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Old December 29th, 2009, 01:23 AM   #1001 (permalink)
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Old December 29th, 2009, 03:25 AM   #1002 (permalink)
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yeah. Post 1,001.

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Old December 29th, 2009, 09:03 PM   #1003 (permalink)
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Old December 29th, 2009, 10:27 PM   #1004 (permalink)
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Old December 30th, 2009, 01:34 AM   #1005 (permalink)
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Old December 30th, 2009, 04:13 AM   #1006 (permalink)
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It has the whiff of fake to it, but still awesome!
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Old December 30th, 2009, 04:40 AM   #1007 (permalink)
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No, it's real. And amazing.


And from reddit.
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Old December 30th, 2009, 04:44 AM   #1008 (permalink)
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Old December 30th, 2009, 06:51 AM   #1009 (permalink)
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Old December 30th, 2009, 07:18 AM   #1010 (permalink)
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hmm a blowjob if you cut your hair...strange people live in this world xD
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Old December 30th, 2009, 07:51 AM   #1011 (permalink)
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hmm a blowjob if you cut your hair...strange people live in this world xD
Maybe she didn't mean the hair on his head.
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Old December 30th, 2009, 10:55 AM   #1012 (permalink)
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Old December 30th, 2009, 11:33 AM   #1013 (permalink)
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Old December 30th, 2009, 11:35 AM   #1014 (permalink)
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Man, what is it about those picture comic things that are so fuckin funny?
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Old December 30th, 2009, 11:43 AM   #1015 (permalink)
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Do you mean that in the "Holy shit that's hilarious and I can't understand why!" way or the "Why do people find that funny?" way?
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Old December 30th, 2009, 11:48 AM   #1016 (permalink)
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The former, I find them fucking hilarious as well.
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Old December 30th, 2009, 11:48 AM   #1017 (permalink)
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I'd assume the first. This is Max we're talking about.
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Old December 30th, 2009, 11:51 AM   #1018 (permalink)
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Just checkin' because I find them hysterical. I think it's the subtlety in them that make them so hilarious. Also the stills are able to show the perfectly desired reaction.

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Old December 30th, 2009, 11:53 AM   #1019 (permalink)
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Congratulations! You're officially a CIT (Comicnerd In Training)!
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Old December 30th, 2009, 11:56 AM   #1020 (permalink)
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YAY!!!!!!!!!

Still, the funniest one EVER was the one Azal posted about having sex with 23-year-olds.

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Old December 30th, 2009, 11:57 AM   #1021 (permalink)
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Pop-Culture becomes Pop-Culture. We're in a Pop-Culturegasm at the moment and unless it ceases, we're gonna be blowing our collective load over the the ages.

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Old December 30th, 2009, 12:01 PM   #1022 (permalink)
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It's gonna be one hell of a refractory period.
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Old December 30th, 2009, 01:34 PM   #1023 (permalink)
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Old December 30th, 2009, 03:09 PM   #1024 (permalink)
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Old December 30th, 2009, 04:30 PM   #1025 (permalink)
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