The Longship Voyage! - Page 3

Katie'Force · April 28th, 2008, 10:21 AM

pish, your extra-reinforced rubber coated helmets are no defence against the mighty warrioress katie's axe, for what you do not know is that i am secretly the goddess freya in disguise

Vikingess · April 28th, 2008, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Thraxas

Aww! lookit the lil viking!

Bastard

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Originally Posted by Katie'Force

hahaha at which point i sneak up behind him and whack him over the head with my axe!

You'd have to stand on something...he's a tad tall.

And with me at 5ft, it has to be said we make a rather spectacularly odd couple. Especially given that I tend to charge around like a hyperactive baby rhino, with him following at a more sedate pace, usually looking after my pint

Thraxas · April 28th, 2008, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Vikingess

Bastard

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Let's face it, you didn't so much ask for that as go down on your knees and beg!

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Originally Posted by Vikingess

You'd have to stand on something...he's a tad tall.

Do longboats come with stepladders as standard?

Vikingess · April 28th, 2008, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Thraxas

Let's face it, you didn't so much ask for that as go down on your knees and beg!

Only because I know that's exactly what you'd say if it really happened

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Do longboats come with stepladders as standard?

Ours will. Or we'll construct one out of our other rowing slaves when you get a bit above yourself

Thraxas · April 28th, 2008, 10:46 AM

Wonderful! Then I can indulge in my hobby of waiting for someone to reach the very top of a stepladder then ever-so-casually leaning on it...

Vikingess · April 28th, 2008, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Thraxas

Wonderful! Then I can indulge in my hobby of waiting for someone to reach the very top of a stepladder then ever-so-casually leaning on it...

You know, on second thoughts, it might be safer to have you in the water, pulling us along

Thraxas · April 28th, 2008, 11:01 AM

No chance. I might get water in my beer!

Vikingess · April 28th, 2008, 11:03 AM

We'll rig up a straw-based Beer Supply System (BSS).

Thraxas · April 28th, 2008, 11:06 AM

And my facial hair might lose its shape if I get sea-water in it.

The Shinster · April 28th, 2008, 11:19 AM

I'll bring a katana ^_^

Thraxas · April 28th, 2008, 11:28 AM

Wouldn't an oar be more effective?

April 28th, 2008, 10:21 AM	#51 (permalink)
Katie'Force Kables Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Leeds Posts: 1,909	pish, your extra-reinforced rubber coated helmets are no defence against the mighty warrioress katie's axe, for what you do not know is that i am secretly the goddess freya in disguise __________________ Thraxas: With Jeremy Clarkson in his speedboat as the enemy! Vikingess: Could we not run to a small nuclear arsenal? Thraxas: Do we really want to get boarded by Greenpeace? Katie’Force: First Clarkson, now Greenpeace!!! This is an awesome war... in a longboat... fought with oars....

April 28th, 2008, 11:03 AM	#58 (permalink)
Vikingess Miniature Viking Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Birmingham Posts: 498	We'll rig up a straw-based Beer Supply System (BSS). __________________ All that is gold does not glitter Not all who wander are lost The old that is strong does not wither Deep roots are not reached by the frost From the ashes a fire shall be woken A light from the shadows shall spring Renewed shall be blade that was broken The crownless again shall be king. ~Bilbo's verses for Aragorn II

April 28th, 2008, 11:19 AM	#60 (permalink)
The Shinster Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 234	I'll bring a katana ^_^ __________________ OMFG SIGGAGE! O_O

April 28th, 2008, 10:46 AM	#55 (permalink)
Thraxas Ale quaffer Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Pembrokeshire, Wales Posts: 225	Wonderful! Then I can indulge in my hobby of waiting for someone to reach the very top of a stepladder then ever-so-casually leaning on it...

April 28th, 2008, 11:01 AM	#57 (permalink)
Thraxas Ale quaffer Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Pembrokeshire, Wales Posts: 225	No chance. I might get water in my beer!

April 28th, 2008, 11:06 AM	#59 (permalink)
Thraxas Ale quaffer Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Pembrokeshire, Wales Posts: 225	And my facial hair might lose its shape if I get sea-water in it.

April 28th, 2008, 11:28 AM	#61 (permalink)
Thraxas Ale quaffer Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Pembrokeshire, Wales Posts: 225	Wouldn't an oar be more effective?