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Old June 10th, 2008, 05:57 AM   #101 (permalink)
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Well then...seems like you'll be wearing nothing!
now don't you start encouraging these boys Mika!

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I guess thats more detrimental to men though!
and yet beneficial to women
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Old June 10th, 2008, 10:22 AM   #102 (permalink)
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I guess thats more detrimental to men though!



gotta remember that one

"may I see your viking horn? "
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Old June 10th, 2008, 10:40 AM   #103 (permalink)
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...that settles it, I'm getting one of the mid-to-higher-end digital cameras if I ever go to a European concert.

Oh, and though my horn is only of average size, it brings much happiness to whomever blows it!
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Old June 10th, 2008, 11:22 AM   #104 (permalink)
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...i'm allergic to warpaint...
We'll find a non-allergenic alternative, then. Real blood or watercolor paint, maybe?

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"may I see your viking horn? "
I'll have to try that pickup line. I'm sure some fellow will find it charming.

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Oh, and though my horn is only of average size, it brings much happiness to whomever blows it!
The happiness of the horn itself is my primary concern.
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Old June 10th, 2008, 12:50 PM   #105 (permalink)
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the size of your horn doesn't matter, what does matter is what you can do with your horn
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Old June 12th, 2008, 10:36 PM   #106 (permalink)
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Old June 17th, 2008, 06:36 AM   #107 (permalink)
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We'll find a non-allergenic alternative, then. Real blood or watercolor paint, maybe?
mmmmmmmmmmmm real blood.............
oh wait, i mean, eww?
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Old June 18th, 2008, 03:18 PM   #108 (permalink)
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mmmmmmmmmmmm real blood.............
oh wait, i mean, eww?
You little vampire, you!
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Old June 22nd, 2008, 03:11 PM   #109 (permalink)
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Being easily distracted works out like this

Haemophilia > Alexei of Russia > Rasputin > Turisas
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DAMN YOU WIKIPEDIA!!
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Old June 23rd, 2008, 06:05 AM   #110 (permalink)
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My god I'm bored
and trying to finish my genetics CW
gah!.......entertainment please!
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Old June 23rd, 2008, 06:13 AM   #111 (permalink)
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