Smiley bands!!

spawn · January 14th, 2002, 05:54 PM

<-- Its Slipknot!

(I have to reply each time with a new band cos you cant use too many smileys in one post!)

spawn · January 14th, 2002, 05:56 PM

Its a Death Metal band!

spawn · January 14th, 2002, 05:57 PM

:spin:

Its a Black Metal band! (The smiley is the obligatory woman on the keyboards....geddit??)

spawn · January 14th, 2002, 05:58 PM

Its a Numetal band that tells everyone to "Jump with me!" The last guy there is the DJ of course.

spawn · January 14th, 2002, 05:59 PM

Its Nsync when they realise their short lived career is over!!

spawn · January 14th, 2002, 06:02 PM

Tom

Jeff

Kerry

Dave

Its Slayer!!!!!!! (Daves a bit upset because he doesnt know whether he is in the band or not.....)

spawn · January 14th, 2002, 06:04 PM

Its Nirvana! (We are really unhappy grumbly bastards even though we are rich and never have to work again. We still wanna whine)

spawn · January 14th, 2002, 06:05 PM

Its Korn! The crybaby one is of course Jonathan Davis.

spawn · January 14th, 2002, 06:06 PM

Its Metallica, cos they dont seem to know what the hell they are doing these days!

spawn · January 14th, 2002, 06:09 PM

Gene

Paul

Ace

Peter

You wanted the best, you got the best! The hottest band in the world....KISS!!

Ace always looks sleepy and Peter is bitter cos they wont pay him more! Paul is happy, cos he always seems to be going off like a frog in a sock on stage and off!

spawn · January 14th, 2002, 06:10 PM

Its any of the great 80s hairbands right after Nirvana released Nevermind!

spawn · January 14th, 2002, 06:13 PM

Its the Scorpions! (Klaus is doing the pyramid thing on top of the guitarists!)

spawn · January 14th, 2002, 06:16 PM

<-- Its Ozzy!

<-- Its Joe Holmes after Ozzy fired him!

<-- Its the devil, who Ozzy obviously made a deal with to still be alive. Or its Sharon. Take your pick Mwahahahaha

spawn · January 14th, 2002, 06:17 PM

Its Ronnie James Dio! (Anyone who has seen his 80s live videos would know why

)

spawn · January 14th, 2002, 06:20 PM

Yes im bored.

Mark · January 14th, 2002, 06:22 PM

And the pointless-yet-still-amusing thread of the year award goes to...

spawn · January 14th, 2002, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mark
And the pointless-yet-still-amusing thread of the year award goes to...

Id like to thank boredom for her inspiration, I couldnt have done it without you babe!

Blitzkrieg · January 14th, 2002, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spawn

Its Metallica, cos they dont seem to know what the hell they are doing these days!

Wouldn't it be more like:

<---James in rehab

<---Lars, as he is now stinking rich

<---Kirk wondering what went wrong.

<---and Jason, glad to be out and playing metal again.

spawn · January 15th, 2002, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blitzkrieg

<---Kirk wondering what went wrong.

I think Kirk might be on to something

Mark · January 15th, 2002, 01:05 AM

- Dave Mustaine, still bitter after all these years

Cooperman · January 15th, 2002, 01:33 AM

- Cliff Burton... yeah it's low but I don't care

spawn · January 15th, 2002, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mark
- Dave Mustaine, still bitter after all these years

<-- Dave Mustaine on the bus ride back from getting fired!

He went through 5 stages.

:spin: Denial

Anger

Fear

Sadness
and finally

Acceptance

<-- Dave Mustaine trying to get on radio with radio friendly songs!

<-- Dave realising he has to teach Holy Wars to ANOTHER guitarist!

<-- Dave trying to get Metallicas attention so he can tour with them and get his record sales back on track!

<-- Dave sticking his tongue out at me over my smart ass remarks because he is in a metal band, is a great guitarist and has women fawning all over him and Im sitting at my pc in simpsons boxer shorts.

Blitzkrieg · January 15th, 2002, 02:03 AM

Cooperman · January 15th, 2002, 02:16 AM

:s - Ron McGoverny wondering why the hell he quit Metallica

Southy · January 15th, 2002, 02:30 AM

geez we are an amusing bunch today arent we

January 14th, 2002, 05:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
spawn Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 15,202	Smiley bands!! <-- Its Slipknot! (I have to reply each time with a new band cos you cant use too many smileys in one post!)

January 14th, 2002, 06:06 PM	#9 (permalink)
spawn Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 15,202	Its Metallica, cos they dont seem to know what the hell they are doing these days! Last edited by spawn : January 14th, 2002 at 06:09 PM.

January 14th, 2002, 06:09 PM	#10 (permalink)
spawn Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 15,202	Gene Paul Ace Peter You wanted the best, you got the best! The hottest band in the world....KISS!! Ace always looks sleepy and Peter is bitter cos they wont pay him more! Paul is happy, cos he always seems to be going off like a frog in a sock on stage and off! Last edited by spawn : January 14th, 2002 at 06:12 PM.

January 14th, 2002, 06:22 PM	#16 (permalink)
Mark Not blessed, or merciful Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sarf Lundin, Innit Posts: 7,022	And the pointless-yet-still-amusing thread of the year award goes to... __________________

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Mark Not blessed, or merciful Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sarf Lundin, Innit Posts: 7,022	- Dave Mustaine, still bitter after all these years __________________

January 14th, 2002, 05:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
spawn Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 15,202	Its a Death Metal band!

January 14th, 2002, 05:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
spawn Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 15,202	:spin: Its a Black Metal band! (The smiley is the obligatory woman on the keyboards....geddit??)

January 14th, 2002, 05:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
spawn Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 15,202	Its a Numetal band that tells everyone to "Jump with me!" The last guy there is the DJ of course.

January 14th, 2002, 05:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
spawn Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 15,202	Its Nsync when they realise their short lived career is over!!

January 14th, 2002, 06:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
spawn Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 15,202	Tom Jeff Kerry Dave Its Slayer!!!!!!! (Daves a bit upset because he doesnt know whether he is in the band or not.....)

January 14th, 2002, 06:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
spawn Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 15,202	Its Nirvana! (We are really unhappy grumbly bastards even though we are rich and never have to work again. We still wanna whine)

January 14th, 2002, 06:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
spawn Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 15,202	Its Korn! The crybaby one is of course Jonathan Davis.

January 14th, 2002, 06:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
spawn Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 15,202	Its any of the great 80s hairbands right after Nirvana released Nevermind!

January 14th, 2002, 06:13 PM	#12 (permalink)
spawn Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 15,202	Its the Scorpions! (Klaus is doing the pyramid thing on top of the guitarists!)

January 14th, 2002, 06:16 PM	#13 (permalink)
spawn Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 15,202	<-- Its Ozzy! <-- Its Joe Holmes after Ozzy fired him! <-- Its the devil, who Ozzy obviously made a deal with to still be alive. Or its Sharon. Take your pick Mwahahahaha

January 14th, 2002, 06:17 PM	#14 (permalink)
spawn Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 15,202	Its Ronnie James Dio! (Anyone who has seen his 80s live videos would know why )

January 14th, 2002, 06:20 PM	#15 (permalink)
spawn Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 15,202	Yes im bored.

January 15th, 2002, 01:33 AM	#21 (permalink)
Cooperman ...to the rescue!!! Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Virginia, USA Posts: 1,071	- Cliff Burton... yeah it's low but I don't care __________________ God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people's minds with our high voltage rock. In your name we pray, Amen.

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Blitzkrieg Stone Dead Forever Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 10,662	LMAO!! __________________ www.roxteddy.com ...here I am the knife in my hand and now I understand why the genius must die...

January 15th, 2002, 02:16 AM	#24 (permalink)
Cooperman ...to the rescue!!! Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Virginia, USA Posts: 1,071	:s - Ron McGoverny wondering why the hell he quit Metallica __________________ God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people's minds with our high voltage rock. In your name we pray, Amen.

January 15th, 2002, 02:30 AM	#25 (permalink)
Southy Proud Brisbane Metaller Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Brisbane,Australia Posts: 6,624	geez we are an amusing bunch today arent we __________________ The only difference between a Tattoed person and a NON-tattooed person is..A TATTOOED PERSON DOESN'T CARE IF YOUR NOT TATTOOED I wish I could be more like my hero's, then I wouldn't have to work as hard