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Old April 24th, 2012, 12:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Jelqing

Starting my daily Jelqing exercises today. Anyone else do this? If so, lets get together and Jelq together (back to back only)

Also if you don't know what Jelqing is...

"Jelqing is a penis enlargement method intended to make the penis larger by "exercising" tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. This technique, also called "milking", involves wrapping the thumb and index finger around the penis while semi-erect and repeatedly drawing them away from one's body to force blood into the glans, thus encouraging more vascularity in the corpus cavernosum and associated tissues.[7] The term Jelqing is commonly misapplied to the whole category of penis enlargement exercises which includes exercises such as Kegels and Jelqing as well as a several others with less standardized names."




My hands smell like body lotion now so it is time to hit the shower.
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Old April 24th, 2012, 01:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old April 24th, 2012, 06:53 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old April 24th, 2012, 04:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old April 24th, 2012, 05:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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shit thread
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Old April 24th, 2012, 09:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Ok, yeah, I don't think Deron is going to like that at all.
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Old April 24th, 2012, 11:04 PM   #8 (permalink)
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That was pretty much the intention you idiot.
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It was a great thread until he ruined it.
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Old April 24th, 2012, 11:25 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I should of known better anyway. There are always a few super serious people that gotta come in and be a party pooper.
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It was a great thread until he ruined it.
Which is a job reserved for you.
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