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Old October 6th, 2007, 02:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old October 6th, 2007, 02:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old October 6th, 2007, 02:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old October 6th, 2007, 03:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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went to a local diner and had a bacon omelette with mushrooms for lunch. Hell yay.
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Old October 6th, 2007, 03:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
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went to a local diner and had a bacon omelette with mushrooms for lunch. Hell yay.
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Old October 6th, 2007, 03:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old October 6th, 2007, 03:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old October 6th, 2007, 03:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old October 6th, 2007, 03:16 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old October 6th, 2007, 03:48 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old October 6th, 2007, 04:06 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old October 6th, 2007, 04:13 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old October 6th, 2007, 04:19 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Be down with the bacon, not the sickness. This is the best way.
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Old October 6th, 2007, 04:29 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old October 6th, 2007, 05:08 PM   #15 (permalink)
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kevin, perhaps you should wear THIS to the gojira show instead

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Old October 6th, 2007, 05:42 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old October 6th, 2007, 06:13 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Shpongled, why do you always have to post about bacon? Seriously, we know you like bacon, but you don't have to keep fagging up the board with BACON BACON BACON. I hope the bacon starts hating you and doesn't let you eat it anymore.
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Old October 6th, 2007, 06:19 PM   #18 (permalink)
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The IP was traced to... Derick's vagina?!
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Old October 6th, 2007, 06:20 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old October 6th, 2007, 06:22 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old October 6th, 2007, 06:22 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old October 6th, 2007, 06:25 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old October 6th, 2007, 06:40 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old October 6th, 2007, 06:52 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old October 6th, 2007, 07:16 PM   #25 (permalink)
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