Satanic Dirge signs to Roadrunner Records

Opethian666 · August 23rd, 2006, 09:04 AM

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/bla...wsitemID=56935

"Once we heard this brilliant approach to progressive black metal, there was no way we could miss an oppurtunity this good to start a revolution in the oversaturated subgenre of black metal. Satanic Dirge is going to startle the metal scene with their work of genius!"

If just for a second, one of you took this seriously, my day is made!

Pethical · August 23rd, 2006, 09:08 AM

oinkness signs to donut king, three times an hour

:Wreath: · August 23rd, 2006, 09:25 AM

nice one

worldwide_suicide · August 23rd, 2006, 09:27 AM

ROFL

Hubster · August 23rd, 2006, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pethical

oinkness signs to donut king, three times an hour

Fucken hell Tom, youre on a roll today man

[KOTNO]Narrot · August 23rd, 2006, 10:29 AM

rofl. the first moment i thought it was true.

derbeder · August 23rd, 2006, 10:34 AM

that would have been the end of roadrunner as we know it

Moonlapse · August 23rd, 2006, 10:34 AM

I'm sure they've signed worse

Powers · August 23rd, 2006, 10:35 AM

Ok, funny thread, shit but funny.

[KOTNO]Narrot · August 23rd, 2006, 10:37 AM

i cant tell. i never checked satanic dirge

Kenneth R. · August 23rd, 2006, 10:38 AM

funnier still: i totally bought it. i mean, RR is a label i wouldn't put past it.

August 23rd, 2006, 09:08 AM	#2 (permalink)
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August 23rd, 2006, 09:27 AM	#4 (permalink)
worldwide_suicide Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,812	ROFL __________________

August 23rd, 2006, 10:29 AM	#6 (permalink)
[KOTNO]Narrot Eats and spits corpses... Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 9,216	rofl. the first moment i thought it was true. __________________ Last edited by [KOTNO]Narrot : August 23rd, 2006 at 10:40 AM.

August 23rd, 2006, 10:35 AM	#9 (permalink)
Powers Good Morning USA! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Sunderland, U.K. Posts: 2,153	Ok, funny thread, shit but funny. __________________ Francine, you be very careful out there today, we're at terror alert orange! Which means something might go down somewhere in some way at some point in time.

August 23rd, 2006, 10:34 AM	#7 (permalink)
derbeder in a vicious circle Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: lost Posts: 1,875	that would have been the end of roadrunner as we know it

August 23rd, 2006, 10:34 AM	#8 (permalink)
Moonlapse F*ck them! Who are they? Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 10,980	I'm sure they've signed worse

August 23rd, 2006, 10:37 AM	#10 (permalink)
[KOTNO]Narrot Eats and spits corpses... Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 9,216	i cant tell. i never checked satanic dirge __________________

August 23rd, 2006, 10:38 AM	#11 (permalink)
Kenneth R. Autumnstone Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Hallways of Always Posts: 15,554	funnier still: i totally bought it. i mean, RR is a label i wouldn't put past it. __________________