Old February 16th, 2006, 03:12 AM   #1514 (permalink)
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Just watched the video for Execration Text by Nile... gotta wonder, why bother having 3 singers when they all sound the same?
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Old February 16th, 2006, 03:22 AM   #1515 (permalink)
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Scott you can't expect a good decent oral sex session from a woman if you can't deliver the goods yourself.
Maybe if your wanting to improve your sex life you should stop picking up teenies for one night stands.
It is pot luck to get a good decent night of sex from a one night stand.
True, I wouldn't expect a girl my age (18) to be a goddess, but I wasn't ONLY going on my experiences, I mentioned my friends experiences too, and they aren't always satisfied. lol, this is crazy, sex talk on the LORD forum. It just seems so out of place.

I just hate it how girls expect us to go down on them, even if there is a smell or a taste there (and yes, some girls do smell lol) and we give it our best shot and then they bitch about giving guys something back. I could go right into this but it's getting out of hand in my opinion. Hence why I tried to stop up there ^^^. I just can't help answering back to people who personally address me lol.
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Just what are you doing with all that soil, Scott?
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Old February 16th, 2006, 03:24 AM   #1517 (permalink)
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I agree, I always use to try work out which guy was doing the vocals when listening to their songs. Before the gig, I thought Karl did most of the vocals. How wrong was I!?

Same with Neurosis, I can never tell if its Steve Von Till doing the vocals or Scott Kelly cause they both sound the same. Dave Edwardson stands out though cause his vocals are deep.
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Just what are you doing with all that soil, Scott?
Throwing it at the forum and forum members of course!
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Is there any sport gayer then doubles luge?

Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. I wanna dress like a sperm, strap myself to another man and lay on top of him and then throw myself down an ice tube at 100km/h
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Is there any sport gayer then doubles luge?

Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. I wanna dress like a sperm, strap myself to another man and lay on top of him and then throw myself down an ice tube at 100km/h
Nice work there, Robin.
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Throwing it at the forum and forum members of course!

Thats good, because as you remove the soil you just dig deeper the hole you've gotten yourself into
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Nice work there, Robin.
I would have quoted him directly if I could remember it
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Thats good, because as you remove the soil you just dig deeper the hole you've gotten yourself into
I have to agree here, Dude please leave that attitude towards woman at the door please mate. I and I am sure others dont want to hear about it on here.
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Old February 16th, 2006, 05:02 PM   #1524 (permalink)
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I would have quoted him directly if I could remember it
And that is what Google is for.
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Old February 16th, 2006, 06:28 PM   #1525 (permalink)
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I think what Scott was trying to say before was that he doesn't like parting with his hard earned cash for a lousy blowjob.
And there is an old saying Scott....if you want something done right then do it yourself
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