WHY are there no Disney Vikings?

Vikingess · May 4th, 2008, 04:07 PM

Any ideas?

I think this is a criminal oversight by Disney personally. I say we make our own if Disney are going to be snobby about Vikings...

Who's with me?

*Mika* · May 4th, 2008, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Vikingess

Any ideas?

I think this is a criminal oversight by Disney personally. I say we make our own if Disney are going to be snobby about Vikings...

Who's with me?

Aye!
We could always remodel Hagar

Vikingess · May 4th, 2008, 04:35 PM

Or send Thraxas off to the art department!

That way we get a fairly accurate viking AND we get rid of Thraxas

Thraxas · May 4th, 2008, 06:56 PM

You won't get rid of me that easily. I have a lifelong hatred of all things Disney. I say we kill the mouse and nail it to the front of the longboat.

Vikingess · May 6th, 2008, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Thraxas

You won't get rid of me that easily. I have a lifelong hatred of all things Disney. I say we kill the mouse and nail it to the front of the longboat.

"And today on Jeremy Kyle, Disney ruined my life! Tales from the Bitter and Twisted!"

Katie'Force · May 6th, 2008, 10:04 AM

hahaha i'm with Thraxas, i worked for the disney store for three years *goes to cower in a corner*

ingrid · May 6th, 2008, 10:34 AM

well at least a dutch children show made a song about eric the viking

You Tube

MadMeg · May 6th, 2008, 11:49 AM

Because raping and pillaging isn't particularly Disney?

Although they did manage to romanticize piracy...which is essentially the same thing...

*Mika* · May 6th, 2008, 01:12 PM

But Dutch kids aren't Disney, so doesn't count

I think the closest I've found is Asterix, but definitly no Disney

, yeah they always go for the romantic side *except Bambi, oops I shot your mum), frankly I'd go watch a film of theirs if it involves plundering villages with axes.
OOH and making the word 'superfluous' used in everyday conversation

Thraxas · May 6th, 2008, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Katie'Force

hahaha i'm with Thraxas, i worked for the disney store for three years *goes to cower in a corner*

Wow, I think that would've sent me over the edge! The only reason I have to hate them is the unutterable shitness of everything they've ever created, but that's more than reason enough for me.

Katie'Force · May 7th, 2008, 04:40 AM

see i love their movies, but as a company? oh they need some serious burning and pillaging, i think that should be our next quest after the war against clarkson and greenpeace, to make disney create vikings and stop making so many damn shit sequels!!!!!!!!!

May 4th, 2008, 04:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
Vikingess Miniature Viking Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Birmingham Posts: 513	WHY are there no Disney Vikings? Any ideas? I think this is a criminal oversight by Disney personally. I say we make our own if Disney are going to be snobby about Vikings... Who's with me? __________________ All that is gold does not glitter Not all who wander are lost The old that is strong does not wither Deep roots are not reached by the frost From the ashes a fire shall be woken A light from the shadows shall spring Renewed shall be blade that was broken The crownless again shall be king. ~Bilbo's verses for Aragorn II

May 4th, 2008, 04:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Vikingess Miniature Viking Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Birmingham Posts: 513	Or send Thraxas off to the art department! That way we get a fairly accurate viking AND we get rid of Thraxas __________________ All that is gold does not glitter Not all who wander are lost The old that is strong does not wither Deep roots are not reached by the frost From the ashes a fire shall be woken A light from the shadows shall spring Renewed shall be blade that was broken The crownless again shall be king. ~Bilbo's verses for Aragorn II

May 6th, 2008, 10:04 AM	#6 (permalink)
Katie'Force Kables Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Leeds Posts: 1,942	hahaha i'm with Thraxas, i worked for the disney store for three years goes to cower in a corner __________________ Thraxas: With Jeremy Clarkson in his speedboat as the enemy! Vikingess: Could we not run to a small nuclear arsenal? Thraxas: Do we really want to get boarded by Greenpeace? Katie’Force: First Clarkson, now Greenpeace!!! This is an awesome war... in a longboat... fought with oars....

May 6th, 2008, 01:12 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mika Keeper of The Duck Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: in a field...The Fens Posts: 454	But Dutch kids aren't Disney, so doesn't count I think the closest I've found is Asterix, but definitly no Disney , yeah they always go for the romantic side except Bambi, oops I shot your mum), frankly I'd go watch a film of theirs if it involves plundering villages with axes. OOH and making the word 'superfluous' used in everyday conversation __________________ HOLY SPIDER*

May 7th, 2008, 04:40 AM	#11 (permalink)
Katie'Force Kables Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Leeds Posts: 1,942	see i love their movies, but as a company? oh they need some serious burning and pillaging, i think that should be our next quest after the war against clarkson and greenpeace, to make disney create vikings and stop making so many damn shit sequels!!!!!!!!! __________________ Thraxas: With Jeremy Clarkson in his speedboat as the enemy! Vikingess: Could we not run to a small nuclear arsenal? Thraxas: Do we really want to get boarded by Greenpeace? Katie’Force: First Clarkson, now Greenpeace!!! This is an awesome war... in a longboat... fought with oars....

May 4th, 2008, 06:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
Thraxas Ale quaffer Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Pembrokeshire, Wales Posts: 225	You won't get rid of me that easily. I have a lifelong hatred of all things Disney. I say we kill the mouse and nail it to the front of the longboat.

May 6th, 2008, 11:49 AM	#8 (permalink)
MadMeg Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 26	Because raping and pillaging isn't particularly Disney? Although they did manage to romanticize piracy...which is essentially the same thing...