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Old January 7th, 2008, 02:59 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Old January 7th, 2008, 06:53 AM   #52 (permalink)
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One that's been mentioned a couple of times, Job For A Cowboy is perhaps the gayest band name I've heard in my entire life. I've read they're pretty good, but I can't bring myself to listen to them.
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Old January 7th, 2008, 07:34 AM   #53 (permalink)
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ACtually, Pansy Division is a pretty gay name.
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Old January 7th, 2008, 02:57 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Not Metal but the dumbest band name in all existance.

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
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Old January 7th, 2008, 05:41 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Ahh, now we come to a whole new league: the pretentious names.
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Old January 7th, 2008, 09:27 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Old January 8th, 2008, 01:33 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Stupid, but appropriate, I guess.
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Old January 8th, 2008, 02:01 PM   #58 (permalink)
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I... Don't understand the difference.
Hmmm. I think what I'm getting at is that some bands choose names that seem inappropriate, and are therefore "bad", whereas names like Cannibal Corpse are dumb, but "good" because you pretty much know what a band called Cannibal Corpse is going to sound like. *shrugs*

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Old January 10th, 2008, 03:09 AM   #59 (permalink)
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A "soilwork" is a fortifying wall around a town, made out of dirt.
They would've got more points from using breastwork or rampart IMHO.
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Old January 30th, 2008, 12:47 AM   #60 (permalink)
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Sorry to revive old threads but I just got a demo from an underground Japanese band who are called "Bathtub Shitter". I'm sure it lost some of it's menace in the translation.
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Old January 30th, 2008, 12:58 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Japanese band names are the best. Clotted Symmetical Sexual Organ and Intestinal Baalism are two of the best names ever.
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Old January 30th, 2008, 05:29 AM   #62 (permalink)
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I LOL'd Bathtub shitter. Maybe its one of those things that sets you apart as the lowest of the low in a culture that (at least used to) feature communal bathing.

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Old February 3rd, 2008, 10:07 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Butthole Surfers
Lumpy Biscuit
Killswitch Engage
Smashing Melons
EEZEE *gulp*

Remember Ned's Atomic dustbin?

Abbreviated names usually go dick-in-hand with shit groups too for example D.A.D., P.O.D., D.R.I, R.E.M.
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Old February 3rd, 2008, 10:11 PM   #64 (permalink)
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D.A.D. hahahaha!

love the 2 strings bass!
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Old February 4th, 2008, 03:51 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Not metal but "Kiss the Anus of a Black Cat" is a pretty dodgy name haha.
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Old February 4th, 2008, 04:26 AM   #66 (permalink)
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D.A.D. hahahaha!

love the 2 strings bass!
...and the fireworks helmet.

What a great band, saw them when they toured here.

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Old June 2nd, 2008, 04:53 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Sorry to resurrect a dubious post. But I was bored. If you really want to vomit, here is an example of Goblin Cock - at the bottom of the list (One of the bands to feature earlier in this thread). Truly awful! Its like a stoner version of Black Sabbath. The only thing metal about it is the guitars. 10 points for the "Vulvarine" comic though...

http://raiseyourfists.wordpress.com/...al-band-names/
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Then there are "Satan's Penguins - new wave of turkish black metal". They have a myspace page... check it out! They don't sound too bad... (disclaimer: I am not a black metal fan so I wouldn't know good black metal if it bit me on the arse- at least the production sounds ok!)

Still on the Satan theme there is: Satan's Almighty Penis, which you can find examples of on youtube

So, progressing to Numetal I've heard a band called "Thousand Foot Krutch" Who have a song called Move on youtube. This band appears to be the numetal version of NKOTB so be warned...

Finally- I had to post the link because I've no idea what the bands name is, but to me, nothing says black metal like fenders. And the energy of this performance is beyond words.

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Japanese band names are the best. Clotted Symmetical Sexual Organ and Intestinal Baalism are two of the best names ever.
*Intestine Baalism

If I recall they're named after a god of good harvest. Not sure how accurate the naming is though.

They also write some nice music.
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Speaking of intestines, I forgot about Squash Bowels. I'm not sure whether it's incorrectly translated English from the Polish for crushing the intestine, or something about the innards of a gourd.
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Baal is used as a name for a number of gods if i remember correctly.
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Then there are "Satan's Penguins - new wave of turkish black metal". They have a myspace page... check it out! They don't sound too bad... (disclaimer: I am not a black metal fan so I wouldn't know good black metal if it bit me on the arse- at least the production sounds ok!)

Still on the Satan theme there is: Satan's Almighty Penis, which you can find examples of on youtube

So, progressing to Numetal I've heard a band called "Thousand Foot Krutch" Who have a song called Move on youtube. This band appears to be the numetal version of NKOTB so be warned...

Finally- I had to post the link because I've no idea what the bands name is, but to me, nothing says black metal like fenders. And the energy of this performance is beyond words.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gchAfaqB1s
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Old June 3rd, 2008, 10:17 PM   #73 (permalink)
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The most recent band I have discovered goes by the name of Austrian Death Machine. A homage to the awesome Arnald Schwarzenegger. The entire album is in someway referenced to Arnie quotes from all his movies. I heard "Get To The Chopper" on Full Metal Racket last night, and I have to say, It's pretty fucking good. Very solid riffing. Another song title on this album is, "If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It". Also Haugi played the intro to the album and it was hilarious. Just a guy that sounds like Arnie crapping on about crap and then saying "this next song is 'GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!'". Very funny stuff. I recommend you guys check it out. Apparently it's a side project from one of the guys from As I Lay Dying.

Other stupid band names are:

Bathtub Shitter (Funny stuff)
Blink 182 (Doesn't make any sense whatsoever)
Hell Yeah (Although Vinny Paul is a legend, a stupid band name)
Jag Panzer (Gay)
Smashing Pumpkins (Gay)
Subway To Sally (She'd better give me a blowie after the train ride)

You could go on forever with stupid band names.
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Old June 3rd, 2008, 10:54 PM   #74 (permalink)
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I heard that too. Awesome concept, dodgy Arnie impersonation, really bad vocals

I reckon Jag Panzer is a mad name! Its named after a tank, its nice and hard and its assonant.
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Old June 3rd, 2008, 11:14 PM   #75 (permalink)
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I mean, seriously a latin name? Who do they think they're kidding?




I agree with the earlier sentiment someone posted that most names lose their meaning once they are established bands and people just know them by the music/image instead. Kiss, soilwork, linkin park etc. all just names associated with the band, not the other way around.

Grind band names which are deliberately stupid are a different category where they are either clever or stupid depending on your view of things.

I must admit I laughed at the visual imagery of 'Rake Sodomy' when I first saw that.

And Cuntscrape... :I
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