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Old May 25th, 2008, 10:23 PM   #226 (permalink)
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There's a few. Not many of them are vikings though.
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Old May 27th, 2008, 07:56 AM   #227 (permalink)
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haha find me a pole and i'll give you all a pole dance

ooh did anyone see the belly dancer on 'britain's got talent' last night (one of the bad things about going to my parents for tea, they watch shit TV)
she was hot!
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Old May 27th, 2008, 08:28 AM   #228 (permalink)
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haha find me a pole and i'll give you all a pole dance
Don't worry, we'll rig one up somehow


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ooh did anyone see the belly dancer on 'britain's got talent' last night (one of the bad things about going to my parents for tea, they watch shit TV)
she was hot!
Katie! I thought you were cool.
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Old May 27th, 2008, 09:33 AM   #229 (permalink)
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Katie! I thought you were cool.

haha i am.... i had no choice in the matter, my dad controls the tv
but i made the best out of a bad situation by perving over the hot belly dancer
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Old May 27th, 2008, 10:32 AM   #230 (permalink)
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but i made the best out of a bad situation by perving over the hot belly dancer
Atta wench!

Lecherous Viking wenches FTW!
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Old May 27th, 2008, 10:36 AM   #231 (permalink)
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hahaha indeed!

it was rather amusing sat in a gay bar in vienna with two straight guys and one gay guy, discussing the type of women i find hot with one of the straight guys whilst trying to figure out what was going on with the straight welsh chick in front of us who went home with two gay guys...
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Old May 27th, 2008, 11:50 AM   #232 (permalink)
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The latter part of that last sentence sounds like most of my saturday nights from 2001-5

Except I'm not straight and I'm not Welsh...but the going home with gay guys? Been there, done that. Usually because I'd spent my taxi money, and their houses were within walking distance
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Old May 27th, 2008, 12:31 PM   #233 (permalink)
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Maybe I should start pretending to be a gay guy. I'd be getting tons of chicks with that very innocent lie:

"Well... I've never really tried it. Maybe you could be the one to change me"
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Old May 27th, 2008, 12:37 PM   #234 (permalink)
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I have a pole, would you like to give me a pole dance?
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Old May 27th, 2008, 10:10 PM   #235 (permalink)
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Why don't you give the pole dance.
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Old May 27th, 2008, 10:30 PM   #236 (permalink)
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