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When Phils not listening to Katy Perry I fucking dig on this shit.
Lets get some eyes on this lads...
There you go giving away the follecular secrets again.
I'm all about the modern red.
I'm at a 'los for words.
I am my own beard.
You're fucking killing me here :lol:
Ask the viking.
Damn right I run the show. My follicles detect tiny sonic vibrations in the air which can be utilised to fine tune mixes into perfect piliferous...
A bit too much Phil. She's getting too close. You have to smother her with me - it's the only way.
I am a very nice and diplomatic beard, and...
I'm taking over Phil, soon there will be all Beardy and no Phil, it's all part of the plan, you are the human life support system for my earthly...
No! The I must remain pure and whole!
This is no laughing matter, someone tell Phil he needs to stroke me more often, a beard needs some love brother.