Oh no! Symbiant can't be leaving!
I suppose we should mourn our loss. Here's what Symbiant brought to the forum, how will we ever survive without him:
- Being ill-informed and arrogant, and spreading his bad information to other people.
- Refusing to admit that others are right and instead becomes a flaming douchebag.
- ....
Oh wait that it, that's all he ever did.
This is too funny to pass up so I'm going to go through piece-by-piece and tear his post apart.
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Originally Posted by Symbiant
You actually think you are that good you would take credit for that. Any band that names shit after themselves needs a slap.
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I guess you're not a big fan of Devin Townsend, eh? Not that I'm anywhere near as good as him, but its the NAME OF MY MUSIC. And, quite understandably, the band that performs my music live would be, "The Matt Parsons Band". Some people are fucking stupid.
Yes, I do write, record, and produce all of my music myself, so yeah, I will take credit for it. What would you expect me to do, credit someone who had no part in the process?
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Originally Posted by Symbiant
This is me signing off to this bullshit.
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Hooray!
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Originally Posted by Symbiant
I came on here to be at arms with other heads but only found it to be an egotestical haven.
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1) What the fuck does "be at arms with other heads" even mean?
2) Ego-testical? Is that some kind of misguided erotic fixation with one's own testicles?
3) I wonder what its called when you make the first insulting gestures, react aggressively to a dispute, and in the face of proof that you're incorrect, CONTINUE to be a douche bag... Oh yeah, egotistical, arrogant, and most of all stupid.
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Originally Posted by Symbiant
What do you do for a living? bet you got all that gear from your parents investing in your greedy selfish ego ass.
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1) I attend the University of Georgia working on a pharma cy degree ( anyone know why phar-macy gets censored? ). I'm A+ and HP certified to fix computers and I'm trying to get a job working as an IT technician to make money on the side.
2) I own ~$7,000 of music gear, including guitar and recording equipment. My parents have paid for... $0 of it. That's right, nothing. Every cent I have in my music is the direct result of HARD WORK and YEARS of saving.
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Originally Posted by Symbiant
If anyone thinks that you are the shit is an idiot.. You rip into everyone but yet have nothing to really back your famous ass up.
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What are you even saying? Did I ever claim to be "famous"? Do I "rip into" ANYONE aside from you, and didn't you PROVOKE it?
You make all these absurd claims with nothing to back your pathetic ass up, and yet you get defensive and butthurt when I prove you wrong. You're spreading ignorance and lies, and I am here to stop you.
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Originally Posted by Symbiant
get a life dipshit. I shouldn't even be giving a shit. I barely care if i get banned from here. You probably blow the mods. How many shows have you played? How many albums you have out? 0 is prob a good guess. Have a good time poindexter..
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More assumptions and stupid bullshit, which are of course incorrect. I stopped counting how many shows I've played YEARS ago.
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Originally Posted by Symbiant
Symbiant = Biggest condescending ego thriving loser with nothing to really back his shit up.
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Fixed.
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Peace out metal forum. 
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Mission accomplished!