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Old June 17th, 2008, 06:22 PM   #76 (permalink)
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OMFG I HATEZ DITYRUBED WAT FAGS.

FAG-EMTAL IS ITS NAME,
DOWN THE TOYLET IN THE DRAIN!!!
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Old June 18th, 2008, 10:36 AM   #77 (permalink)
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Far bigger talk than anything you've demonstrated the capacity for, Tolstoy.

Well, at least you did have the decency to warn everyone by choosing the absolute most accurate name possible for yourself... "wanker". I enjoy lots of different bands, for different reasons and with varying enthusiasm, and I really couldn't care less what some puerile, narrow-minded adolescent ass-bag thinks about it.

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Haha, you're such a combative prick. I used to listen to tons of horrendous nu-metal and think some of it still has value, for example Mudvayne's LD 20 has some pretty cool stuff on it, I don't hate most of Korn and Slipknot's material, etc. I just remember even back in high school when I thought Slipknot and Mudvayne were the height of awesome I still HATED disturbed's first album besides the song "Voices," all of the singer's dumb sound effects drove me nuts and they jumped on the "cover an 80s song" bandwagon with probably the worst contribution, that miserable cover of Shout where they tried to sound really tough. Also, they had that goddam song called dropping plates which starts with a fadein synth chord, a barf sound effect, and then lyrics like (i swear i'm not making this up) "A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOUR EARHOLE, GET UP!!!!" Maybe they've improved since then, but I'm not a real big fan of the singles I've heard on the radio. Anyway, I wasn't trying to be like "lol disturbed is for queerz lol" I just found it funny that you wrote that huge essay with tons of vocabulary not frequently seen on this forum in defense of a band that has released a song like "Down with the Sickness" which is easily one of the top 10 worst songs in nu metal history (quite an achievement with competition like the limp bizkit/coal chamber catalogs). If you have no sense of humor, you can go start a forum for humorless types with a penchant for music that everyone makes fun of on here with Kenneth R.
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Old June 18th, 2008, 10:40 AM   #78 (permalink)
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lol, what would be the most efficient way for me to put together my music resume?
Huh? I meant down with the sickness is on disturbed's resume, and thus listening to them should always carry a certain sense of shame even if their following albums are the best ever recorded.
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Old June 18th, 2008, 10:45 AM   #79 (permalink)
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come on now kenneth. mudvayne's second album will always be very special to me but i know not to try and change people's minds about them on this forum. if you like disturbed, thats cool, but there's no reason to get upset over people's comments about them, because most people on here hate them. doesnt mean u cant dig them.

oh, and i bet even wankerness has some band he idolizes but fears to tell anyone. (*answer* the band is TATU)
Kenneth is like, the most humorless vagina on this forum. He gets raged whenever anyone makes fun of anything cheesy/non-metaul and misses just about every joke anyone makes so he can respond to it with something bitchy. I think he might be autistic. That creepy looking guy that used to be his AV that I think might have been the singer for Lacuna Coil will always be the picture in my mind I have of him.

I idolize lots of bands that everyone here would make fun of to no end. I've made this well known in such threads as the Tori Amos one. I barely listen to any metal anymore and really didn't like watershed, I just find this forum funny and have been here for years.
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Old June 18th, 2008, 11:49 AM   #80 (permalink)
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Kenneth is like, the most humorless vagina on this forum. He gets raged whenever anyone makes fun of anything cheesy/non-metaul and misses just about every joke anyone makes so he can respond to it with something bitchy. I think he might be autistic. That creepy looking guy that used to be his AV that I think might have been the singer for Lacuna Coil will always be the picture in my mind I have of him.

I idolize lots of bands that everyone here would make fun of to no end. I've made this well known in such threads as the Tori Amos one. I barely listen to any metal anymore and really didn't like watershed, I just find this forum funny and have been here for years.
tori amos is fantastic BTW. i just dont think that this is the forum to discuss disturbed, it's like going onto a nazi forum and saying "hey, stop the hate."
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Old June 18th, 2008, 12:42 PM   #81 (permalink)
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bleh, Disturbed. I really can't take much of them, but there is worse shit out there.
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Old June 18th, 2008, 12:49 PM   #82 (permalink)
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tori amos is fantastic BTW. i just dont think that this is the forum to discuss disturbed, it's like going onto a nazi forum and saying "hey, stop the hate."
Yeah, there are obviously plenty of shittier bands out there, it's just funny that some people are getting raged over people making fun of them when it's obvious that's what would happen on a board based on Opeth. I wonder if someone started a thread about kelly clarkson or fifty cent or something they'd start throwing around accusations of shallow metal fanboys wearing too much black eyeliner and trying to be kvlt too :P Which, by the way, is kind of funny since it's the hot topic crowd that is the stereotype of disturbed's target audience.
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Old June 18th, 2008, 01:33 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Yeah, there are obviously plenty of shittier bands out there, it's just funny that some people are getting raged over people making fun of them when it's obvious that's what would happen on a board based on Opeth. I wonder if someone started a thread about kelly clarkson or fifty cent or something they'd start throwing around accusations of shallow metal fanboys wearing too much black eyeliner and trying to be kvlt too :P Which, by the way, is kind of funny since it's the hot topic crowd that is the stereotype of disturbed's target audience.
i c ur point.
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Old June 18th, 2008, 03:46 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Haha, you're such a combative prick.
He put you in your place. Take it like a man.

PS I dig Tori Amos too. It seems you're the one with a sandy, my friend. I make no apology for my bluntness. If it chafes you, that's your problem. I'm not afraid to state when I like a band, or dislike a band, and I'm not going to come down to your level to play.
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Old June 18th, 2008, 07:24 PM   #85 (permalink)
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And the wanking continues...

"Haha, you're such a combative prick."

Hello? Kettle? This is the Pot calling...

"I used to listen to tons of horrendous nu-metal and think some of it still has value, for example Mudvayne's LD 20 has some pretty cool stuff on it, I don't hate most of Korn and Slipknot's material, etc. I just remember even back in high school when I thought Slipknot and Mudvayne were the height of awesome I still HATED disturbed's first album besides the song "Voices," all of the singer's dumb sound effects drove me nuts and they jumped on the "cover an 80s song" bandwagon with probably the worst contribution, that miserable cover of Shout where they tried to sound really tough. Also, they had that goddam song called dropping plates which starts with a fadein synth chord, a barf sound effect, and then lyrics like (i swear i'm not making this up) "A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOUR EARHOLE, GET UP!!!!" Maybe they've improved since then, but I'm not a real big fan of the singles I've heard on the radio."

Again, seeing as you're reading comprehension skills are so obviously lacking, allow me to remind you that what I actually said was that I liked SOME of their stuff, primarily for some of the cool riffs Donegan's come up with. For the record, I've never cared for the singer either, but I'm a guitarist, so I've learned to look past mediocre singers over the years. And who the hell listens to the radio anymore?!

"Anyway, I wasn't trying to be like "lol disturbed is for queerz lol" I just found it funny that you wrote that huge essay with tons of vocabulary not frequently seen on this forum in defense of a band that has released a song like "Down with the Sickness" which is easily one of the top 10 worst songs in nu metal history (quite an achievement with competition like the limp bizkit/coal chamber catalogs). If you have no sense of humor, you can go start a forum for humorless types with a penchant for music that everyone makes fun of on here with Kenneth R."

Awwwww... I'm so very sorry that all dem big ol' words gave you such a headache, junior. In the future, I promise I'll make every attempt to dumb it down to your level. Please forgive my temerity (oops, there I go again!) for assuming on a freaking Opeth board that the median literacy level was somewhere beyond the 4th grade! And AGAIN, I believe I pointed out that I was more a fan of the riffs than the lyrics, but we've already covered your now legendary lack of comprehension, so I'll leave that last bit of flesh on the dead horse unflayed for now. As for having a sense of humor, you've yet to post anything that could even remotely be considered as "funny" or that has made anyone other than yourself so much as snicker, so frankly, how the fuck would you even know?!

Anxiously awaiting your next insipid paroxysm...

Your pal,

RK

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