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August 4th, 2008, 02:37 AM
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Hail To The King
Join Date: Jul 2008
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A Jahova's came to my house on Thursday or Friday... I came to the door in a Mayhem shirt.. for those of you who don't know the logo they use.. it has two reversed crosses in it. I don't think they liked the Corpse playing in the background either, never seen a look on a guys face like that before. I was just thinking about it and it made me laugh all over again.
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August 4th, 2008, 02:41 PM
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#77 (permalink)
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Master of Disaster
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Curridabat, Costa Rica
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Originally Posted by Death Metal Anti-Christ
A Jahova's came to my house on Thursday or Friday... I came to the door in a Mayhem shirt..
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Talk about wrong place wrong time wrong attire  , the face of that guy probably had been a Kodak moment.
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August 4th, 2008, 03:24 PM
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I myself had no choice, when my mom kept changing churches when I was a kid. We were every christian religion except Lutheran at one time or another. Years ago, on many occasions, whenever I see the Mormon (always in pairs as well) missionaries coming, or the Jehova witnesses, I did the same thing. I'd put on Obituary or Carcass, and half the time, upon the JW guys hearing it, they wouldn't bother knocking on the door. The Mormons though, they're persistent, and you could practically spit on them, and they'd say "heh heh, nice one there! got me good!" They're too damn nice. But since I had to be a Mormon in my early teens, I know that's how they get to some people. Make you feel almost like a bad person or jerk, and the next thing you know, you're guiltily listening to them, or inviting them in. So, I just tell them I'm an ex-member, no thanks. I don't believe in worshipping Joseph Smith, or anyone else, and shut the door, without pause.
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August 4th, 2008, 03:45 PM
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#79 (permalink)
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Junior Member
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One must possess the ability to see a million different failures and downfalls, and then somehow assemble them into a greater picture of perfection. ~ Unknown
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August 4th, 2008, 04:11 PM
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August 4th, 2008, 04:34 PM
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Master of Disaster
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Curridabat, Costa Rica
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Originally Posted by ramses
I myself had no choice, when my mom kept changing churches when I was a kid. We were every christian religion except Lutheran at one time or another.
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Talk about confusion of tongues 
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Years ago, on many occasions, whenever I see the Mormon (always in pairs as well)
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Yeah we have a joke because of that here, but it's only funny is Spanish
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August 5th, 2008, 02:10 AM
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Hail To The King
Join Date: Jul 2008
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Originally Posted by Wyvern
Talk about wrong place wrong time wrong attire , the face of that guy probably had been a Kodak moment. |
Definately, wished i had a security camera
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August 6th, 2008, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Wyvern
Talk about confusion of tongues
Yeah we have a joke because of that here, but it's only funny is Spanish |
Yeah, still to this day, when I see them as I drive by, I yell in a strained old man's voice (granpa Simpson style) "worship him!.....Joseph Smith!...the true messiah!...I want my 6 wives! " |
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August 6th, 2008, 09:45 PM
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UMOS Infidel
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: not Dubai! (Windsor Canada)
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I had a pair of Jehovah's come to my door about a year or two ago. Wished I woulda caught that on tape. Every time they made an argument for joining their church, I came up with 3 why not to.
Used everything from the imaginary friend argument, to "then why did he allow 9/11 to happen", to historians can't even agree on how to make Elvis' favorite sandwich nevermind what 'God' said 2000 years ago, to my personal favorite quote:
"I have all the help I need. I don't need help finding a religion. I already have one, it's called the Colorado Avalanche and Heavy metal. Why don't you guys go help people who are desperately starving? Dying of aids? Why don't you educate people to become doctors and nurses in the third world? I have money, I have my health and I'm doing perfectly fine and am an upstanding citizen without praying to an invisible dead guy. Good day."
-original version of that was from Glenn (OzNimbus) at Spectre Sound.
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August 6th, 2008, 09:45 PM
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Master of Disaster
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Curridabat, Costa Rica
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ramses
I want my 6 wives! "
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And get six mothers-in-law are you nuts?
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