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Old May 4th, 2008, 04:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Choose a weapon for the person above you...

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Deep roots are not reached by the frost

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A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king.

~Bilbo's verses for Aragorn II
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Old May 4th, 2008, 04:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Cherry Darling from Planet Terror's legs, therefore you could shoot and be taller all in one fellow swoop
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Old May 4th, 2008, 04:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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A laser-equipped Rubber Duck of DOOOOOOOOOM. Aiming might be a bit tricky but hey, the awesomeness of the weapon itself would defeat anything!
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The old that is strong does not wither
Deep roots are not reached by the frost

From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king.

~Bilbo's verses for Aragorn II
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Old May 4th, 2008, 06:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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A Petticoat Cannon - fire it at your enemy and they get suffocated by layer upon layer of mock-50s skirts.
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Old May 5th, 2008, 11:10 AM   #5 (permalink)
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The Dismissive Look of Dire Consequences. Most effective over the rim of a tankard.
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Not all who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither
Deep roots are not reached by the frost

From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king.

~Bilbo's verses for Aragorn II
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Old May 21st, 2008, 04:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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A potato gun. Very environment-friendly.
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 11:57 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Nunchucks. Because everyone needs nunchucks.
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The old that is strong does not wither
Deep roots are not reached by the frost

From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king.

~Bilbo's verses for Aragorn II
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 12:03 PM   #8 (permalink)
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The pink paintbrush of death!!!

Not very fiercesome...until it meets your ideas
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 12:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Mutant Duck of Grave Peril

@ pink paintbrush of death.... Mika, I love you!
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The old that is strong does not wither
Deep roots are not reached by the frost

From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king.

~Bilbo's verses for Aragorn II
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Old May 23rd, 2008, 11:10 AM   #10 (permalink)
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The Bad Taste Sonic Attack
Plays godawful pop music and Disney songs at the enemy until they are strangled by their own eardrums.
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Old May 23rd, 2008, 11:16 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Valmet M76 Semiauto (the Finish variety of the AK47)
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Old May 23rd, 2008, 12:12 PM   #12 (permalink)
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A bazooka that fires used panties at the enemy, conviently pocket-sized for the ultimate stealth
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