I'll see your Miami Face Eater and raise you one NJ Intestine Hurler:

~Lynn~ · May 31st, 2012, 07:00 PM

http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hack...at_police.html

neal · May 31st, 2012, 07:02 PM

pretty fuckin metal

~Lynn~ · May 31st, 2012, 08:06 PM

Fuckin a... what week for grimness

neal · May 31st, 2012, 10:15 PM

at least it adds some flair and style to the typical weekly murder news articles

Captain Beard · May 31st, 2012, 11:18 PM

The shadier boards think zombies are coming. I think they'd be coming a lot faster than this, personally.

Dead Winter · June 1st, 2012, 03:55 AM

Can't think of a better place to start the zombie apocalypse than New Jersey.

Captain Beard · June 1st, 2012, 05:50 AM

I... actually agree.

Dead Winter · June 1st, 2012, 11:34 AM

Hopefully they'll move their way up to those fucking annoying NYers.

~Lynn~ · June 1st, 2012, 12:05 PM

Alexander Kinyua Ate Kujoe Agyei-Kodie's Brain, Heart In Maryland, Cops Say

In yet another horrifying incident of human flesh-eating this week, a student in Maryland allegedly admitted to devouring his roommate's brain and heart.

Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old Morgan State University student, admitted to murdering his roommate Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, who was reported missing last Friday, cops told the Baltimore Sun.

Kinyua's father called police late Tuesday night when Kinyua's brother reportedly found human remains -- a head and two hands -- in a metal tin in the basement. The brother and father left the room for a short time, but when they came back, the body parts had been moved and Kinyua was washing out the tin, the paper reported.

Officers searched the house and arrested Kinyua. The man allegedly confessed a shocking revelation: not only had he killed Agyei-Kodie by cutting him up with a knife and then dismembered him, he ingested parts of the victim's brain and all of his heart. He then allegedly dropped most of the remains in a Dumpster behind a church in Joppatowne.

It's yet unclear what Kinyua's motive may have been, but he was charged with first-degree murder on Wednesday. In another incident on May 20, he was charged with first-degree assault when he allegedly beat a fellow student randomly with a baseball bat and then fled into the woods.

The gruesome case comes on the heels of a similar attack in Miami on Saturday, in which Rudy Eugene, 31, was killed by cops while in the process of chewing off most of a homeless man's face.

Ronald Poppo, 65, is alive, but the bizarre flesh-eating attack left doctors with a literal puzzle in how to put his face back together.

Archelaos · June 2nd, 2012, 11:47 PM

...we're on the verge of some The Crazies/28 Days Later shit. GET READY..

Mr.Sister · June 4th, 2012, 03:07 PM

In the news today: a turkish man killed his wife on his balcony in Berlin and threw parts of the dissected body on pedestrians.

Edit:
Ahh, there it is
http://www.couriermail.com.au/ipad/m...-1226384036444

A lot of information's are missing in the article though.

Dead Winter · June 4th, 2012, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Sister

In the news today: a turkish man killed his wife on his balcony in Berlin and threw parts of the dissected body on pedestrians.

Edit:
Ahh, there it is
http://www.couriermail.com.au/ipad/m...-1226384036444

A lot of information's are missing in the article though.

Yeah, but that's just your regular, every day crazy Muslim shit.

E-bortion · June 4th, 2012, 06:45 PM

Mr.Sister · June 4th, 2012, 08:40 PM

hmmm... zombie muslims.... I see a fucking great trash movie here

May 31st, 2012, 07:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
~Lynn~ Bah... Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: oblivion Posts: 1,869	I'll see your Miami Face Eater and raise you one NJ Intestine Hurler: http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hack...at_police.html __________________ 'Tis better to curse the darkness than light thy hand on fire.

May 31st, 2012, 07:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
neal wizard in black Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: california Posts: 22,994	pretty fuckin metal __________________ Drop out of Life with Bong in Hand Follow the Smoke toward the Riff filled Land

May 31st, 2012, 08:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
~Lynn~ Bah... Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: oblivion Posts: 1,869	Fuckin a... what week for grimness __________________ 'Tis better to curse the darkness than light thy hand on fire.

May 31st, 2012, 10:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
neal wizard in black Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: california Posts: 22,994	at least it adds some flair and style to the typical weekly murder news articles __________________ Drop out of Life with Bong in Hand Follow the Smoke toward the Riff filled Land

May 31st, 2012, 11:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
Captain Beard More guns than Krigloch. Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: The House of the Rising Sard. Posts: 28,013	The shadier boards think zombies are coming. I think they'd be coming a lot faster than this, personally. __________________ Spoon.

June 1st, 2012, 05:50 AM	#7 (permalink)
Captain Beard More guns than Krigloch. Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: The House of the Rising Sard. Posts: 28,013	I... actually agree. __________________ Spoon.

June 1st, 2012, 12:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
~Lynn~ Bah... Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: oblivion Posts: 1,869	Alexander Kinyua Ate Kujoe Agyei-Kodie's Brain, Heart In Maryland, Cops Say In yet another horrifying incident of human flesh-eating this week, a student in Maryland allegedly admitted to devouring his roommate's brain and heart. Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old Morgan State University student, admitted to murdering his roommate Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, who was reported missing last Friday, cops told the Baltimore Sun. Kinyua's father called police late Tuesday night when Kinyua's brother reportedly found human remains -- a head and two hands -- in a metal tin in the basement. The brother and father left the room for a short time, but when they came back, the body parts had been moved and Kinyua was washing out the tin, the paper reported. Officers searched the house and arrested Kinyua. The man allegedly confessed a shocking revelation: not only had he killed Agyei-Kodie by cutting him up with a knife and then dismembered him, he ingested parts of the victim's brain and all of his heart. He then allegedly dropped most of the remains in a Dumpster behind a church in Joppatowne. It's yet unclear what Kinyua's motive may have been, but he was charged with first-degree murder on Wednesday. In another incident on May 20, he was charged with first-degree assault when he allegedly beat a fellow student randomly with a baseball bat and then fled into the woods. The gruesome case comes on the heels of a similar attack in Miami on Saturday, in which Rudy Eugene, 31, was killed by cops while in the process of chewing off most of a homeless man's face. Ronald Poppo, 65, is alive, but the bizarre flesh-eating attack left doctors with a literal puzzle in how to put his face back together. __________________ 'Tis better to curse the darkness than light thy hand on fire.

June 2nd, 2012, 11:47 PM	#10 (permalink)
Archelaos A man in the world. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 384	...we're on the verge of some The Crazies/28 Days Later shit. GET READY.. __________________ Enemy Rising, by my band, The Man Who Laughs.

June 4th, 2012, 03:07 PM	#11 (permalink)
Mr.Sister Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Germany Posts: 446	In the news today: a turkish man killed his wife on his balcony in Berlin and threw parts of the dissected body on pedestrians. Edit: Ahh, there it is http://www.couriermail.com.au/ipad/m...-1226384036444 A lot of information's are missing in the article though. Last edited by Mr.Sister : June 4th, 2012 at 03:19 PM.

June 4th, 2012, 06:45 PM	#13 (permalink)
E-bortion Omae wa mo shindeiru Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,521	__________________

June 4th, 2012, 08:40 PM	#14 (permalink)
Mr.Sister Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Germany Posts: 446	hmmm... zombie muslims.... I see a fucking great trash movie here