Bonnie Tyler, Turisas Style.

Vikingess · May 20th, 2008, 10:02 AM

I suddenly felt the need to do a Turisas version of 'Holding Out For A Hero'.

Where the hell has Lisko gone, and where are all the skirts?
Where's the mighty Turisas, to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a Tude upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need...

Chorus:
I need a Viking!
I'm holding out for a Viking til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a Viking!
I'm holding out for a Viking til the morning light
He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
Larger than life...

Somewhere after midnight
In my motorised longship
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's Hanu reaching back for me

Racing on the thunder
And rising with the heat
It's gonna take a Viking man to sweep me off my feet!

Chorus x2

Up where the Olli meets the fiddle above
Out where the warpaint stains the skin
I could swear there's a Jussi somewhere watching me

Through the fur and the sweat and beer
And the Warlord in flight
I can feel his approach like an axe in the neck
Like an axe in the neck...

Chorus to fade

*Mika* · May 20th, 2008, 10:06 AM

I now wish I had a copy of that song to sing along too
Well done m'dear, certainly beats any disney re-works

Vikingess · May 20th, 2008, 10:11 AM

Why thank ye!

I'm currently contemplating another one...possibly to Shakira

*Mika* · May 20th, 2008, 10:13 AM

May I recommend underneath your furs or axe like yours :P

Vikingess · May 20th, 2008, 10:15 AM

Hordes Don't Lie?

*Mika* · May 20th, 2008, 10:17 AM

Love it
Poem to a horde

Katie'Force · May 20th, 2008, 10:32 AM

hahahahahahaha love you girls!

Vikingess · May 20th, 2008, 10:34 AM

Change of plan: I'm doing Wet Wet Wet.

I feel it in my helmet
I feel it in my horns
Hordes are all around me
And so the fear grows

It's written on the wind
It's in my underpants
Oh yes it is
So if you're gonna kill me
Come on and have a go...

Chorus:
I am a Viking, I'll kill you first
My horde's made up of the best warriors
There'll be no warning, this is your end
'Cause on my horde, I can depend!

You'll see your life before you, as my axe meets your head
I kinda get to thinking, of all the men I've slain
Oh yes I do
You took my beer from me, I took an axe to you
I need my beer beside me, I'll kill to get it back
Oh yes I will

Chorus

So if you're gonna kill me, kill me, kill me
Come on and have a go
Come on and have a go...

*Mika* · May 20th, 2008, 10:41 AM

*is deader than a really dead thing laughing*
teeheehee

Katie'Force · May 20th, 2008, 10:43 AM

hahaha now i'm getting strange looks from people in the office for laughing...

Vikingess · May 20th, 2008, 11:31 AM

M People:

Sometimes, when beer flows marauders come
A horde arrives and never leaves
It's a raid
Oh shit, they took my bloody wife as well
They're taking her across the sea
They will pay

It was then, then they went too far
They tried to take my beer too
I will fight, fight to get it back
Just let me get my hands on them...

You've got to search for the Viking inside yourself
Search for the helmet you hide
Search for the Viking inside yourself
Until you get your alcohol back

In this life, good beer is so hard to find
I'm not about to let it leave
I will fight
Just keep, the flame of anger burning bright
The precious beer, you must save

Because you, and only you alone
Can save it from the pillagers
Plant your feet, and wave your axe aloft
Your inner Viking will succeed...

You've got to search for the Viking inside yourself
Search for the helmet you hide
Search for the Viking inside yourself
Until you get your alcohol back...

May 20th, 2008, 10:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
Vikingess Miniature Viking Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Birmingham Posts: 759	Bonnie Tyler (and friends), Turisas Style. I suddenly felt the need to do a Turisas version of 'Holding Out For A Hero'. Where the hell has Lisko gone, and where are all the skirts? Where's the mighty Turisas, to fight the rising odds? Isn't there a Tude upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need... Chorus: I need a Viking! I'm holding out for a Viking til the end of the night He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a Viking! I'm holding out for a Viking til the morning light He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life Larger than life... Somewhere after midnight In my motorised longship Somewhere just beyond my reach There's Hanu reaching back for me Racing on the thunder And rising with the heat It's gonna take a Viking man to sweep me off my feet! Chorus x2 Up where the Olli meets the fiddle above Out where the warpaint stains the skin I could swear there's a Jussi somewhere watching me Through the fur and the sweat and beer And the Warlord in flight I can feel his approach like an axe in the neck Like an axe in the neck... Chorus to fade __________________ All that is gold does not glitter Not all who wander are lost The old that is strong does not wither Deep roots are not reached by the frost From the ashes a fire shall be woken A light from the shadows shall spring Renewed shall be blade that was broken The crownless again shall be king. ~Bilbo's verses for Aragorn II Last edited by Vikingess : May 20th, 2008 at 10:38 AM.

May 20th, 2008, 10:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mika Keeper of The Duck Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: in a field...The Fens Posts: 488	I now wish I had a copy of that song to sing along too Well done m'dear, certainly beats any disney re-works __________________ HOLY SPIDER

May 20th, 2008, 10:11 AM	#3 (permalink)
Vikingess Miniature Viking Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Birmingham Posts: 759	Why thank ye! I'm currently contemplating another one...possibly to Shakira __________________ All that is gold does not glitter Not all who wander are lost The old that is strong does not wither Deep roots are not reached by the frost From the ashes a fire shall be woken A light from the shadows shall spring Renewed shall be blade that was broken The crownless again shall be king. ~Bilbo's verses for Aragorn II

May 20th, 2008, 10:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
Mika Keeper of The Duck Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: in a field...The Fens Posts: 488	May I recommend underneath your furs or axe like yours :P __________________ HOLY SPIDER

May 20th, 2008, 10:15 AM	#5 (permalink)
Vikingess Miniature Viking Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Birmingham Posts: 759	Hordes Don't Lie? __________________ All that is gold does not glitter Not all who wander are lost The old that is strong does not wither Deep roots are not reached by the frost From the ashes a fire shall be woken A light from the shadows shall spring Renewed shall be blade that was broken The crownless again shall be king. ~Bilbo's verses for Aragorn II

May 20th, 2008, 10:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
Mika Keeper of The Duck Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: in a field...The Fens Posts: 488	Love it Poem to a horde __________________ HOLY SPIDER

May 20th, 2008, 10:32 AM	#7 (permalink)
Katie'Force Kables Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Leeds Posts: 2,162	hahahahahahaha love you girls! __________________ Thraxas: With Jeremy Clarkson in his speedboat as the enemy! Vikingess: Could we not run to a small nuclear arsenal? Thraxas: Do we really want to get boarded by Greenpeace? Katie’Force: First Clarkson, now Greenpeace!!! This is an awesome war... in a longboat... fought with oars....

May 20th, 2008, 10:34 AM	#8 (permalink)
Vikingess Miniature Viking Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Birmingham Posts: 759	Change of plan: I'm doing Wet Wet Wet. I feel it in my helmet I feel it in my horns Hordes are all around me And so the fear grows It's written on the wind It's in my underpants Oh yes it is So if you're gonna kill me Come on and have a go... Chorus: I am a Viking, I'll kill you first My horde's made up of the best warriors There'll be no warning, this is your end 'Cause on my horde, I can depend! You'll see your life before you, as my axe meets your head I kinda get to thinking, of all the men I've slain Oh yes I do You took my beer from me, I took an axe to you I need my beer beside me, I'll kill to get it back Oh yes I will Chorus So if you're gonna kill me, kill me, kill me Come on and have a go Come on and have a go... __________________ All that is gold does not glitter Not all who wander are lost The old that is strong does not wither Deep roots are not reached by the frost From the ashes a fire shall be woken A light from the shadows shall spring Renewed shall be blade that was broken The crownless again shall be king. ~Bilbo's verses for Aragorn II

May 20th, 2008, 10:41 AM	#9 (permalink)
Mika Keeper of The Duck Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: in a field...The Fens Posts: 488	is deader than a really dead thing laughing teeheehee __________________ HOLY SPIDER

May 20th, 2008, 10:43 AM	#10 (permalink)
Katie'Force Kables Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Leeds Posts: 2,162	hahaha now i'm getting strange looks from people in the office for laughing... __________________ Thraxas: With Jeremy Clarkson in his speedboat as the enemy! Vikingess: Could we not run to a small nuclear arsenal? Thraxas: Do we really want to get boarded by Greenpeace? Katie’Force: First Clarkson, now Greenpeace!!! This is an awesome war... in a longboat... fought with oars....

May 20th, 2008, 11:31 AM	#11 (permalink)
Vikingess Miniature Viking Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Birmingham Posts: 759	M People: Sometimes, when beer flows marauders come A horde arrives and never leaves It's a raid Oh shit, they took my bloody wife as well They're taking her across the sea They will pay It was then, then they went too far They tried to take my beer too I will fight, fight to get it back Just let me get my hands on them... You've got to search for the Viking inside yourself Search for the helmet you hide Search for the Viking inside yourself Until you get your alcohol back In this life, good beer is so hard to find I'm not about to let it leave I will fight Just keep, the flame of anger burning bright The precious beer, you must save Because you, and only you alone Can save it from the pillagers Plant your feet, and wave your axe aloft Your inner Viking will succeed... You've got to search for the Viking inside yourself Search for the helmet you hide Search for the Viking inside yourself Until you get your alcohol back... __________________ All that is gold does not glitter Not all who wander are lost The old that is strong does not wither Deep roots are not reached by the frost From the ashes a fire shall be woken A light from the shadows shall spring Renewed shall be blade that was broken The crownless again shall be king. ~Bilbo's verses for Aragorn II Last edited by Vikingess : May 20th, 2008 at 11:41 AM.